#if starz are real allies which they clearly have been since 2010 then they'd pick up ofmd huh
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Okay okay, you all might've noticed I'm hyperfixating on 2010 Spartacus again. Here are some scattered thoughts on it, and also a desperate attempt to get my followers to watch it.
This show was so ahead of its time, guys. If this show came out today, the fandom would be insane I'm telling you. A Starz original series about slaves starting an uprising that's literally all about mostly naked men fighting and killing each other in the most brutal, bloody, hyper-masculine ways, but then also fucking each other and no one bats an eye because it's Rome? And also the main gay couple are the only characters that live at the end??? And go start a goat farm?? It's like an uno reverse bury your gays. It's a bury your straights. Bury your everyone but the gays.
Alright a decent amount of gays die as well, but not the mains!!
The fandom would be in the trenches. There would be Barca/Auctus vs Barca/Pietros ship wars. We'd be rioting over the Ashur reboot right now because it's not the nagron on their goat farm show we all wanted. I'm telling you this shit would rival Our Flag Means Death in its cultural impact.
I mean, it's also a pretty poignant show with great themes on freedom and humanity as well, but that's a whole other post.
#there's also something to be said about how fake the cgi blood looks and how liberally used the slow mo is#like#i kind of love it#after an episode or two it just becomes reality#but also fair warning to my dear followers because i know a lot of you are young#this show do be having a lot of nudity gore cursing and dark themes#i don't want to see a single comment about how black sails is the pirate show for the gays as well like#i know#if starz are real allies which they clearly have been since 2010 then they'd pick up ofmd huh#anyway brainrot continues#spartacus#2010 spartacus#agron#nasir#nagron#our flag means death#melissa og#melissa bullshit#melissa on 2010 spartacus
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