#if she didn't even grow up celebrating christmas but doesn't mind it. perfect. blank slate
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when i was a kid i didn't notice how ritualistic i am about christmas but now i've realized it is the singular thing i am most obsessively rigid about and i'm like wow the neurodivergence*
*said with the same tone as ingredience
#when i hear people talking about watching movies that are not in my repertoire my brain goes INCORRECT‼️ INCORRECT‼️#i have specific rules about ornaments and decorations#my ideal future wife is: cool with christmas but not wildly into it#so i can force her into my own traditions instead of bringing hers in#if she didn't even grow up celebrating christmas but doesn't mind it. perfect. blank slate#this is the foundation of a happy marriage 👍#also my mom keeps saying people in my family are eventually going to split off for christmas#but the way things are going we're going to end up having 50 people there instead#our christmas is awesome. my cousins' boyfriends joke they're only in the relationships so they can come#we don't fight and my dad makes really good food (so i've been told. my arfid ass)#blabs#*xmas
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