#if someone know's how pls let me know im a big boomer on things like these....

[caelanglang]

hii i’m going to feel a bit stupid if this wasn’t you so sorry in advance but did you by any chance make like a comic about chuuya making a crab dish for dazai? he’s stuck in the hospital and kouyou tells chuuya to get him smth to eat and the title was like itadakimasu? if it was you i can’t find it on your blog for some reason but if it wasn’t i’m so sorry for bothering you hhsjshdf just based on my memory of this the art style was similar to yours (or was yours lol)

Hello anon! pls don't feel that way! You're right, it's me *cue dramatic music* I'm joking I swear I'm funny It really warms my heart that you reached out to me and recognized my style :,3 I also have no idea why my blog's search is not working properly T-T sometimes, I'd have a hard time finding and editing my own works too,,, but here's the link to it if you want to check it out again :D https://www.tumblr.com/caelanglang/711578344566718464

Also just a random extra but this was a really timely inbox bc I was just planning part two for that comic xD (in which Dazai's search for the mysterious restaurant-that-sells-the-best-crab-congee-in-the-world and Chuuya's crisis entitled I-must-never-let-that-bastard-find-out-that-it-was-me-or-the-maid-jokes-will-never-stop, aaaaaannnd how Chuuya made up a fake restaurant with a single burner phone, a voice changing device, and a menu written on a tissue paper—) I'm sorry I'll stop rambling orz the brainrot was really strong and this was just so timely hhhhh thank you for dropping by! i really appreciate it! <3

[cupidmarwani-archive]

Crockett’s Locker

Summary: The groupchat finds the contents of Crockett’s locker (implied alcoholism)

WC: 1287

Other Bekker: the chat is dead

Maggie<3: Most of us are at work

Maggie<3: I’m only on here because it’s chemo time.

Maggie<3: Caroline says hi!

Other Bekker: hi caroline!!!!!

[Maggie<3 has sent an image to the chat]

Other Bekker: looking fire ladies

Nat: How’s that going btw

Maggie<3: Up and down, mostly.

Nat: :(

crickett: has lanik come back yet

Nat: No and also aren’t you supposed to be in surgery

crickett: noah is doing it

crickett: @Maggie<3 can you put them in the chat pls

Other Bekker: not to be #dramatic but

Other Bekker: ava and i…

Other Bekker: are looking at houses

crickett: hell yeah congrats

Bekker: @OtherBekker that’s supposed to be a secret until the housewarming party!! Next thing I know you’re going to tell them the other surprise

crickett: oh?

Other Bekker: shh too loud

Ethan Choi: Tell us the secret

[Maggie<3 has added “Dr. Lanik” to the chat]

Dr. Lanik: I specifically asked you not to put me in this chat again.

Maggie<3: It’s good for you

[Maggie<3 has added “no-ah” to the chat]

crickett: NOW THAT THE GANGS ALL HERE

crickett: CRAWFISH BOIL ON FRIDAY

April: Nope.

crickett: u know how much crawfish is coming to my house @April? do u have any clue?

Nat: You have to give more notice about these things.

crickett: u didnt come last time so now you have to 

Ethan Choi: All of you are coming because if I have to spend the week eating leftover crawfish, you’re all dead to me.

no-ah: Ditto. Crockett brings me food every day and I need variety

Ethan Choi: @crickett ????

crickett: if i dont then he forgets to eat :(( i bring food for @QueenElsa and @OtherBekker pretty often too. my kids now.

Other Bekker: dad?

crickett: daughter?

Ethan Choi: You don’t even make lunch for me!

FreeWilly: oof

crickett: ur a big boy

crickett: u can cut the crust off ur own pbj

Ethan Choi: Then you can make your own frittata.

crickett: @Dr.Lanik hes bullying me

Dr. Lanik: You kind of started it.

crickett: betrayal!

Nat: Can someone cover my shift today?

FreeWilly: @Nat gotchu

Bekker: I don’t want to start drama but hey @crickett why do you have bourbon in your locker?

crickett: for sexy reasons

Ethan Choi: Let’s not talk about this here.

FreeWilly: Lanik just called Crockett out of the ED

Bekker: Oh no

Bekker: I really didn’t mean to cause trouble is everything okay??

Ethan Choi: There’s just a long history there, you didn’t do anything wrong @Bekker. But thanks for telling us about that.

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Wifey: I really didn’t mean to cause problems.

Sarah: we all know that! you had no way of knowing

Wifey: Is he okay?

Sarah: he had like six months sober

- 

[crickett has left the chat]

Maggie<3: Is everything okay?

Dr. Lanik: Everything is okay. He’s on temporary leave.

Bekker: How long?

Dr. Lanik: Six months or so.  

Queen Elsa: Should we be worried?

