#if it wasn't near guaranteed that anyone saying it was using it in bad faith
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not to again have an opinion on the latest talking point but like. the hays code? is that the thing fanfiction writers are scared of now? the film code that fell out of favor in the early 60s and was replaced a couple years before fucking woodstock?
#ramblerambleramble#i would buy into all these 'know your history' type arguments more#if it wasn't near guaranteed that anyone saying it was using it in bad faith#that's not knowing history that's making up a boogeyman#sorry but the kids who don't yet have media literacy aren't actually agents of a film rating system#least of all one that was probably shelved before their parents were even born#that's not how any of this works
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Bea & Buster
Bea: Again Bea: We're having this conversation again Buster: What have I done wrong now? Bea: You tell me Bea: If it's such a long list Buster: Actually, it's a non-existent list as far as I'm concerned but you clearly disagree Buster: So I'm just waiting to hear it Bea: Don't play as dumb as you evidently fucking are Bea: How have you potentially got ANOTHER girl pregnant, how did you not learn your lesson from the first very near miss? Buster: How do you even know about that, first of all? Buster: And secondly, it's an entirely different situation this time so you don't need to speak to me like that Bea: Does it matter? It's true because you're not telling me otherwise so Bea: Entirely different! How? You still haven't left School, you still live at Home, you still don't earn money of your own Buster: Mum, please, calm down Buster: It's different for so many reasons, like not being an accident and something I'm happy about Buster: Plus, I've almost finished school, we have a flat and Rio earns her own money Bea: If you think you're any more equipped to deal with a child than you were, what was it Bea: 6? 7? Months ago Bea: then you have no idea what you want for this to not be an accident Buster: In case you haven't noticed, a lot's changed between then and now Bea: You've lost the sense you were born with is what's happened, Jesus Christ Buster: Don't Bea: You lied to me Buster: I didn't Buster: I meant what I said when I said it Buster: But things change Bea: You mean you got her pregnant and now you're rolling with it Bea: just be honest, don't say you wanted this Buster: I am being honest Buster: We planned this 'cause it's what we both want Buster: I thought we had to wait for all the reasons you're saying but I realised it's bullshit Buster: We don't have to so we didn't Bea: Oh, is it? Bea: Well I've lived it mate so I think I would know Buster: Well, I'm not you or dad Buster: This wasn't a surprise to me Bea: No, I'm sure you plan to right all our wrongs Bea: Well, good luck, truly Buster: I plan to do a good job, that doesn't mean you didn't Buster: I don't need luck Bea: I don't know what you need, Buster Buster: Yeah you do Buster: You can say what you think Bea: What is the point Bea: You have never and will never listen Buster: I'm listening Buster: You don't need to shut me out Bea: I just don't want more kids getting hurt in this fucking family, alright Bea: Rio should know better Bea: You should know better Buster: She does. We both do. I get what you're scared of but it's not gonna happen Bea: You can't guarantee that Buster: I can Buster: 'Cause I would die for them, mum so I'll do whatever it takes Buster: And so would Rio Bea: Yeah fat lot of use my dead dad was to me Buster: I know, but you and dad were more than enough for me, everything you did and you don't even think you did it right Buster: So imagine what I can do, 'cause of what you've given me Buster: I know I can do it and that I will Bea: Why do you want to Buster: Why wouldn't I? Bea: You could go anywhere, do anything, be anyone Buster: I still can Bea: Maybe, but you still want to be married to Rio and tied down with kids Bea: I'll never understand it, I don't know where this has come from Buster: You make it sound like that's something that holds me back when it's the opposite Buster: I know this seems sudden 'cause of what I said and I don't expect you to understand Bea: It is sudden Bea: it doesn't just seem it Buster: Well, I was gonna wait before telling you for that exact reason, but here we are Bea: Oh yes it would've been much better for me if you'd waited 'til she was about to drop Buster: Obviously I would have done it before then, come on Bea: No, nothing you do is obvious any more Bea: You've waited 'til your hand was forced Bea: every single time Buster: Look, I could make you understand my every motivation, but you're not my fucking therapist, are you? Buster: I was gonna