#if anyone's curious HELL NAH I didn't manage to beat them lmao do i look like a gamer
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forced myself into a state where i can actually indulge in 8path for exactly a day and I'll probably fuck back right into the void after this. but hey. hey. if you have octopath 2.
play the update. play the update, it's like god - we were meant to love and fear it
my full notes (live reaction reenactment) on the update under the cut, SPOILERS AHEAD!
NOBLE TEAM
IT'S FUCKING REAL
I STILL CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT'S REAL
HHHUH
THEIR SPRITES ARE LOWER RES BUT IT'S NOT STOPPING THEM
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THEY HAVE COMBO MOVES
WHAT
WHAT IN THE MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD IS THIS
FUCK EVERY POLL YOU'VE EVER SEEN ABOUT THE ORSTERRA CREW VS SOLISTIA CREW AIN'T NOBODY IS FUCKING SAFE
THEY CAN BOOST??????? HELLO???? FUCKING EXCUSE ME?????
god fucking of course Olberic has motherfucking BOLSTER DEFENSE
OPHILIA??? COUNTERS???? ELEMENTAL AND FUCKING PHYSICAL??? SINCE WHEN
OPHILIA AND ALFYN TAG-TEAM FUAOSJAKSAKSKA THEY HAVE MOTHERFUCKIGN COMBO MOVES????
OH MY GOD TRESSA AND OLBERIC TOO
MY ASS IS DEAD IT'S SO DEAD
NO OF COURSE HOLY SHIT OF FUCKING COURSE TRESSA ALSO HAS MOTHERFUCKING HIRED HELP AKJKAS
ophilia's buff rotation is interesting. i can't tell if she's going right-side down or if she's actively prioritizing certain members
WAIT THEY HAVE NEW VOICE LINES
HOLY FUCK????
i NEED to see the battle AI. show me the specs Square Enix I fucking beg you.
ALFYN'S CONCOCTS ARE SO MEAN OH MY GOD
CASTTI CAN DO FIVE AT ONCE BUT IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER TO ALFYN
why did i try and face them with Noble Team members too
well okay i guess. i guess we'd just be straight-up dead if i didn't have castti teme and partitio here jesus Hikari's carrying damage
too bad i never use him as DPS
WH
TRESSA
TRESSA NO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU INCREASE DEFENSE WHEN YOU GET BROKEN
TRESSA WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU'LL BUY MY FUCKING WEAPONS
WHA
WAIT YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME MONEY FOR IT I HAVE TO BUY IT BACK FROM YOU
Therion was a bad influence on her lmao
AND OLBERIC'S NOT WEAK TO STAVES RIP
WHY IS TRESSA WEAK TO STAVES
my ass is so fucking cooked
WH
THEY HAVE FUCKING JOB CHANGES?????
OH MY GOD SCHOLAR OPHILIA IS CANON
THEY HAVE NEW MOVES I'M DEAD I'M SO FUCKING DEADDDDD
WAIT
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE
HUNTER ALFYN
I FEEL UNREASONABLY FUCKINGVALIDATED AKSJAKSAKSKAS
oh god what are Tressa and Olberic
hOLD UP ALFYN AND HIS ARROWS WAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE HELLLLL
oh.
oh my god.
w. warmaster olberic
wARMASTER OLBERIC IS REAL
….NOOOOOOOO I'M SO FUCKING DEAD WARMASTER OLBERIC IS REAL IT'S OVER IT'S SO OVER I'M DEADDDDD TO HIMMMMM
sidenote: i'm writing all of this after the fact, trying VERY hard to recreate my real-time reactions. and uh. this. this made me get up from my fucking chair and scream into a pillow so loud people thought i was getting anal
I didn't
oh. wait. if. if he's real.
and Tressa's on the field.
there she is. the motherfucker herself.
RUNELORD FUCKING TRESSA
I WAS DEAD BEFORE NOW I'M IN MOTHERFUCKING SUPER HELL. THERE WAS NEVER A CHANCE
NO OH GOD HERE IT COMES TRANSFER FUCKING RUNE
WE'RE PAYING FOR OUR HUBIRS WITH BLOOD AND THE SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED
…WAIT HOLY SHIT ALFYN AND OPHILIA ARE IN THE RED
THERE'S A CHANCE
THERE'S A CHANCEEE
HIKARI'S POPPING THE FUCK OFF
oh my god of course Brand's Blade is a 1 hit KO move
i'm scared. i don't want him to wreak havoc on me i need to keep fucking breaking him -
ALFYN'S DOWN
HE WAS THE MOST DANGEROUS ONE THAT'S GOOD
OPHILIA DOWWWWWNNNNNN
ALRIGHT JUST. TIME FOR THE 2 GOD MODE TRAVELERS I GUESS
god it'd be so mean if i saved Olberic for last. but he put that on himself he has motherfucking Physical Prowess as a passive
oh no Temenos is the only thing that can kill him huh.
OF COURSE HE GOES FOR THE FUCKING MAGE EVERY TIME
WH
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE RUNES BYPASS SIDESTEP???? THEY'RE ELEMENTAL NOW????
H E L L
OH SHIT TRESSA'S IN THE RED THERE'S A FUCKING CHANCE
TRESSA'S DOWN
alright 4 travelers at full health with sidestep and defense buffs out the ass. we'll be good we'll be good we can weather olberic. thank you Prayer for Plenty
THIS FEELS MEAN I REGRET IT NOW LMAO
THAT DIDN'T KILL HIM
oh no his full buffs
WAIT NO HIRED HELP BEASTLINGS. JUST ONE MORE
FUCK YEEEEE
w
what
wha wha what the fuck wai
w-wait
hu
H H U H
OPHILIA YOU WERE DEAD HOW THE FUCK DID YOU REVIVE EVERYONE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?????
