#if i have to see someone call furina neuvillette's child one more time idk what i'll do LOL

[zareleonis]

nice thing about putting my nvfr posts on tumblr is unlike a CERTAIN OTHER WEBSITE nobody on here is pulling absurd discourse out of their ass to try and pretend there's something ~problematic with a pairing between two old as balls immortals who govern a nation together looooool

[aventurineswife]

so, we've seen how sahsrau would react to the reader being a simp but what about sagau how would they respond

like the reader painted a portrait of furina using a dog leash on them the world finds out about some old smut books the reader wrote about their favorite character

omg what if sahsrau found the portraits would that cause even more jealousy i mean both sides already knew we are simps so it shouldn't but who knows

I swear if I see anymore SAHSRAU or self aware au in general...-

In Teyvat, Fontaine is in flames.

Neuvillette is trying so hard not to comment, but the way his dark blue thingy (idk what's it called 🧍‍♀️) flicks betrays his emotions.

Furina? Oh, she thrives off this. She’s parading around, absolutely insufferable about being your chosen muse.

The other Archons? Jealous. Ei claims it’s improper, Zhongli sighs but does not deny he’d love a portrait too, and Venti? He’s just begging you to paint him in a worse position for fun.

Meanwhile, the Amphoreus crew sees this and immediately goes into full existential crisis.

“They drew this? For another world’s god??”

Mydei, Phainon, and Castorice all suddenly have one question: Where are our portraits?

Trailblazer is dying of laughter while Aventurine tries to commission something worse just to mess with everyone.

Oh no.

Teyvat is losing its mind.

The minute someone gets their hands on your old self-indulgent books, it spreads like wildfire.

Wanderer? (I know what you are and i have seen what you guys do to hat guy.) Red-faced, pissed, and pretending he’s never heard of you.

Alhaitham? Absolutely smug about it and will quote it back to you.

Childe? Never letting you live it down.

Neuvillette? …Contemplating the meaning of existence.

Cyno? Debating whether this is punishable by law or just really funny.

Oh, they’re mad—but not because of the content.

Because it’s NOT about them.

Blade just stares at you like he’s reconsidering everything. Dan Heng avoids eye contact. Argenti? Dramatically reciting passages like poetry.

Sunday? Oh, he’s planning revenge. He’s going to make sure he gets a dedicated volume next time.

Aventurine is just amused. He knew you were down bad. But this? This is spectacular.

Oh, absolutely. They already had an uneasy truce, but now?

Teyvat’s people are mad that you’ve clearly dedicated so much time and art to a different world.

The Star Rail characters are mad that Teyvat had the privilege of being your muse before they did.

Your inbox? A warzone of commissions, passive-aggressive requests, and straight-up demands for equal artistic attention.

Meanwhile, you? Just vibing, completely unaware of the interdimensional jealousy you’ve caused.