#if i have to read another weenie baby hc i'm gonna scream

[zmediaoutlet]

Thank you for speaking the truth about Sam's balls in this trying time. It's always nice to see people who actually like Sam for who he is, not whatever weird version they invent in their heads.

happy wincest wednesday, friend, and I'd like to thank you for being a Sam Has Balls supporter in this difficult time. We should all just appreciate his massive sack, his swingin' conkers, his mighty meaty grapefruits, his magnificent cash with its even more stupendous prizes.

Let's try to spread the gospel, huh?