WAS THAT JUST PHASE 1???
NO
NOOOOO WE'RE SO DEAD
oh wait they're changing back
…oh no. they're more dangerous like this somehow
WAIT
WHAT'S HAPPENING HUH
WHY DID HE CHALLENGE HIKARI WHAT
WAIT WHY IS IT ONLY THEM
HOW LONG DOES THIS FUCKING LAST FOR?????
they're just in a cycle of countering and evading jesus
oh ok that answers tha -
TR
TRESSA
TRESSA WHAT THE F U C K
TRESSA GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY BACK WHAT THE FUCK??? WHAT THE FUCK
HIRED HELP BEASTLINGS WAS THE ONLY WAY I COULD BREAK THEM THAT'S SO MEAN
oh my god i'm dead
TRESSA WHAT THE FUCKA SKAJSAKS SHE CALLED OVER THE FUCKING??? ROGUE CREW??? HOW
WHAT
WHY
WAIT
WAIT SHIT I'M JUST DEAD
…i need to lie down
ROGUE TEAM
okay rogue crew what do you have for me
i'm so scared oh my god
GOD
WAIT
THERION YOU SON OF A BITCH GIVE ME BACK MY ITEMS
THEY HAVE INCIDENTAL ATTACK???? FUCK OFFFFF
LINDE'S HERE
…OH FUCK LINDE'S HERE
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CYRUS CAN LOCK HIS FUCKING WEAKNESSES
god of course he's DPS in this fight. cyrus is just. too much man
of course Cyrus is weak to Swords. and Daggers apparently
WA
WAIT WHAT
PRIMROSE???
FUCKING HELL
WELL OK PRIMROSE SAID HAPPY PRIDE MONTH SHE JUST ALLURED THRONE
O WAIT POG PRIMROSE AND THERION COMBO
SO
OH THERE IT IS CYRUS AND H'AAN COMBO!!!
…WHY ARE THEY BOTH SO BUSTED
did
did Cyrus just. give me a weakness.
what
what the fuck
AY YO WHAT THE FUCK
yeah ok i'm dead.
i'll. i'll try again later i need to see how Noble Team plays out till the end
ALRIGHT WE'RE BACK IN THERE WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME ROGUE CREW
FUCK I FORGOT THIS WAS THE FIGHT WHERE CASTTI'S USELESS
oh my god they're cooking. i feel so unsafe. Therion is even more of a little bitch than usual
ALRIGHT GOD GUESS I'LL FUCK MYSELF WE'RE DEAD IKE 5 MINUTES IN LMAOOOO
MOTHERFUCKER I FORGOT H'AANIT HAS FUCKING PATIENCE
you know what Temenos doesn't need. Salt the Wound. why the hell did I put that on him
HOW LONG DOES ALLURE LAST FOR JESUS
oh my god Ochette. Ochette's Beastly Claws are NASTY damage woah. I need to make her do that more often
WELL ALRIGHT CYRUS IF YOU'RE GONNA BE A BITCH LIKE THAT
i wonder if they had to get chris niosi back for this role or if they just. had all these extra voice lines lying around
still not over the sprite quality being so drastically different lmao
hired help Beastlings save me. save me Hired Help Beastlings
O-OH. OH NOOO…
DAMN WHY CAN'T I HAVE THIS MUCH LUCK WITH BEWILDERING GRACE???
sidestep is saving my ass right now
I love that Primrose keeps piling her buffs onto H'aanit Square Enix said happy pride
HUH
MERCHANT THERION IS REAL LMAO
…OH NO DIVINE WIND
HE JUST STOLE OUR FUCKING LICENSES AKSJAS FUCK YOU THERION
AH THERE HE IS AKSJASK SORCEROR CYRUS - WAIT WE WERE ACTUALLY INTIMIDATED BY THIS STEPHEN STRANGE LOOKING TWINK LMAO
UNFORTUNATE
STARSEER PRIMROSE OF COURSEEEEE
AND THERE'S WARRIOR H'AAN JUST TO ROUND IT OUT
GANG'S ALL HERE SQUARE ENIX HAS SPOKEN
i could say i'm surviving but. the reality is that all 11 of my plums are GONE
alright Grail of Life don't fail me now
GOD OF COURSE SHE'D TARGET PARTITIO WHO HAS THE FUCKING DIFFUSE
alright time to stall
AAAAA THERION'S DOWN THANK FUCK
AIGHT SEE YA PRIM
CYRUS DOWN. STAY DOWN.
H'AAN LEFT ALRIGHT COME AND FUCK ME UP PHASE 3
what
what the fuck
i get ophilia and the aelfric thing but what the fuck happened here
NO FUCKING WAY THERION JUST STOLE OUR EX MOVES
GODDAMNIT TEMENOS IS USELESS NOW
GODDAMNIT TEMENOS IS EVEN MORE USELESS NOW AKSJA PRIMROSE STOP TAKING HIM
oh my god what do you mean H'aanit can also Provoke all
LINDE PHYSICAL PURSUIT I'M IN HELL
and Cyrus has. delayed attacks.
…good thing i never lasted long enough to figure out if that thing 1-hit KOs JESUS
#octopath traveler#octopath traveler 2#vir rambles about octopath yet again#this time unfiltered#no i'm never fixing these#i'm soooo not tagging everyone lmao#ot2 spoilers#octopath spoilers#crazy update right#G O D#i never touched the last one i could care less about the last one i'm SORRY AKSJAS#alright time to disappear again bye bye#if anyone's curious HELL NAH I didn't manage to beat them lmao do i look like a gamer
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