#if a god limits our birth rates we'd be marching into heaven with torches and pitchforks.
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oh and Corellon is a little bitch
#Vital edition to the last post#FUCK YOU elf god you can't even smite me bc I'm not in your domain ya cunt!!!#Take it up with humanity's God—OH WAIT MY BAD. Humans are ACTUALLY free and Independent#Helicopter daddy ass god#Go coddle your overgrown toddlers even more let's see where that gets them#LOLTH4LYFE#You worship Lolth bc you believe in drow supremacy. I worship Lolth because I hate Corellon.#“oh but Corellon can be pretty cool somtimes and—” Lemme stop you right there#You think it's cool to be a cuck???#While Lolth was getting down and freaky with the abyss demons. Corellon's tears were still moist atop the divorce papers he refuses to sign#if a god limits our birth rates we'd be marching into heaven with torches and pitchforks.#Yet Corellon is constantly meddling in elf biology to “upkeep the harmony of the rebirth cycle” and they just ROLL OVER AND TAKE IT.
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