#if Sain gets careless I'm going to steal you away

[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

5 facts about the fellow Hot Anna of your choosing.. - gooooo go goo! 😈 (would also like it known that I need to be told my nipple ribbon colour because outfit matching reasons yes yesss såatte yep)

@norrlands-nonsense you will ALWAYS be the Hot Anna of my choosing, my hot, funny tvättbjörn.

1. You are the funniest person on the internet. No one can change my mind. I’d be jealous if I weren’t so in love with you, since I already have a chip on my shoulder about not being the funniest Anna my husband has ever dated, and now I have you to contend with...another hotter, funnier Anna. Don’t ever come to the U.S. of A and steal my husband away. Unless you bring me Alexander Skarsgård or Alicia Vikander or Rebecca Ferguson or Joel Kinnaman in exchange (Sidenote: why are all of you Swedes so hot? is it all the Surströmming? does it contain alchemical properties beneath all that rot?) 

2. Tech-savvy extraordinaire. my personal help desk for basic internet functions. Does it sting a little when you laugh at my idiocy? Yes...maybe a bit, but I’d be lost without you, you manip-making magician, you website wizard, you reverse image search raconteur, you sexy gif finding sorceress. Thanks to you I know the going rate for most crimes and how to bully you into finding me high-res photos. MWAH!

3. You bake lovely, amazing cakes. You should have your own television show, where you seduce everyone with baked goods and your amazing tits. 

4. The Venn diagram of who we are each attracted to would basically be a perfect circle with only slivers on each side. on one would be my Draco, Lucky Blue...on the other would be yours, and because we are in polite company I won’t mention his age. (I also won’t mention his name, because I’ve already forgotten, since mine is better)

5. The day you finally write a fic, my life will be complete. I’ll probably pee my pants again reading it, because I know you will kill me with your scintillating calf-wanking. 

Happy New Year Norry! I hope you are cozy and happy and you are able to sleep tonight! If If find you online late, I’m going to bomp you on the nose!

EDIT: I FORGOT YOUR RIBBON! It’s coming! Scrambles, shit falling of my desk...it’s here somewhere...just need to wrap it...