tell you soon, but not this soon Buster: You're not meant to, it's not personal, like Bea: Perhaps if you had one we wouldn't be here talking about this now Bea: and don't talk to me like I don't know Buster: Hilarious Buster: Then don't act like I was deliberately withholding the info from you Bea: We both know I wasn't first on your list Buster: You would've been, if I'd made one Buster: But like you said, forced hand Bea: Bullshit Bea: Her family always knows everything first Buster: No, her mum works shit out before anyone's ready for her to know it Buster: That's not the same thing Bea: Fair, should have seen this coming Bea: More fool me for having some faith Buster: Don't be like that Buster: I wanted to tell you 'cause I know I fucked up by making you think you had more time to accept this than you do Buster: When I said that I was scared, okay, to want what I want when I want it, but I'm not scared anymore Buster: Long story short Bea: Well, it's done now Bea: You can't change your mind again Buster: I'm not going to Buster: Jesus, give me some credit Buster: It just really fucks with your head when you want something for a really long time that you aren't allowed to want Bea: But now you're allowed Buster: To a degree, sure Bea: Why Bea: Who told you this was okay Buster: It is Buster: But that's all it is 'cause we aren't doing things at the speed everyone else wants Buster: So fuck that Buster: I don't want okay Bea: What do you want, Buster? Buster: I want not to waste anymore time just 'cause it might make you all feel better Buster: 'Cause then again it might not so why the fuck am I bothering? Bea: Then you've got everything you want Buster: Yeah Buster: I do Buster: I'm gonna finally live fully Buster: Be happy and not stick with the watered down version that's more palatable for this fucking family Bea: Don't be so bloody dramatic, who has ever told you to be unhappy Buster: You're all so concerned with not upsetting things that it's the only thing that ends up happening Buster: You've literally always told me what to do and what I want is somehow secondary every time to whatever you think the real goal is Buster: You don't want me to go to Trinity even though I'm sick to the back teeth of posh cunts, that's just one tiny example Buster: So it's not dramatic, it's factual Bea: I'm either that cunt mother or concerned with upsetting things but I ain't both, you don't get to feel that sorry for yourself Bea: You were a child, you are Bea: what was I meant to do, leave you to it? Buster: That's what you've ended up doing, regardless Bea: Again, not enough hugs or too many, Buster Bea: Which is it Buster: I'm not trying to make this about you Buster: It isn't Buster: I'm saying, it's too late to treat me like a child now when you literally haven't since Christ knows when Bea: You don't get to tell me how it is Buster: It happened to me so yeah I do Buster: You let Nance leave and you left me in that house all on my own and you never asked what I was doing Bea: You were not on your own Bea: You were 15, you didn't want me in your business Buster: That isn't stopping you now Bea: Because somehow we've reached this age without marriage and pregnancy so Buster: 'Cause that's the worst thing I could do, yeah? Buster: Jesus, you've got no idea Bea: Yes, Buster, it's pretty fucking bad Buster: No, it's not Buster: It's the best thing that's happened to me Buster: Who I was before, what I used to do, that was the bad shit Bea: You're going to resent it Bea: this lost time Buster: I resent all the time I wasn't with her, that's what we lost Buster: I resent that I was unhappy enough to get so fucked up that a girl literally assaulted me too, obviously Buster: But pick your battles, mum Bea: You're saying this like I can do anything about that Bea: You'll see firsthand how abysmally the system fails sexual assault victims, what do you want me to do, I can't make it un-happen to you, I'm sorry Buster: You can stop making Rio the problem when she clearly isn't Buster: You can easily do that Bea: When have I said she was Buster: By acting like being with her has or will ruin my life Bea: It isn't her it's that you're even thinking about either of these things at your age Bea: I had to grow up too fast, so did your dad Bea: neither of you needed to Bea: that's all I'm trying to say Buster: You can just admit that I ruined yours if that's how you feel but don't project it on to me Buster: I want my baby Bea: It's not about you Bea: If you'd like a rundown of what the fuck happened to me we can go there but I wasn't a child long before you were on the scene Bea: Before any of them Buster: And I wasn't a child before this Buster: You think that we didn't have to grow up fast but we did Buster: It already happened Bea: You didn't Buster: Just 'cause it wasn't on the same scale as what happened to you, doesn't mean it didn't Bea: I don't want to talk about this anymore Buster: Fine Buster: You could ask me how my exams are going or how my child is Bea: I know Bea: if there was something wrong you'd come to me, it's what I live for, remember? Buster: Stop Bea: Don't tell me to stop Buster: Don't you think it's really fucked that we only talk when there's a 'problem?' Buster: Jesus, don't you want it to be different Bea: Maybe Bea: but it won't change Buster: Not with that attitude, no Bea: Fucking hell, you sound like one of them Buster: It's not us and them Bea: No, it is Bea: and I thought you were like me Bea: but you're not Buster: I am like you and that's your problem Bea: Don't flatter yourself Buster: Don't lie to yourself Bea: You reckon? Buster: Yeah Bea: Nah Buster: Don't be stupid Bea: Nah Bea: This is why we're not alike Bea: I didn't get to do this, I couldn't talk to Tess and Fearghal like this Buster: Take it up with dad 'cause I'm like him too Buster: I don't get to be all yours Bea: Who's asking Norman Bates Bea: Christ Buster: You raised me to be like this, if you don't like it, do better Bea: You're not a child anymore, apparently Bea: this bullshit is your own now Bea: unlucky Buster: Now that it suits you you're taking that on board Buster: Unsurprising Bea: I'm capable of listening Bea: A trait you've not inhereted Buster: I'm capable Buster: I just choose to be selective Buster: If you want me to listen don't chat so much shit, like Bea: And he wonders why I don't want to speak to him Bea: Hilarious, this kid Buster: I know why you don't want to speak to me Buster: It's 'cause I won't do exactly what you tell me, when you tell me Bea: Good God if that was my criteria I'd never speak to anyone Buster: It's just your criteria for being a mum, clearly Bea: I know, absolute madness, knowing what's best and being disappointed when you do the opposite Bea: Sorry I didn't pick up the Hippie dippie tell you every mistake you make is wonderful parenting bible Ali clearly did Buster: Name one time you've actually known what was best for me? Bea: Literally all the time Bea: I knew you hadn't been listening Buster: Wrong Bea: Oh that's convenient, yet again Buster gets to say what's right and wrong, where's the impartial adjudicator or are you now above all authorities? Buster: Get one, if it'll make you feel better Buster: I get to say how I feel about how my life is, sorry if that messes with your world view Bea: I'm sure it feels lovely, that pissing, puking, screaming shit bag is miles away yet Bea: it's a nice fuzzy concept Buster: You really don't think anything of me, do you? Buster: Like I'm literally that stupid and naive Bea: You've met babies Bea: you've got no idea what it's like to raise one Bea: so yes, you are naive Buster: I know it's not fucking rose tinted Buster: Christ Bea: You know it in an abstract way but you wouldn't have done it if you knew it Bea: what it's like to have something so useless solely dependent on you, for everything Buster: It's done Buster: Deal with it Bea: I won't be Bea: This is very much your mess Buster: It's not a mess Buster: But if that's your way of bowing out then go on Buster: It's happening whether you like it or not and whether you're involved or not Bea: Where do you think I'm going? Buster: That's up to you Buster: Do what you want Bea: Generous Buster: It's been said Bea: I don't doubt Buster: Here we fucking go Buster: Say it then Bea: What? Buster: What you're dying to Bea: Still don't know Buster: Yeah you do Buster: We always come back to money, don't we? Bea: Well you seem to be fond of it, yeah Buster: Who's fault is that? Buster: I didn't give it to myself Bea: I imagine mine Bea: Usually is Bea: I'd be cruel if I left you with none Buster: Fuck's sake Bea: You can't be out here buying Ferraris with my money, and telling me to fuck off for the opportunity Bea: Grow up and go without or deal Buster: Fine Bea: Although, free advice, sell it and get a family car sooner rather than later Buster: That was obvious even for you Bea: You're the one with the masterplan Bea: How bad you want this kid not coincide with how bad you want a minivan, no? Bea: Funny that Buster: Hilarious Bea: I wish it was Buster: You are, console yourself with that, like Bea: Thanks Buster: So welcome Buster: Unlike your attempt at advice Bea: Well one of you better get used to walking then Buster: You're on a roll with the craic Bea: You know Bea: Lived there longer than you have Buster: Again, that's on you, mum Bea: Yeah, what a drag having to live in one of the most vibrant capitals in the world, ugh Bea: if only I'd stayed in Tallaght Buster: Maybe ask yourself why me and Nance would both rather be here, that's all