#if I wasnt on my phone I'd link to part one

[ddejavvu]

So I'm cleaning the bathroom and just remembered the time that I stole something from my parents and in order to make sure I wasn't looking guilty; I looked at the situation from the point of view of a profiler on criminal minds and made sure everything they pointed out wasnt something I did, if you get what I'm saying? But I forgot the Garcia part of the investigation and proceeded to place the victim, a.k.a an electronic device, in a place they haven't looked for it for and let them find it but they found out the device was active, etcetc they found out it was me because my email was linked in but it wasnt before so it was a stupid give away... to be fair I didnt think they would notice because it was an old phone of theirs. Anyways, I gotta get back to cleaning.

-🕺 (if that isnt taken I'd love to be that anon)

NOT YOU COMMITTING CRIMES BC OF CRIMINAL MINDS - the bau's plan backfired!! now you know how to get away with murder </3

no i'm sorry but forgetting garcia was your fatal flaw, she's always one step ahead of you baby </3

[daemoninwhiteround2]

Could there be more Creepy/Obsessive!Timmy vs. Creepy/Obsessive!Talon? maybe Jason waking up and meeting Thomas? I love your writing! I am obsessed!

All in all, getting a Robin Jason for Timothy is far easier than it was to retrieve Red Hood. It's more of a logistical problem than anything else - Talon doesn't want to have to haul Jason around with them, it'll just increase the chances of him shaking off the sedative and running away. He needs to drop Jason at the Roost and then assist Tim. Tim, in turn, is reluctant to allow him to leave without taking Tim with him - he's got no proof that Talon will actually come back and help him. In the end, Talon throws his hands up and slices open a portal directly to Jason's new room and leaves it open as he steps through and secures Jason in his new bed.

It's the work of minutes to strip Jason and curl him up in his new bed. Talon had wanted to just give Jason the cage - he had found the idea of Jason curled up in a cage meant for a large dog to be utterly delicious and fitting - but Thomas had nixed that in favour of giving him at least a dog bed. Something something honey and flies, Talon had been too busy getting pissed off that even a Jason that wasn't here was Thomas' favourite (Talon never had a bed when he was training, after all) and stopping that from showing on his face.

Still, as Talon steps back and locks the cage, he has to admit that there's a certain … pleasing aesthetic, to seeing Jason curled up peacefully in a dog bed. Just like an oversized puppy, just like he should be. He never was owl quality, but once they're done with him, he'll make a decent enough guard dog.

"Interesting," Tim murmurs.

Talon rolls his eyes, free in the knowledge that his goggles are opaque. He steps back through the portal, seals it behind him and says, "Shall well?"

Timothy already has a universe with a Robin Jason picked out.

All they end up needing to do is split up Batman and Robin - an easy enough task. There's no way Batman will keep Robin by his side when there's a credible threat. For his own amusement, Talon decides to publically and messily murder Harvey Dent. The personal connect basically guarantees that Batman's going to start their fight off guard and indeed, everything goes as planned.

Batman sends Robin away to a safe distance as he closes with Talon. Talon starts to playfight with him - he doesn't need to kill or maim him, just keep him occupied for five minutes, Timothy's more than a match for a half trained child.

There's a series of beeps in his ear and Talon backflips away from the Batman.

"Thanks for the gift," he's unable to stop himself from chirping, and takes off towards the rooftop where Timothy has Robin knocked out. Sure, Talon could open up a portal where he was, but he wants to see Batman's face as his Robin is taken away from him.

They arrive just in time to see Timothy disappear through a portal, Robin knocked out over his shoulder.

Batman cries out and darts forward, but he's too late. Tim seals the portal.

Talon wants to purr at the look that's on Batman's face. That pure devastation… that's why he does what he does. No one looks more fascinating than when their whole life comes crashing down around them.

Batman turns to Talon, snarls, but Talon just smirks at him and steps back into the portal he'd sliced open when Batman was distracted.

"You're never going to see him again," Talon says and seals up the portal.

Now, to start training his feral little pup into the well behaved guard dog Taking knows he can be.

