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Tagged by @mamakat926

Full name - Joyce (that’s all you need to know, stalker)

Zodiac sign - Capricorn 

3 Fears - earthworms, heights, being unloved

3 things I love - my kids, my husband, victuuri

4 turns ons - arms, tattoos, humor, compassion

4 turns offs - dirty fingernails, stupidity, facial hair, ?

My best friend - is a dork and I love her for it although she refuses to watch Yuri On Ice (HOW AM I STILL BEST FRIENDS WITH HER!?)

Sexual orientation - demisexual

My best first date - take me to a great restaurant and make me laugh the whole time

How tall am I - 5′5″

What do I miss - NANA updating  

What time were I born - ???  It doesn’t say on my birth certificate

Favourite colour - Orange

Do I have a crush - Only on animated characters

Favourite quote - “It’s all good.”

Favourite place - My bed

Favourite food - Sashimi 

Do I use sarcasm - Oh no, never.

What am I listening to right now - Darren Criss singing “I dreamed a Dream”

First thing I notice in new person - Uh... idk

Shoe size - 7.5

Eye colour - brown

Hair colour - black

Favourite style of clothing - dresses

Ever done a prank call? - as a kid sure

What colour of underwear I’m wearing now? - grey with hearts

Meaning behind my URL - it was my favorite phrase to use in middle school

Favourite movie - Interview with the Vampire (don’t even ask me why idk why)

Favourite song - Justin Bieber’s “Beauty and a Beat” (go ahead, judge me, but tell me that’s not a good song)

Favourite band - Backstreet Boys.  My 90′s fangirl is showing

How I feel right now - meh

Someone I love - @mamakat926

My current relationship status - married

My relationship with my parents - pretty good

Favourite holiday - CHRISTMAS

Tattoos and piercings? one tattoo, ear piercing, and belly button

Tattoos and piercing i want - I want two snowmen on my inner wrist

The reason I joined Tumblr - For quality Saboala do you see any Saboala on my dash?  No, didn’t think so.  xD

Do I and my last ex hate each other? no, I was invited to his wedding

Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? not really

Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Hahahahaha no... 

When did I last hold hands? a few minutes ago... but you know so my three year old wouldn’t run off in a parking lot

How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 5 minutes?

Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? no

Where am I right now? dining room table

If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? husband

Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? usually loud because I’m scream-singing along

Do I live with my Mom and Dad? no

Am I excited for anything? victuuri

Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? my husband.  but he normally tunes me out.  but to be fair, I’m normally either fangirling about Victuuri or something Yuri on Ice related (that’s my everything)

How often do I wear a fake smile? never

When was the last time I hugged someone? always hugging someone.  but my little monkey is a cuddler

What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I’d be pretty pissed considering it’s my husband

Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? probably?

What is something I disliked about today? it’s too hot

If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Darren Criss

What do I think about most? Victuuri

What’s my strangest talent? i don’t really have an “unexpected” talent?

Do I have any strange phobias? earthworms

Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? both

What was the last lie I told? That I called the lawyers in NYC when I haven’t

Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online

Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes, to an extent. and yes

Do I believe in magic? I believe in the Holy Spirit

Do I believe in luck? yes

What’s the weather like right now? too effing hot

What was the last book I’ve read? FANFICTION

Do I like the smell of gasoline? sometimes

Do I have any nicknames? my husband likes to call me wither Beaker or Cactuar because he’s an ass an insists I talk in “whomps”

What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I’m boring, probably just a badly sprained ankle

Do I spend money or save it? save.  I’m stingy AF

Can I touch my nose with a tongue? no

Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? a blow up flamingo

Favourite animal? Wolves.  Sharks. Snakes. Flamingos

What was I doing last night at 12 AM? sleeping

What do I think is Satan’s last name is? trump (too good an answer)

What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Megan Trainor’s “Me Too”

How can you win my heart? feed me and tell my you like my writing

What would I want to be written on my tombstone? I just want a picture of a snowman

What is my favourite word - supermegafoxyawesomehot

My top 5 blogs on tumblr  - @lucycamui @omgkatsudonplease @forovnix @majestically-fangirling @ineffectualdemon

If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? CHULACOMETTI

Do I have any relatives in jail? not that I know of

I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? teleportation or flight

What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? It depends.

