#if i were nice abt him I'd say he's kinda like my knight in shining armor or something gay like that

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🎫🎫 sending gush passes knowing you got 40 more from me. tch if u dotn answer this one ur gay btw

damn I cant believe I was only sent these gush passes 3 minutes ago .. woah .. so glad I'm on time ..

anyway I've been thinking abt banhammer in all his big annoying stupid irritating glory. low-key. on the side

he's so stupiddd

LIKE WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIMMMM .. extremely disrespectful we should kill him .. 40 years old and a momma's boy too.. HE STILL GETS ALLOWANCES !!! grown ass man !!!

ever since a certain someone's post I've thought a few times abt what it might b like to take a bath w/ him .. idk I think he could afford to have a nice big bath like I'm talking whole seperate room sized bath. all that space and he still chooses to sit right next to me like GO AWAYYYYYY

there's no being spatially insecure around this guy. I have one of my weird little moments laying next to him where I'm like ehh maybe i should give him more room and trying to scoot away and with 0 hesitation he's like "where are you going." and pulls me back to hold me tight or even worse MOVES IN AFTER ME so there's like a huge gap in the bed while the two of us look dumb as hell huddled against the wall

god forbid I dont wake him up so I can lay with him and instead choose to lay somewhere else