#if I'd had a seed of the giant tree available I would've used the shit out of it

[capillaryspice]

Shoutout to the jackass that just invaded me in DS3 right after Pontiff Sulyvahn and spent a good 10-15 minutes just trying to lure me out into the area with 3 giants, 2 NPCs, and a bunch of projectiles so I would get ganked with enemies instead of they themself having to fight me

I'm very stubborn, and if I'm gonna suffer so will they and if I'm gonna die it's gonna be a fair fight, so I did not follow despite the gesturing and feinting. This resulted in a cycle of getting in one or two hits, healing, and me going and sitting down until they got bored and came to try and lure me again

Went on long enough that two separate allies summoned in to help, fell for the trap, went out and got killed

But in a stroke of divine justice, when my second ally followed them into The Danger Zone, the killing blow from the giant on my ally ALSO hit the invader and killed them on the spot. Invader got merked by their own trap while I watched on from safety and frankly it was the funniest shit I've seen all week