#if i needed narrations i surely wouldn't be asking these annoying ass people who talk in the theaters
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i literally don't care if you can't watch a movie without looking at your phone, or can't help but talk to your friends, DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE IN THE THEATERS & DO NOT TALK DURING THE MOVIE! i did not pay almost $16 to hear your dumbasses narrating every scene like i somehow can't see it myself or illuminating the room so bright like your life depends
#if i needed narrations i surely wouldn't be asking these annoying ass people who talk in the theaters#ugh
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I had a vision.
The clones + battleship
It would be hilarious. Specially with the Bad Batch.
Like Echo, Tech and Dogma would be super serious gamers. Always the first to sit on the table and strictly following the rules. Tech would rely on calculation and previous games with his oponent. While Dogma and Echo rely more on their instincts and experience of the game.
Fives, Hunter, Boost and Boil would be definitly the cheaters. Fives persuadates Tup to give him the coordinates, using secret handsigns. Hunter would use his sense to find out where the ships are positioned. Boil would straight out pay his opponent to let him win. And Boost would have his aces under the sleeve, maybe a fortunatly placed mirror in the room.
Hardcase and Wrecker would try to play, but soon realize it's not their game. Both are way to inpatient and it isn't fun if you constantly loose because of it. Soon enough they find another way to entertain themselves while the others are playing. Bets. Nothing too crazy, but enough to ad a little spice to every match.
Rex, Wolffe, Longshot and Crosshair would probably abstain themselves from playing, as long as no one challenges them. Then it's suddenly serious business and their very competitive.
Tup, Waxer, Comet and Oddball don't like playing, because, let's be honest, they are sweethearts, who hate see others loose, nevertheless they enjoy watching their vod having fun (or help them out cheating ;-)). Sometimes playing the narrators, if the game is particularly intense or just looking if everyone around has something to drink.
Cody, Jesse, Sinker and Kix would be part time players, if they are in the mood and not too tired, they will play, but they aren't as eager as some others of their vod, which makes them great losers.
Coming to the interesting part, about losers and winners.
Tech:
Losing: He would be confused. Why didn't his calculations work? Then he would realize that he lost due cheating and he would be complaining the whole time, how it can't be a win if it was CHEATING.
Winning: He would be happy but wouldn't say much about it, just silently analyze what his opponent did, how the ships where positions and how he could win faster.
Echo:
Losing: He would murder Fives for cheating. No questions asked. There is no way FIVES would win against him. Conclusion. He is a bad loser.
Winning: Like Tech he would be quite, because he already has a good reputation in this game, why brag about it? The inner satisfaction and defiance of his opponent is enough for him.
Dogma:
Losing: Oh boy, if he loses he would be mad, but he wouldn't say anything, just be really quite around his opponent or even ignoring him for the next days. Oh and if he finds out they cheated prepare to hear him recite the rules, he memorized since the first time they played, for the next whole week.
Winning: Come on it's Dogma. His superior i-told-you-i-would-win-look will follow his opponent the rest of the week, with 'subtly' verbal reminders of how he won.
Fives:
Losing: He would brush it of with his ego, but innerly he would be really frustrated, probably even mad at Tup for not putting enough effort or at whoever he lost to for being an ass.
Winning: He is a loud winner, bragging about it the whole time, giving no one a break about his superiority in this game. Secretly he would thank Tup for helping him out and invite him a drink. Beware if he won without cheating. Then he is 10x more annoying.
Hunter:
Losing: He would murmur some curses under his breath, to then proceed to sit in a corner to star his opponent down. Swearing to destroy his opponent the next time he plays against him.
Winning: Following the example of Tech and Echo, he would stand up shake hands with his opponent and silently sit somewhere to emanate his superiority through his sole posture and gaze. (And actually no one has come to the idea that he cheats every once in a while.)
Boost:
Losing: Like Hunter, Boost would be silent. With Hunter it's nothing new since he is a quiet personality, but with Boost? It would be just creepy. Meanwhile he would be swallowing his pride, trying not to lash out on every person who talks to him.