What is my current desktop picture? @barechu ‘s Creation of Victor

Had sex? yes

Bought condoms?  yes

Gotten pregnant? yes

Failed a class? yes

Kissed a boy? yes

Kissed a girl? yes

Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? yes

Had job? yes

Left the house without my wallet?  yes

Bullied someone on the internet? no

Had sex in public? yes

Played on a sports team? no

Smoked weed? no

Did drugs? other than weed? no

Smoked cigarettes? no

Drank alcohol? yes

Am I a vegetarian/vegan? hell no.

Been overweight? probably

Been underweight? no

Been to a wedding?  yes

Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yes. i feel like this is a trick question?

Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yes

Been outside my home country? yes

Gotten my heart broken? no

Been to a professional sports game? yes

Broken a bone? no

Cut myself? accidentally yes

Been to prom? yes

Been in airplane? yes

Fly by helicopter? yes

What concerts have I been to? Two Backstreet Boys concerts.  One in the early 2000′s and one in like 2012 xD (I’ve been to countless Musicals though)

Had a crush on someone of the same sex? yes, but like most of my crushes she was animated

Learned another language? yes

Wore make up? yes

Lost my virginity before I was 18? no

Had oral sex? yes

Dyed my hair? no

Voted in a presidential election? yes

Rode in an ambulance? yes

Had a surgery? no

Met someone famous? yes

Stalked someone on a social network? yes

Peed outside? yes

Been fishing? no

Helped with charity? yes

Been rejected by a crush? yes, but it turns out he was gay so yea...

Broken a mirror? yes

What do I want for birthday? ChulaCometti

How many kids do I want and what will be their names? TWO! Chloe and Cara

Was I named after anyone? no

Do I like my handwriting? Yes

What was my favourite toy as a child? Birthday bear carebear (I still have him.  He’s 30 years old)

Favourite Tv Show? Criminal Minds

Where do I want to live when older? San Diego

Play any musical instrument? Piano and a little Violin

One of my scars, how did I get it? Smallpox booster shot

Favourite pizza toping? sausage, mushrooms and green peppers

Am I afraid of the dark? no.  I thrive in the dark like a vampire

Am I afraid of heights? terrified... though all I want to do is fly... weird eh? I suppose I’m more terrified of falling

Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? yes, but I mean is cutting school to stalk the Backstreet Boys in NYC really bad?

Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? yes

What I’m really bad at - not freaking out on my kids

What my greatest achievements are - meeting Johnny Weir, just kidding, it’s successfully stalking the Backstreet Boys as a teenager

The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me - that they don’t want to be my friend.

What I’d do if I won in a lottery -invest my money

What do I like about myself - my humor

My closest Tumblr friend - @mamakat926 and @d2diamond and @mygeekcorner y’all asked for one you get three  (FOR SHAME @mamakat926, FOR SHAME!  I’VE ACTUALLY MET YOU! I BOUGHT YOU DINNER AND DRINKS! I BOUGHT YOU KATSUDON! LOSER.)

Something I fantasise about my ex - no but I do sometimes have dreams about this one guy I had a crush on in middle school... I mean 15 years later he’s still as adorable as he was back then... xD

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blue, navy blue, i'm as blue as i can be, cause my steady boy said "all of them", one hundred something questiiiions

