#if the beardjane baby can realistically also be a fake in the kink scenario i'm going with that one.

[lunar-years]

Re: teds non attendance at beard's wedding

Not for nothing but beard and Jane both strike me as the type to tell people to show up wearing nice clothes, hustle them on to the bus, and have Kenneth sneak them in to Stonehenge for an unsanctioned sunrise wedding that probably isn't even legally recognized

Though personally I am still declaring that wedding a fever dream idc what Brendan says. If you wanted me to think it was real you should have done better CGI. I'll forgive the stadium CGI because it's hard with a fast moving foreground and background but not that wedding no sir. My disbelief is a gift, Mr. Hunt, accept it

THE CGI IS SOOOOOOO BAD. Like talking about deeply unimportant shit I hated this season, that one tops the list. That scene could truly not have looked any worse if they had actively tried, lmao. Everything about it looked a high school play production.

I absolutely agree on the logistics behind the beard/jane wedding though. That was definitely a spur of the moment "yay! we're getting married!" announcement in the dressing room and one of the players was like "congrats man, when's the wedding date?" and beard was like well, kenneth will be taking us to stonehenge next wednesday morning at 5:00 am be here sharpish if you want to come" and when he tells Ted all of this over the phone Ted is like "well, you know I love you Willis, but I am absolutely not coming to that. you have fun though bestie. <3 "

(I am Beard/Jane Hater at my core, btw, and this is not me condoning that wedding, which I LOATHED to see. But since there's no stopping it I have decided that either 1] It was just an elaborate public kink thing and the marriage is neither legal nor binding. 2] they're simply deepening the train-wreck of it all and unfortunately things sometimes do get worse before they get better. Beard will be divorcing in all of my fics and escaping this abusive relationship...all in good time.)