Buster: Or why you didn't really commit and send me away to boarding school Bea: Yeah, that'd suit this victim complex you've developed Buster: It'd suit your us vs them isolation model you've built too Buster: Everyone wins Bea: You're blowing that out of proportion Bea: Just 'cos I don't wanna be in everyone's pocket at all times Buster: 'Course I am Buster: For the drama, you know Bea: God there's easier ways to act out Buster: How many times, it's not about you Bea: Sure sounds like it Bea: or you just nitpicking every choice I've made for the fun of the thing Buster: Like, I'm sorry you play a role in my life Buster: Jesus, I don't know how to do this Buster: I wish I could explain myself better, honestly Bea: Well come find me when you work it out Bea: I'll be here Buster: Like you said, what's gonna change? Buster: I can't write you a fucking essay Bea: If you were in the country longer than five minutes we'd stand a chance of talking in person Buster: I've been in London for ages Buster: Get a better excuse Bea: Yeah, using our house as a doss again without asking Buster: Hardly Buster: Tempted as you do make me Bea: Go right ahead Bea: I'm sure your wife would be thrilled Buster: Like that's what motivates you ever Bea: Making her see how childish you're capable of being? No, not my primary motivation but it's an enticing idea at present Buster: Caring about her at all Buster: You've made yourself pretty clear Buster: And yeah, you'd love it if she left me Bea: I don't dislike her but I'm not going to pretend to be happy about what you've done, no Buster: Well I'm not gonna pretend I'm sorry that I'm not gonna be alone forever like Nance is 'cause I'm so fucked up that I can't handle love Bea: That's a nice thing to say about your sister Bea: even if it is to get at me Buster: It's the truth Buster: She knows it Bea: Well she's getting help, isn't she Buster: She still fell in love with someone the same age as you and dad are Buster: So Bea: Oh and an inappropriate age gap trumps incest? Bea: Let's not point fingers Buster: It does when its clearly about you and him, yeah Bea: But your situation is totally not about us Bea: Yes, I remember Buster: I'm glad you're keeping up Buster: Better late than never Bea: Good God Bea: at least Nancy has the good grace to know she's fucked up Buster: I know I am Buster: I'm just not begging your forgiveness for it like she will Bea: Well I won't be begging yours Bea: Shit happens, kid Buster: But only to you, right? Buster: Yeah, I got that Bea: So I beat you in trauma top trumps Bea: get over it, not one you need to win Buster: It's a bit hard to get over something when you're told you're playing the victim if you dare to bring it up Buster: Just so you know Buster: If you actually wanna deal with it in any way and not just repress it, I mean Bea: Oh that's what this is Bea: We're healing are we Bea: Fantastic Buster: Fuck off Buster: From the bottom of my heart Bea: Say how you really feel Buster: I can't do this with you all day Buster: Other shit to do Bea: As long as revise is one of them Bea: Couldn't be happier for you Buster: Practice papers is Buster: Feel free to celebrate Bea: 🍾 Buster: Maybe ask your daughter how hers are going? If you wanna give out free advice so badly Buster: We're only a few texts away from a breakdown Bea: I know you're having fun labouring under the impression I've not said a word to either of you since you were 10 but I have spoken to her, actually, recently so Buster: Good for you Buster: Earn the points where you can, like Bea: Yep, that's how parenting works Bea: you'll do great Buster: I wouldn't ask you if I didn't know Buster: Don't worry Bea: Thank fuck Buster: Are we done? Bea: You keep talking Buster: And trying Buster: More fool me Buster: I'll shut up now then Bea: How and where? Buster: I'm not gonna write you a list Bea: You can't Buster: I won't Bea: Same result for me Bea: at least you could say you'd actually tried then Buster: We can both say whatever we want Buster: Just not to each other, that's how this works Bea: Dramatic Bea: I don't talk to anyone Bea: Isolation, remember Buster: How could I forget? Buster: If you wanna talk you know where I'll be, with them, like Bea: Good stuff Buster: Not really Buster: But if it ends the conversation quicker, then sure Bea: It's where you want to be Bea: You can't feel sorry for yourself on that one Buster: Don't act like you care what I want Bea: Regardless Bea: It is Bea: No one is forcing you there Buster: I don't want this Buster: Right now, me and you, I don't want it Bea: You've made that abundantly clear Bea: thanks Bea: so go then Buster: I mean, I don't want to leave it like this Buster: Please Bea: What do you want from me? Bea: Posed as an actual question Bea: Not rhetorical