1: How tall or short do you wish you were?I’d take a couple more inches but like this is fine2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)It would be so cool to have a snake…but a dog is also really good…3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?cool jackets are cool…for myself I like target man tshirts4: What was your favorite video game growing up?I had these Magic School Bus computer games that were truly excellent. there was one about whales and dolphins and one about rainforest animals5: What three things/people do you think of most each day:idk…the Majority of my thoughts are either very self-centered or just the song that it’s time to have in my head6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?fuck idk. warning: occasional stupid bitch 7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?hmm! vague8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]I got sanguine on a quiz I took once and I like that because I like blood9: Are you ticklish?yeah, not Extremely tho10: Are you allergic to anything?guinea pigs, cats, pollen11: What’s your sexuality?i’m Gay12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?Tea13: Are you a cat or dog person?they are both good and i really like both…i’ll say dogs because i’ve been seeing a lot of very good ones lately + the cat allergy14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?VAMPIRE15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?I watch beckiejbrown a lot and I think she’s cool16: How tall are you?5'7"17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?Benjamin..perhaps…but there’s too many bens so I guess I’ll just have to be Larl18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]between 144 and 150 pounds19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?eh…nah20: Do you like space or the ocean more?The ocean..has more animals in it21: Are you religious?non22: Pet peeves?when people call frogs venomous or spiders poisonous23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?diurnal…i like Sunshine24: Favorite constellation?i like cassiopeia she’s spiky25: Favorite star?uhhhh I don’t have one26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?i think they are..flexible?27: Any phobias or fears?MIRRORS IN THE DARK MIRRORS IN THE DARK scary. 28: Do you think global warming is real?yeah lol29: Do you believe in reincarnation?not really30: Favorite movie?hmmm. i liked inglorious basterds a lot but i’m mostly saying that because i can’t think of any movies that have made an especially big impression on me at the moment31: Do you get scared easily?..yes i’m sensitive32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?1 frog 2 tortoises 4 guinea pigs & a lot of fish33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.]8/10 content is great but posting frequency is too spread out34: What is a color that calms you?green like my room at home35: Where would you like to travel and/or live?I want to go to like..australia. or some other place with cool and weird animals!36: Where were you born?atlanta :P37: What is your eye color?brown38: Introvert or extrovert?IntroVert39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?not really but i like to read things about them anyway40: Hugs or kisses?WHY not both41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?clarissa…so far away…an entire TIMEZONE42: Who is someone you love deeply?Antonie Hvan Leeuwenhoek43: Any piercings you want?maybe something extra on my ear?44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?they’re cool45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so?i neiver have done so46: Talk about your crush, if you have one!sexy. very shapely calves. extremely good at calculus and physics and programming. 47: What is a sound you really hate?when my shoe scrapes on the sidewalk48: A sound you really love?the echoes from the main staircase in the mlc49: Can you do a backflip?no :(50: Can you do the splits?no51: Favorite actor and/or actress?i like..karla souza52: Favorite movie?this has been asked previously and i still don’t have a good answer. 53: How are you feeling right now?cool! kind of tired54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?uhh this color’s good55: When did you feel happiest?jeez idk that’s pretty hard to answer56: Something that calms you down?my green chair in my room at home57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]i do not58: What does your URL mean?it’s vaguely homestucky59: What three words describe you the most?cool. sexy. innovative.60: Do you believe in evolution?hell yeah61: What makes you unfollow a blog?content that i don’t like or no content for a long time62: What makes you follow a blog?content that i like63: Favorite kind of person:cool person64: Favorite animal(s):guinea pigs. orcas. cane toads. naked mole rats.65: Name three of your favorite blogs.teensplop.blogspot.com is my ultimate favorite blog ever. my favorite tumblrs are of like random people who i follow and i would feel weird @ing them66: Favorite emoticon:girl with carrots67: Favorite meme:bode was pretty good68: What is your MBTI personality type?i think i got infp when i took it69: What is your star sign?capricorn70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?i don’t have a dog :(71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?dark gray vneck from target and my Excellent jeans72: Post a selfie or two?i’ll do that..later73: Do you have platform shoes?no i’m tall74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?my blood type is A positive75: Can you do a front flip?into a pool or on a trampoline76: Do you like birds?hell yeah! i wanted to be an ornithologist in 6th grade and if that ended up being my life i would be satisfied and happy77: Do you like to swim?Yeah Put Me In The Water78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?hmm. i guess swimming? ice skating is very fun though. and it has to be the correct context of swimming like the water is clean and i can swoop around in it79: Something you wish didn’t exist:*****es80: Some thing you wish did exist:my huge future muscles81: Piercings you have?one in each earlobe82: Something you really enjoy doing:dancing in a loud bar83: Favorite person to talk to:different people have different good talking qualities but there is a special kind of conversation i can only hold with my sister84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?this sure is The Place For Fanart85: How many followers do you have?15086: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?hmm…i feel like yes but i would be very tired after87: Do your socks always match?almost always yes88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?i used to be able to but no longer89: What are your birthstones?i think turquoise?90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?something sneaky and timid and nocturnal91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?it has 5 smooth white petals and a smooth green stem and i was so into it for like some time in second grade92: A store you hate?urban outfitters93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?ideally zero94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?fly95: Do you like to wear camo?not particularly96: Winter or summer?summer for sure..i like Sunlight97: How long can you hold your breath for?i don’t feel like testing this rn98: Least favorite person?let’s say johnny rives99: Someone you look up to:my veterinarian cousin is cool100: A store you love?binders is pretty cool101: Favorite type of shoespumas 102: Where do you live?in a College Town103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?no i love MEAT104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?star sapphires are pretty cool?105: Do you drink milk?on occasion106: Do you like bugs?yeah :)107: Do you like spiders?yeah :)108: Something you get paranoid about?people thinking i shouldn’t be in a place109: Can you draw:yeah i think so110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?nothing comes to mind111: A question you hate being asked?what kind of music do you like?112: Ever been bitten by a spider?maybe…i had this huge itchy leg bump the past few days that i think might have been from that113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?yah it’s nice114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?mmm sunny115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now:Antonie Hvan Leeuwenhoek116: Favorite cloud type:Ummm ones that are interestingly shaped! not just stratus. everything else is cool117: What color do you wish the sky was?blue is good118: Do you have freckles?yah119: Favorite thing about a person:do people like actually have an answer to this in mind120: Fruits or vegetables?VEGETABLES121: Something you want to do right now:eat dessert122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?mmm sky!123: Sweet or sour foods?sweet…124: Bright or dim lights?uhh depends on the mood125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?…no?126: Something you hate about Tumblr:some of the discussions on here happen in really weird and negative ways but i’m pretty much never involved so whatever127: Something you love about Tumblr:lots of nice content128: What do you think about the least?i don’t fucking know since i’m not thinking about it129: What would you want written on your tombstone?something about science contributions maybe130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?i’m not in a really violent mood rn131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?nothing comes to mind132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?yeah133: Computer or TV?computer IS tv134: Do you like roller coasters?yeah :D135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?sometimes…not recently136: Are your ears lobed or attached?lobed137: Do you believe in karma?eh138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?this really varies but like in the middle somewhere. not a 1 and not a 10 for sure139: What nicknames do you have/have had?sarah calls me em…that’s it140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?hmm sarah and i had an imaginary little sister named lucille and an imaginary dog named ruby141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?non142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?i try to be a good influence?143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?i like…giving ;)144: What makes you angryjohnny rives145: How many languages do you speak fluently?One146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?i’m a lesbian147: Are you androgynous?hmm i think i’ve reached that somewhat148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:i like..my feet149: Favorite thing about your personality:i try to…be nice150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.julia clarissa sarah151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?i’m good staying here thank u152: Do you like BuzzFeed?it can be entertaining but i don’t think it’s good153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]introduced by a mutual friend is the most basic explanation154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?yeah!155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?yah156: What embarrasses you?being in the gym157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:the gym158: Biggest lie you have ever told:i can’t say it here…it’s illegal159: How many people are you following?130160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?4,507161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?2162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?27,596 wow163: Last time you cried and why:thursday night and i have no Fucking clue164: Do you have long or short hair?short165: Longest your hair has ever been:i think it got past my boobs in the first semester of 9th grade166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon?i don’t really have any religious affiliations at all so. neutral167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?..yes? like i think it’s cool and stuff168: Do you like to wear makeup?Not like, regularly, but I like doing my 3am editorial looks169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds?No170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?mostly. i didn’t think Too Deeply

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