Winning: Boost will never let his vod ever forget how he won against them. NEVER. The first week would be always the worst. He would remind his opponent every step he takes of how he is so much better playing then him.
Boil:
Losing: Boil would be actually a good loser, only annoying his opponent to give him his credits back if he decided to cheat, otherwise he would wish them good luck for their next game.
Winning: Boil would, much like Fives, be a loud winner, cheering and teasing his opponent, specially if he played a honest game, maybe even get a little drunk in honor of his win.
Rex:
Losing: Rex would be a proud loser, because he really believes that the better player wins and it makes him happy seeing his little brothers win. Everyone thinks he doesn´t know about some of them cheating, but he actually DOES (It´s Rex, nothing can get under his radar), yet it doesn´t bother him since cheating needs a little talent too.
Winning: Rex wouldn´t show off after winning, nevertheless he has a book full of tally marks counting his wins. He also would console his opponent with some honest words.
Wolffe:
Losing: My boy, I think he would be a bad looser, since he has a pretty abitious personality. He would request a rematch till he wins (it doesn´t matter if he sits there til 3am) and then fall back and enjoy the evening.
Winning: Wolffe would not brag about his win, but he would totally use it in a argument to establish dominance. Nontheless he would invite his opponent to a drink, if he sees that they didn´t take their defeat well.
Longshot:
Losing: He would be quite easy with a loss, but he would definitely, compete with his opponent in other things, that have like nothing to do with the game, just to make sure that he still is the better one.
Winning: Would be a quietly loud winner, following the example of Boost, just remembering his opponent that he won against him and that his strategy is so much superior than his.
Crosshair:
Losing: If Crosshair looses, the game suddendly looses it´s value too it´s-just-a-stupid-game-i´m-better-than-that. Deep inside him he does care, so the next time they play he makes sure to win against his opponent.
Winning: If he isn´t seeking out revenge for an earlier lost game, Crosshair usually disappears fast from the scene, to avoid getting challenged into another match he might loose.
Cody:
Losing: Cody has almost the same mentality as Rex. The best player wins. That's it. And if the one cheated, well he needs to life with the guilt then.
Winning: On an emotional level, Cody loves winning. He often finds himself frustrated over battle plans and sheer impossible missions, a little satisfaction once in awhile, because he won a stupid game against one of his vod is the perfect cure.
Jesse:
Losing: Jesse is a good looser, mostly because his brothers don't dare to tease him if he does. They are pretty respectful and wish him good luck for the next match, otherwise it would end up with Jesse flipping the board and attempted commit of murder.
Winning: Jesse is a rare winner. He can get loud if he is drunk or if he won against one of his closer brothers and he can be silent if he won against someone he doesn't know that much or someone he respects a lot.
Sinker:
Losing: He takes his loss with humour, any stupid comment his vod has, Sinker has the perfect sassy comeback on standby. It's just a game right?
Winning: Sinker is the only one who really, really doesn't not care an inch about winning. It's just some good strategy and a bit of luck.
What Sinker actually likes from the game is that he gets to do something fun with his vod, outside of their cruel war reality.
Kix
Losing: As I said, Kix is not an ambitious player, which makes him a good loser, what he doesn't like is the teasing comments of his vod, the win itself is not important, but what his brothers have to say about him definitely is.
Winning: Even though he isn't fond of the game, he does like winning and gathering attention of his brother by it. Kix really enjoys it, without being an arrogant ass.
I hope i didn't forget any and that I got them right. I just realized how many there are and how little we know (I just realized that I know almost nothing about the 212th), but I covered a lot of them.
And yes I love playing battle ship, since i was a kid, it was basically our game in primary school, apart from Star Wars quartet, which was awesome too. (And yes we played till high school, same people, same games)
#shit I forgot a few#The whole Fox squad and I think Warthog#goddammit I'll make a second part#tcw#the clone wars#star wars#clone troopers#wolffe#captain rex#commander cody#501st#212th#104th
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