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Tagged by @mamakat926

Full name - Joyce (that’s all you need to know, stalker)

Zodiac sign - Capricorn 

3 Fears - earthworms, heights, being unloved

3 things I love - my kids, my husband, victuuri

4 turns ons - arms, tattoos, humor, compassion

4 turns offs - dirty fingernails, stupidity, facial hair, ?

My best friend - is a dork and I love her for it although she refuses to watch Yuri On Ice (HOW AM I STILL BEST FRIENDS WITH HER!?)

Sexual orientation - demisexual

My best first date - take me to a great restaurant and make me laugh the whole time

How tall am I - 5′5″

What do I miss - NANA updating  

What time were I born - ???  It doesn’t say on my birth certificate

Favourite colour - Orange

Do I have a crush - Only on animated characters

Favourite quote - “It’s all good.”

Favourite place - My bed

Favourite food - Sashimi 

Do I use sarcasm - Oh no, never.

What am I listening to right now - Darren Criss singing “I dreamed a Dream”

First thing I notice in new person - Uh... idk

Shoe size - 7.5

Eye colour - brown

Hair colour - black

Favourite style of clothing - dresses

Ever done a prank call? - as a kid sure

What colour of underwear I’m wearing now? - grey with hearts

Meaning behind my URL - it was my favorite phrase to use in middle school

Favourite movie - Interview with the Vampire (don’t even ask me why idk why)

Favourite song - Justin Bieber’s “Beauty and a Beat” (go ahead, judge me, but tell me that’s not a good song)

Favourite band - Backstreet Boys.  My 90′s fangirl is showing

How I feel right now - meh

Someone I love - @mamakat926

My current relationship status - married

My relationship with my parents - pretty good

Favourite holiday - CHRISTMAS

Tattoos and piercings? one tattoo, ear piercing, and belly button

Tattoos and piercing i want - I want two snowmen on my inner wrist

The reason I joined Tumblr - For quality Saboala do you see any Saboala on my dash?  No, didn’t think so.  xD

Do I and my last ex hate each other? no, I was invited to his wedding

Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? not really

Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Hahahahaha no... 

When did I last hold hands? a few minutes ago... but you know so my three year old wouldn’t run off in a parking lot

How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 5 minutes?

Have I shaved your legs in the past three days? no

Where am I right now? dining room table

If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? husband

Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? usually loud because I’m scream-singing along

Do I live with my Mom and Dad? no

Am I excited for anything? victuuri

Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? my husband.  but he normally tunes me out.  but to be fair, I’m normally either fangirling about Victuuri or something Yuri on Ice related (that’s my everything)

How often do I wear a fake smile? never

When was the last time I hugged someone? always hugging someone.  but my little monkey is a cuddler

What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I’d be pretty pissed considering it’s my husband

Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? probably?

What is something I disliked about today? it’s too hot

If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Darren Criss

What do I think about most? Victuuri

What’s my strangest talent? i don’t really have an “unexpected” talent?

Do I have any strange phobias? earthworms

Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? both

What was the last lie I told? That I called the lawyers in NYC when I haven’t

Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online

Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? yes, to an extent. and yes

Do I believe in magic? I believe in the Holy Spirit

Do I believe in luck? yes

What’s the weather like right now? too effing hot

What was the last book I’ve read? FANFICTION

Do I like the smell of gasoline? sometimes

Do I have any nicknames? my husband likes to call me wither Beaker or Cactuar because he’s an ass an insists I talk in “whomps”

What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? I’m boring, probably just a badly sprained ankle

Do I spend money or save it? save.  I’m stingy AF

Can I touch my nose with a tongue? no

Is there anything pink in 10 feets from me? a blow up flamingo

Favourite animal? Wolves.  Sharks. Snakes. Flamingos

What was I doing last night at 12 AM? sleeping

What do I think is Satan’s last name is? trump (too good an answer)

What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Megan Trainor’s “Me Too”

How can you win my heart? feed me and tell my you like my writing

What would I want to be written on my tombstone? I just want a picture of a snowman

What is my favourite word - supermegafoxyawesomehot

My top 5 blogs on tumblr  - @lucycamui @omgkatsudonplease @forovnix @majestically-fangirling @ineffectualdemon

If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? CHULACOMETTI

Do I have any relatives in jail? not that I know of

I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? teleportation or flight

What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? It depends.

What is my current desktop picture? @barechu ‘s Creation of Victor

Had sex? yes

Bought condoms?  yes

Gotten pregnant? yes

Failed a class? yes

Kissed a boy? yes

Kissed a girl? yes

Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? yes

Had job? yes

Left the house without my wallet?  yes

Bullied someone on the internet? no

Had sex in public? yes

Played on a sports team? no

Smoked weed? no

Did drugs? other than weed? no

Smoked cigarettes? no

Drank alcohol? yes

Am I a vegetarian/vegan? hell no.

Been overweight? probably

Been underweight? no

Been to a wedding?  yes

Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yes. i feel like this is a trick question?

Watched TV for 5 hours straight? yes

Been outside my home country? yes

Gotten my heart broken? no

Been to a professional sports game? yes

Broken a bone? no

Cut myself? accidentally yes

Been to prom? yes

Been in airplane? yes

Fly by helicopter? yes

What concerts have I been to? Two Backstreet Boys concerts.  One in the early 2000′s and one in like 2012 xD (I’ve been to countless Musicals though)

Had a crush on someone of the same sex? yes, but like most of my crushes she was animated

Learned another language? yes

Wore make up? yes

Lost my virginity before I was 18? no

Had oral sex? yes

Dyed my hair? no

Voted in a presidential election? yes

Rode in an ambulance? yes

Had a surgery? no

Met someone famous? yes

Stalked someone on a social network? yes

Peed outside? yes

Been fishing? no

Helped with charity? yes

Been rejected by a crush? yes, but it turns out he was gay so yea...

Broken a mirror? yes

What do I want for birthday? ChulaCometti

How many kids do I want and what will be their names? TWO! Chloe and Cara

Was I named after anyone? no

Do I like my handwriting? Yes

What was my favourite toy as a child? Birthday bear carebear (I still have him.  He’s 30 years old)

Favourite Tv Show? Criminal Minds

Where do I want to live when older? San Diego

Play any musical instrument? Piano and a little Violin

One of my scars, how did I get it? Smallpox booster shot

Favourite pizza toping? sausage, mushrooms and green peppers

Am I afraid of the dark? no.  I thrive in the dark like a vampire

Am I afraid of heights? terrified... though all I want to do is fly... weird eh? I suppose I’m more terrified of falling

Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? yes, but I mean is cutting school to stalk the Backstreet Boys in NYC really bad?

Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? yes

What I’m really bad at - not freaking out on my kids

What my greatest achievements are - meeting Johnny Weir, just kidding, it’s successfully stalking the Backstreet Boys as a teenager

The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me - that they don’t want to be my friend.

What I’d do if I won in a lottery -invest my money

What do I like about myself - my humor

My closest Tumblr friend - @mamakat926 and @d2diamond and @mygeekcorner y’all asked for one you get three  (FOR SHAME @mamakat926, FOR SHAME!  I’VE ACTUALLY MET YOU! I BOUGHT YOU DINNER AND DRINKS! I BOUGHT YOU KATSUDON! LOSER.)

Something I fantasise about my ex - no but I do sometimes have dreams about this one guy I had a crush on in middle school... I mean 15 years later he’s still as adorable as he was back then... xD