frustration Buster: Can we not just find a way to do better than this Buster: It's not good enough Buster: Not from me either Bea: I Bea: Believe it or not I try Buster: I know that Buster: I mean what I said about everything you and dad have done for me, I need you to believe me Bea: You said a lot of other things Bea: We both did Buster: Yeah but I said that before I was angry Buster: So that's the truest thing Bea: No denying who's child you are Bea: Alright, I believe you Buster: I'm sorry Buster: Not for what I'm doing but for what I said Bea: Okay Bea: That's good enough Bea: Do you believe me? Buster: I want to Bea: It's a start Buster: What do we do now? Bea: Do you want to consult the Cavantes or should I? Bea: Apologize until we can hug it out, I assume Buster: Weird Buster: Let's not hug Bea: If it's all the same to you Buster: Are you gonna tell Dad and Nance about the baby? Bea: Would you rather do it yourself Bea: I can or I can keep quiet, whatever works for you Buster: Yeah but I don't want you to have to keep it a secret for me Buster: I don't know when I'd tell them Bea: How pregnant is she? Bea: If Ali said I don't remember now Buster: 10 weeks Bea: That gives you 2 weeks to be finished with all your exams and psych yourself up for those conversations Bea: I'm hardly going to tell either of them about this conversation if you don't, not my finest hour Buster: Alright Bea: Is it? Buster: It has to be Bea: It's good news, remember? Bea: You're not ashamed Buster: For us, I'm not that naive, remember? Buster: Just 'cause this baby isn't Chlo's doesn't mean dad and Nance will automatically be thrilled Bea: Probably not Bea: then Rio will talk to your sister and she'll be fine Buster: Maybe Buster: You're still not Buster: Dad won't be Bea: What's he gonna do? Bea: What am I? Buster: Well, I don't really wanna have another convo like this with him Buster: And it'd be nice if my kid had a set of Grandparents that weren't weird hippies, so sue me Bea: I can tell him Bea: Guess what you're son's done now Bea: and it will, we're not actually going to disown you Bea: poor child's done nothing wrong either, though surprised you want it anywhere near me Buster: No, he should hear it from me Buster: I did it Buster: Are you sure? 'Cause you sounded very tempted not long ago Bea: I've been tempted since you learned to talk Bea: Doesn't mean I will or would Buster: It's 'cause I love you that it's this hard for me to talk to you, you know Bea: That and I'm a massively cold bitch, yeah, yeah Bea: I know Buster: That and it actually really matters to me what you think, whatever I say to try and prove the opposite Bea: It'll seem disingenuous if I say I'm proud of you now Bea: But I am Buster: You don't have to be yet, I know I haven't earned it Buster: But I will Bea: What are you talking about Bea: Of course you have Buster: Come on Buster: Neither of us are buying that Bea: Jesus, I'm being sincere here, I mean it Buster: So am I, you don't have to backtrack that hard, like Buster: It's alright Bea: Bloody hell, Buster Bea: You might do and say some incredibly stupid things sometimes or just things I don't necessarily agree with because let's not start this back up Bea: but I'm always proud of you Buster: Okay, mum Bea: How many examples failures do you need around you to know you ain't one? Bea: we've got enough, christ Buster: Stop being nice to me, I'm not gonna name my kid after you Bea: I'd be angry if you did Bea: Awful name Buster: So would he 'cause it's gonna be a boy so Buster: Awkward Bea: Wait, it's a boy or you want it to be Bea: did they see on the scan Buster: I just think it is Bea: Okay Bea: Gutted, was gonna lord that info over Ali Buster: You can, 'cause I'll be right Buster: What did she say? Buster: Like does everyone know now in a 5 mile radius or what? Bea: Well find out because poor Rio was in boy's clothes for the first months of her life because Caleb was convinced but also didn't care to check Bea: No, it wasn't like that, she isn't, for all my talk Bea: It wasn't so much she said it as she said something that didn't quite make sense without knowing Bea: I'm not completely oblivious Buster: I've seen the pics, she looked cute Buster: But yeah, obviously I'll find out and tell you first Buster: Well, that's fucking mysterious Buster: Okay Bea: Right answer Bea: Well I don't know, I kind of blacked out after the penny dropped to be honest with you Buster: How much do you wanna bet? You know Dad will be in on that when he calms down Buster: Fair, I really did want you to find out differently than that, I swear Bea: I'll wait 'til Billie has done whatever divination she's gonna do Bea: Get that hot tip, thank you very much Bea: I know, shit always comes out Bea: I tried so hard to avoid everyone when I found out