#if it's a ristorante you'll actually probably be asked to put it away and of not you will be asked to leave
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Let another Italian give their input: actual Italians care a lot less about authenticity than what you see on social media (which is always exaggerated)
HOWEVER. Bringing a bottle of ranch to a pizzeria is absolutely ground for execution. Your body most likely be found decades later inside the concrete of a bridge.
If I traveled to Italy and entered a genuine pizzeria, sat myself down, unzipped my purse and pulled out a bottle of Hidden Valley ranch, do you suppose the Italians would swarm for the kill immediately or would they outsource it to the Italian mafia
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