FreeWilly: he’ll be okay. you weren’t here but he’s done this whole cycle before

Ethan Choi: @FreeWilly don’t say it like that.

connor: @FreeWilly not cool

Other Bekker: lets all calm down 

Ethan Choi: A heads up, there will also be no boil this friday.

-

Dr. Bekker (Blonde): Hey

Dr. Bekker (Blonde): Are you okay?

Dr. Bekker (Blonde): I didn’t mean to get you in trouble

-

Dr. Bekker (Brunette): were all worried about you so just message us when you have the chance

-

Nat: So how’s everyone’s day going?

no-ah: It’s okay the ED is busy

April: Lowkey glad it’s my day off

FreeWilly: if Charles butts into my patients’ rooms ONE MORE TIME

Other Bekker: stealing patients is crocketts job

FreeWilly: low blow when he isnt here to defend himself

Dr. Lanik: We don’t need to talk about Dr. Marcel in this chat.

-

[Ethan Choi has named the chat “Crockett”]

[Ethan Choi has added “Other Bekker” to the chat]

[Ethan Choi has added “FreeWilly” to the chat]

[Ethan Choi has added “April” to the chat]

[Ethan Choi has added “no-ah” to the chat]

Ethan Choi: Sorry to start a new chat but I know you’re all Crockett’s good friends and obviously we need to talk about this

Ethan Choi: Did anybody know he was drinking again?

no-ah: I thought he might have been but wasnt sure and you know how he gets

Other Bekker: is he going to get fired?

FreeWilly: no jimmy isnt firing him. he and goodwin vouch for him since hes a good doctor

April: So what do we do next?

Ethan Choi: Goodwin called me and recommended a rehab facility

no-ah: Aren’t those for hard drugs

Other Bekker: theyre for anybody who needs rehab

Ethan Choi: It seemed like he was doing so much better. He’s been taking his meds and everything

FreeWilly: he’s seemed fine at work too

Ethan Choi: Does anybody think he’ll actually go to rehab?

April: Didn’t the hospital mandate it?

FreeWilly: jimmy says no. they just mandate he seek treatment. he goes to aa

Ethan Choi: He stopped going to meetings after he hit thirty days

no-ah: damn

-

Queen Elsa: Dr. Halstead is committing malpractice again

FreeWilly: it’s not technically malpractice

Queen Elsa: I hate this hospital

connor: doctors who dont commit malpractice solidarity

Maggie<3: It worries me that you joke about this

Dr. Lanik: Legally, it has been one month since our last malpractice suit

Dr. Lanik: @Nat

Nat: It was dismissed.

connor: i feel like that doesnt fix it

Nat: Will is the one who technically committed malpractice

Queen Elsa: How about none of us should commit malpractice

Other Bekker: ^^^

Bekker: You know who doesn’t commit malpractice

Bekker: Dr. Latham

connor: love that guy

Queen Elsa: Dr. Latham is one of three doctors in this hospital I respect

April: Who are the other two?

no-ah: definitely not halstead or manning 

connor: is one of them Goodwin

Queen Elsa: Mrs. Goodwin isn’t even a doctor. 

Queen Elsa: However, I do fully respect her as a superior and as a person.

Ethan Choi: Who else do you respect I actually really wanna know

Queen Elsa: It changes depending on the week.

no-ah: so she’s mysterious

Nat: Uh hey guys guess who I just ran into

[Nat has sent an image to the chat]

Ethan Choi: Where is this?

Nat: The gas station by the hospital. He’s arguing with the cashier about the price of discount vodka.

Ethan Choi: I’m on my way to pick him up.

-

FreeWilly: so that’s alarming

Ethan Choi: He’s not drunk, just really upset.

April: Praying for you both <3

-

Dr. Lanik: Mandatory substance abuse presentation in the projection room today.

Queen Elsa: Isn’t that dramatic?

Dr. Lanik: The last doctor of ours before who had a drinking problem jumped off the roof of the hospital. Given that Dr. Marcel is also struggling, the execs want a presentation about substance abuse and treatment and rehab options covered by our insurance. 

Ethan Choi: Yeah I’m gonna be at home with Crockett actually so I won’t be going

Dr. Lanik: This is mandatory.

connor: ok boomer

Dr. Lanik: Number one, we’re the same age. I’m actually pretty sure you’re older than me. Number two, this isn’t a joke.

connor: does he have… a heart?

Dr. Lanik: Very funny.

Maggie<3: I actually do think we should all go, that way if somebody on staff (other than Crockett) is struggling, they can get the support they need

Nat: ^

April: ^^

Dr. Lanik: Half of you will be paged before lunch, the other half afterward. Thank you.

-

Crockett: jsyk im not mad at you

Dr. Bekker (Blonde): Are you okay?

Crockett: i will be.