#if it comes back/is still in there Monday we'll have to call a trapper and thats the worst case scenario bc im pretty sure it's illegal to

[bunnyb34r]

Almost got skunked again this morning before work. I jingle my fucking keys as I'm walking to not startle this stupid little fuck and it was IN THE GARAGE. LIKE BITCH!!!! I GOTTA GET IN THERE!

I tried scaring it away, hoping it would go to the WIDE OPEN FUCKING GARAGE DOOR and leave, but noooo it decided to HIDE. I threw a rock NEAR it to try to scare it but nope. And there was only so much I could do without getting myself sprayed or even bit, and it was right before work so I had to like just pray it wouldn't spray as I was getting in my car 😭 it was on the other side of the garage but still, I was scared. Like motherfucker I do not wanna be sprayed before work and have to use my PPTO time when I only have 10 hours saved and I need to save up what I can when I can! Get out!!!!

When I came home I scoped out the garage to see where this shit is getting in at and it clawed at the old wooden door that leads to the backyard 😑😑😑 so I blocked the backyard side with bricks and the interior garage part with patio brick slabs (don't ask) so HOPEFULLY if it wasn't still in the garage, it can't get back in. To be safe though I put paper towels in old applesauce cups and poured ammonia in there. I put two on either side of the door on the backyard side and another two on the interior. Then a bowl of it in the middle of the garage, a cup by each garage door sensor, a rag soaked with it in the hole of the garage vinyl, and a few by my car area. Also a glass jar stuffed with paper towels and ammonia on its side where I saw it hiding this morning. I'll stink YOU out you little piece of shit.

Either the ammonia keeps it out, or if it keeps it in there it'll die of dehydration I guess. Or drinks the ammonia. At this point as long as it gets rid of it, I don't really care. I know that's wrong but I'm tired of having breakdowns on the way to work bc I'm having panic attacks ab this little bastard.

In the long run we need a new door, but in the short term we can deal with bricking the backyard door if we need in that way.

Idk why the ammonia says it's lemon scented like oh boy lemon scented piss! Yay (: