#if I see 1 more “kaeya will betray us” or “kaeya is allied with the abyss” theory ISTG I'm gonna break something | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

carlottastudios · 4 months ago

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Every day I get closer to making an unhinged behemoth of a post listing all of the things about Kaeya and his possible connections to mythology & stuff that I notice but NOBODY ELSE SEEMS TO BRING UP IN THEIR THEORIES

(edit: OMG I reached the tag limit I'm so sorry)

#genshin impact #kaeya alberich #kaeya #kaeya theory #genshin impact theory #the unhinged behemoth of a post would also include all the reasons I DON'T think Kaeya is up to anything nefarious #if I see 1 more “kaeya will betray us” or “kaeya is allied with the abyss” theory ISTG I'm gonna break something #also WHY. WHY IS NOBODY AND I MEAN NOBODY MENTIONING THE POSSIBILITY THAT #EVEN IF KAEYA IS WORKING “WITH” THE ABYSS ORDER #IT'S AS A DOUBLE AGENT?!?!!?#LIKE HE'S GETTING INTEL FROM THEM FOR THE PURPOSE OF FEEDING IT TO THE KNIGHTS OR TO DILUC OR SOMETHING #AND HE'S ALSO STABBING THE ABYSS ORDER IN THE BACK #IT'S A SNEAKY TACTIC THAT'S NOT EXACTLY HONOURABLE AND PUTS HIM VERY MUCH IN HARM'S WAY BUT IT'S FOR THE SAKE OF KEEPING PEOPLE SAFE #HOW IS THAT NOT THE MOST KAEYA THING EVER?!?!?#WHY AM I SEEMINGLY THE ONLY ONE THINKING ABOUT THIS?!?!?!#I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS #also why is no one bringing up Kaeya's possible connections to king Arthur???#I mean HELLO?! secret possible royal lineage raised as a ward/foster child/adopted child of a noble family alongside an older brother?!!#and why aren't more people talking about Kaeya's connections to Lord Krishna???#again spirited away from his actual family to be raised in another family alongside an older brother figure who has less chill than him???#not to mention peacock feather imagery and being pitted against an evil uncle #if you believe that Clothar is Kaeya's uncle rather than a direct ancestor #there is so much more I could bring up and I'm not even an expert in any of this nor am I the best at research #but I should probably save those for an actual post #plus I don't want to flood these tags more than I have #I have so so so many things to say about Kaeya #he lives in my heart rent free he makes me feel and think so much he is truly the most beloved of all my beloveds #truly the blorbo of all time for me #if even 1 person expresses interest in all my theory-esque thoughts on Kaeya I will have won at life #this is an invitation guys please ask me to talk more about kaeya

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