#if american cheese isn't cheese then cold cuts of deli meat aren't meat. | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

doggiedyke · 4 months ago

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Gang it's literally cheese. We took cheese, put it in a blender, added sodium citrate so that it gets nice and smooth and creamy. That's all that American cheese is.

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

#this is one of those minor things that's a pet peeve to me #it's absolutely cheese. it's not plastic or whatever people like to say processed cheese is #if american cheese isn't cheese then cold cuts of deli meat aren't meat.#both are emulsified products with preservatives and emulsifiers added in to help with the texture and shelf life.#also please don't misread my tone this is not something I'm actually angry or upset at anyone over.this is not a molehill I stake my life o #rip sorry op just looked through the tags you sure did get this exact message 200 times. my bad

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