#if it had been bruce in clark's place this story would've been over in 2 panels
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Awww, that’s so cute <33 Bruce teaching him martial arts.
Action Comics #318
#clark kent#i wonder if bruce taught him judo specifically for when clark would have to go back to lexor again#and honestly this story#if it had been bruce in clark's place this story would've been over in 2 panels#because he would've had the common sense to DISGUISE HIMSELF WHEN LANDING ON A PLANET THAT CONSIDERS HIM A CRIMINAL#like none of this would've even happened had it been bruce#but it was funny to watch clark be kinda dumb have to rely on straight up just luck to not end up dead#i really like the idea of clark kinda sucking without his powers#i think it's a good flaw to give him#i like to think villains rather get busted by superman than batman#because superman will have to handle them so fucking gently#like he'll hold them like newborn kittens because if he gets even just a little rought he'll accidentaly kill them#and batman will just beat the shit out of them#like before lex has ever fought batman#he'd laught at joker like 'lmao you got beat by just some human? just some guy? no superpowers?'#and then he gets punched by batman one time#and never wants to step foot into gotham ever again#like 'no thanks i'd rather keep trying to kill this alien with near god like powers than go anywhere near that one emo furry'
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How to improve Jancy and Jopper in Stranger Things Season 3
I know that this is gonna sound strange, but after reading some posts around Reddit and Tumblr about how Jonathan's and Nancy's storylines really deserved better in season 3, I had an interesting thought: what if the Jonathan/Nancy and Joyce/Hopper storylines were combined into one single storyline?This not only would've tightened the narrative, but it also would've fixed several problems a few people have complained about in season 3. One, it would've fixed Hopper's characterization as Jonathan and Nancy would be quicker to call him on his behavior a lot more willingly than Joyce, with Jonathan likening the parallels between Hopper's new attitude and what he, Will and Joyce went through with Lonnie. This would've made Hopper realize in introspection how out of line he was getting mad at Joyce for blowing off their date to go see Mr. Clarke, and that he should be a better role model towards Eleven and Mike. Two, it would've given Jonathan more screentime with his mother, something that was also lacking in season 3. And three, it would've given Nancy a much more compelling thread for her character arc.Here's how I'd combine the two arcs: Episode 3: “The Case of the Missing Lifeguard” After Nancy and Jonathan find Mrs. Driscoll eating her fertilizer in her basement, they call the ambulance. Once the ambulance arrives and Mrs. Driscoll is taken to the hospital, accompanied by Callahan, Nancy and Jonathan decide that if they're going to run something by Tom about this story, they're gonna need some help from an expert: Hopper. Hopper just makes perfect sense to be a mentor to Nancy, because he's a former big city cop, and he's a dogged investigator who knows how to connect the dots as repeatedly shown throughout seasons 1 and 2. And he'd know a thing or two about how you don't run a story without credible sources to back up your claims, because police detectives and journalists have a lot in common, the only difference being one has a badge and the other doesn't. So Jonathan and Nancy seek out Hopper, and drive up to the old Hawkins lab at the same time that Hopper and Joyce show up. After pooling all of their information together, they split up to search the place. Nancy goes with Hopper, and Jonathan goes with Joyce. I'd do it this way because Nancy has shown proficient use with firearms against the Demodogs of seasons 1 and 2 and even volunteered to be Hopper's backup during the showdown here last October. This also gives Jonathan and Joyce the opportunity to have a mother-son character moment. There's a lot of emotional weight coming back here for them, since this was the place where Bob died, Bob was practically the dad that Jonathan and Will wished they had instead of Lonnie, and Joyce is considering moving out of Hawkins (this fixes the fact that we never saw Joyce talk onscreen with her sons about moving). The character moment is cut short when Hopper and Nancy are ambushed by Grigori. Grigori puts up a good fight with them both, but it's not as one sided since he has to take on two people at once. Hopper is less beaten, as Nancy manages to get hold of a gun and scares Grigori off before he can land the last blow on Hopper. Grigori gets away, despite Jonathan and Joyce attempting to give chase in the Byers' car. Episode 4: “The Sauna Test” For Jonathan and Nancy, it's a big deal as they realize now that the Russians are present in Hawkins, maybe trying to get into the Upside Down or worse, finding Eleven. Before they can do anything about their new leads, they're fired by the flayed Tom. But Jonathan and Nancy are convinced that Tom is in on it too, but for the wrong reasons. They think that he's firing them because he's in league with the Russians, unaware of what Billy and Heather had done to Tom the night before. Nonetheless, they aren't giving up on finding the truth. They go to City Hall to convene with Joyce and Hopper again, who are there to talk to Larry Kline since Hopper remembers seeing Grigori coming out of Larry's office. Once again, I'd place Nancy alongside Hopper as he interrogates Larry. When Larry threatens to put in a call to Tom at the Post, Nancy laughs, “You really think that’s gonna do anything? Seeing as I’ve been fired already.” But Larry turns his ire on Nancy, and decides to insult her obsessive pursuit of justice for Barb. Nancy snaps and breaks Larry's nose. They both pin Larry to his office table, and interrogate him to get him to reveal what the Russians are doing at Starcourt. Joyce and Hopper take Larry back to his house to get the property records of the lots the Russians are buying up. While this happens, Nancy and Jonathan go to Starcourt Mall to talk to Steve, as while Jonathan hasn't quite 100% forgiven Steve for breaking his camera, they know about his friendship with Dustin, that he works at Scoops Ahoy and he may have noticed something unusual. To their surprise, Steve believes every word of what they