and then your Dad shows up like an idiot so there goes that masterplan Buster: I really do take after him Buster: Fucking hell Bea: Try and sound more appalled, he'll love that Buster: Sorry but we both know you're the one with the more impressive traits Buster: He's just tall Bea: Suck-up Bea: How are you gonna paint me when you're winning him 'round? Just what? Buster: That's for him to know and you to find out when he tries to lord it over you after Bea: About right 🙄 Buster: Are you actually gonna be in London while I still am or not likely? Bea: Should be, working with some Billionaire twat in Surrey next so I can stay Home and commute easily Buster: Good, I need you to be around in case dad murders me Buster: Well, tries, he's too old now, like Bea: 😏 If this goes too well for you I'm telling him that Bea: just so you know Buster: I deserve that Buster: It's not my fault he's got the granddad look down already Buster: Have a word, seriously Bea: Oi Bea: You can tell me to fuck off but that's taking it too far Buster: At least we've found the line Bea: Trust you Buster: Maybe I'll bribe him with a Ferrari, yeah? Buster: He'd love that Bea: I'm sure Rio is less thrilled about you regifting Buster: He can't have hers, he needs midlife crisis red or something Bea: We're thirty fucking nine Bea: It'd be more amusing if you weren't actively making us grandparents before we hit 40, GOD Buster: Good news Buster: We've worked out when It'll be so you can go full meltdown Bea: Go on Buster: January 14th but if he's anything like me, who knows actually Buster: Might get away with not buying you a Christmas gift, like Bea: Ha Bea: You owe me presents forever for nearly killing me Bea: At least you'll have a full term of uni under your belt Bea: Unlike you rudely deciding to show up in my first week of 3rd year Buster: Almost like I planned it, right? Buster: I told you I did Bea: I don't think you planned it that precisely Buster: We can say I did though Bea: Style it out, kid Buster: Would you have not kept us if dad really didn't want to? Bea: I don't know what I would've done, is the truthful but unsatisfying answer Bea: I don't know what the fuck mess my life would be without him in general so Bea: I wouldn't have put you into care, I know that much, never Buster: That's not an admission about me and Rio, by the way, I was just thinking about Chlo and that whole situation Bea: I saw her in Claridges the other day, with her Mum Bea: she looked miserable, they both did Bea: not shaping up to be the glamorous experience she thought it would be, pregnancy Buster: She didn't think about it, that was the problem Buster: I still see him in school but I can't say I'm gutted she left Bea: I can't say I was devastated she pretended not to know me, suddenly Bea: Silly cow Buster: It's fucked up isn't it, that we all have to just pretend none of it happened Bea: It is Buster: It's another reason I have to be in Dublin instead of here Buster: If I saw her out shopping I wouldn't know how to do that Bea: I do know you aren't just there because you want Bea: You don't have to explain Buster: I know it's just Buster: I don't wanna talk about it with any of them Buster: But that doesn't mean I don't Bea: Because it hasn't happened to them Buster: Nance doesn't even know that kid could be mine too Buster: Even though I hope it's not Bea: I mean Bea: I'm not saying it wouldn't be a shock but she knows you slept with her so Bea: it's always a possibility, you don't necessarily have to tell her about all the headfuckery Bea: but she'd understand, it wasn't an ideal situation ever Buster: There's such a weird disconnect, like I don't know anything about what Chlo is doing or this kid but I still have to think about it Bea: I know Bea: It's fucked up Buster: If you see it and it looks like me, don't tell me Bea: You looked like a naked molerat, never mind anything close to human Buster: Cheers Buster: At least I'm not ginger though so Bea: This is why she stole your oxygen Buster: When did you find out you were having twins? Bea: 12 weeks Bea: Thought your Dad would definitely do a runner then Buster: Is it really so much worse carrying two than one or is that a myth? Bea: Double trouble Bea: could be 'cos I had you two first but it was definitely easier second time around with one Buster: Yeah Buster: And 'cause you weren't at uni probably Bea: Maybe Buster: Cheers for not dying when I tried to kill you Bea: You know Bea: What'd your Dad do without me Buster: Literally Buster: I love him but like Buster: He's also a twat Bea: You have that in common Buster: Good one Bea: Thank you Buster: Leave me alone, mother, I have practice papers to ace, thank you Buster: Who knew you were so chatty? Bea: Piss off
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