[alienaiver]

hi hi ! i really liked your relationship headcanons for lavi, i was actually wondering if you could do some for alma ? i know it's kindaaaa hard but i'd love to see what you come up with !

hey hi hello!!! 🧡✨ thank you for enjoying those, i'm glad you liked them!!! and of course i can do alma, he's my favorite precious boy, i hope i did him justice as well! 🥺🥹 this is obviously set in a kind of modern!au where he's alive and well 😭🥹🧡🧡🧡 sorry for the wait as well, i hope it wasn’t too bad a wait!!! <3

quick link to the lavi one!

wordcount: 802 words warnings: it's fluff! there's a few that are about marriage, if that's not your cup of tea, feel free to skip them! <3, genderneutral reader!

I feel like Alma wouldnt necessarily hide his affection towards you and very openly would confess his feelings to people - "of course i like them!" he'd say to Lavi, who's trying to decipher whether or not it's romantic (because lets face it, theyre all invested in the possibilty of your relationship) and Alma’s a super friendly and affectionate guy so who’s to say?

Lavi would then try to explain the romantic part of liking someone and Alma would instantly shrink in on himself and become the cutest little strawberry, nervously fidgeting with his hands as he looks around the room, "I wouldn't... I wouldn't mind kissing them.. if thats what youre implyin'," and Kanda's scoffing next to him, calling him an idiot.

He tells you the next day that he'd be happy to add kissing and cuddling to your list of shared activities, loudly yelling it at your front door, your elderly neighbor who lives next door giggles at you for a few weeks after that when she sees you

Dating in the beginning is actually a bit... awkward with him because he wants constant attention and physical touch but he's also anxious to ask for it now that you’re a couple, so there's a lot of miscommunication in the beginning, since his signals are a bit mixed and confusing to you as well.

As soon as you realize how much he wants it, it all clicks though! He's super affectionate and understanding if you for whatever reason cant touch sometimes (sensitivity, overstimulated etc) but he's ALWAYS happy to be in your arms!

It's almost like he purrs when you pet his head, he leans into you and sighs, obvious in his enjoyment. He pouts so bad when you stop and clings to you like a koala

His ultimate love language is acts of service though he does everything on the list because he's so enarmored with you, his love is bleeding through every crevice of him and it's always so obvious how much he absolutely adores you

With acts of service he loves to cook for you! Food is a big language for him, taught from home (Froi was big on food) and whenever you need cheering up or he knows you're stressed about something, its a guarantee that your comfort food or dish is ready for you whenever you need it!

He also likes giving presents and he likes leaving them for you to find as a surprise - however, they're kinda.. odd - a small present on your pillow wrapped neatly, it ends up being a bottle of your favorite food condiment - or one sitting by your desk with a post-it note "thought of you !!! xoxo" and it's a small screen cleaner wipe for a phone... or that time he sent you a present at work which was just a plain, gray umbrella (it wasnt supposed to rain) and a framed picture of a cat out of focus - they're not necessarily bad or rude they're just.. weird!

He also loves going on dates!! Indoor, outdoor, anywhere!! As long as he can call them official dates and hold your hand. To this day his favorite is still the day you tried baking milk bread together - he has a picture of you and him covered in flour and batter as his background on his phone.

His biggest dream is getting married to you, but he's really overthinking it for so long. What if you say no? What if it goes wrong? What if he forgets the ring? What ring is he supposed to get!?

So he’s been planning to propose for so long and honestly? Kanda's getting tired - he's so tired of listening to him gush and rant and talk about things when nothing's happening

It's to the point where the gang is planning an engagement party for you on behalf of both of you (the secret is that you've been wanting to propose too but aren't getting anywhere either, yeah Allen and Lenalee's getting fed up with waiting too)

It’s surprising how much Kanda actually helps and seems excited - though Lavi’s the only one who can actually tell, Allen’s convinced that he’s just making it up.

It's a bit awkward and weird that your friends are all doing this but at the same time Alma's always been obsessed with family and home so the fact that your entire chosen family was there meant so much to him and made it even more special when you said yes to marry each other!!

Alma is also your biggest hypeman with anything you need. Insecure about an outfit? Insecure or nervous about a big work project? He’s got your back!!! Always there for you, always supporting you and giving you all the love he possibly can!!

Thank you again SOOOOOO much for requesting! These are so fun to make and alma’s just so adorable I can’t help myself!! They got a bit out of hand, I hope you can forgive me <3 LKDJSKDNS let me know if you'd like more, d. gray man is wonderful to write for!! 🧡