say, and tells them about the activity he witnessed last night with Robin and Dustin. Jonathan and Nancy reconvene with Joyce and Hopper, and they pool their information. Jonathan is the one who goes to the hospital to check on Mrs. Driscoll, and witnesses her being activated by the Mind Flayer. Episode 5: “The Flayed” Meanwhile, Nancy and Joyce go with Hopper to check out the properties from Larry's list, and discover Alexei. Since Robin is out of contact, the four decide that they need to have someone to take Alexei to Murray Bauman so he can translate. Nancy and Jonathan are the most acquainted with Murray, since he helped them get the truth out about Barb last year, and it was in his house that they made love for the first time, so they insist on going together. Hopper offers to go with them, since he's concerned for the possibility that Grigori will be after them, after some back and forth between the three of them. Joyce elects to remain in Hawkins to look after Will. So Nancy, Jonathan and Hopper make their way out to Murray's, while Joyce remains behind in Hawkins and talks with Will, Mike, Lucas, Eleven and Max. Through them, she learns about what's happened to Billy, and remembering what happened with Will last year, suspects that the Mind Flayer is back and is creating an army. With Hopper unavailable, Joyce gets in touch with Callahan and they go back to the hospital to check on Mrs. Driscoll. Unfortunately, she's not there when the two enter her room. Joyce and Callahan are then attacked by the flayed Tom and Bruce, and Joyce succeeds at killing both of them, though Callahan is badly wounded and has to be hospitalized. Episode 6: “E Pluribus Unum” Nancy, Jonathan and Hopper get Alexei to Murray's place. Along the way, there's some character growth for the three as Jonathan talks with Nancy about Joyce wanting to move, while Hopper tries to give Nancy some words of advice on how being a journalist is no different from being a cop. The scene at Murray's is slightly different. Murray can't help but tease Nancy and Jonathan about last year, much to their embarrassment and to a bemused face from Hopper. Nonetheless, they interrogate Alexei and get him to reveal that the Russians are attempting to access the Upside Down and that they are opening a portal beneath Starcourt. Jonathan and Nancy remember what Steve told them, and worrying for their respective brothers' safety, Jonathan insists that they return to Hawkins immediately. Episode 7: “The Bite”
Meanwhile, back in Hawkins, to find the Mind Flayer, Eleven uses her powers in an attempt to psychically communicate with Billy, learning of his troubled childhood and finding the Flayer at the mill. Billy senses Eleven's presence, giving the Mind Flayer access to her location, and reveals that the Mind Flayer's plan is to kill her in revenge for her closing the gate. The Flayed converge on the mill, dissolving into an organic mass and merging with the Mind Flayer. Joyce determines that the Mind Flayer is coming for Eleven and for Will. Will senses the Mind Flayer approaching and it attacks them before they flee, wounding Eleven. They rush Eleven to a safe place where they can hide her and treat her wounds. Dustin contacts them over walkie-talkie to try and explain the situation with Steve before he loses battery power. Through some process of elimination, they figure out where Dustin is and make their way to the mall. (Basically, Joyce switches places with Jonathan and Nancy)
Hopper's group, made of himself, Jonathan, Nancy, Murray and Alexei, make their way to the fairgrounds in Hawkins in an effort to search for Nancy’s and Jonathan’s brothers as well as Joyce, but they are spotted by Kline, who alerts the Russians. Grigori almost manages to get the drop on Alexei, but Nancy shoots and wounds him in his shoulder just before he can fire. The bullet is not enough to kill Grigori, but enough that his shot misfires and Alexei survives. The group catch up to Larry, where they learn that the agents are looking for the children at the mall, and Nancy and Jonathan get the joint satisfaction of beating the shit out of Larry. At the mall, Eleven's group arrives in time to stop the Russians from shooting Dustin's group.
Episode 8: “The Battle of Starcourt”
The final battle then goes down mostly the same. Nancy and Jonathan's car fu with Billy still happens. But there are a few areas where I'd make some more changes. Namely, while the others distract the Mind Flayer by attacking it with fireworks, Nancy and Jonathan get to beat the shit out of Heather, to get back at her for flaying her dad (their former boss), while Steve, Robin, Eleven and Max fight with Billy. Eleven is able to awaken Billy's mind from his memories, weakening the Flayer's control enough that Steve is able to bash Billy's skull in with his nail bat, allowing Max to deliver the finishing blow and giving them both the satisfaction of payback for the season 2 finale where Billy almost beat Steve to death. (And while I'm at it, have Max feel no sadness over Billy's death, but instead relief that he's dead)As for closing the gate to defeat the Mind Flayer, I change this part of the battle just a bit. Namely, Alexei is by Joyce's side while Hopper is fighting Grigori in the gate room. Nancy and Jonathan come to their aid after defeating Heather. Hopper fights with Grigori in the gate room as the others prepare to shut down the gate. Hopper throws Grigori into the machine, causing it to go haywire and block his exit. There are a couple possible endings: 1) Nancy, Jonathan and Alexei somehow manage to rescue him, and Alexei has to switch places with Hopper. Joyce shuts down the gate, Alexei choosing to sacrifice his own life in the process of taking down the project that he'd worked on. Or 2) Hopper still sacrifices himself, and Alexei defects to Dr. Owens when he arrives with the cavalry. In either ending, Murray buys out the Hawkins Post and rehires Nancy. In ending 1, he also rehires Jonathan as the paper's photographer, while Nancy divides her time between writing stories and being Hopper's reserve deputy. In ending 2, the Byers still move away.
#stranger things#stranger things season 3#stranger things meta#jancy#jopper#joyce byers#jim hopper#nancy wheeler#jonathan byers#murray bauman#rewrite#better writing for nancy and jonathan#better writing for hopper#fixed characterization and tighter narrative#mixes up the dynamics
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