#idk why I'm thinking of this randomly. i just woke up hello

[marshmallowloves]

sometimes I've seen people with a list of "secret f/os" on their lists that are represented exclusively by emojis. tbh it looks fun and I have some of my own so I've thought about adding them to my carrd or whatever, but I'm also like. hyper-paranoid people are going to figure out who they are by the emojis I've picked so fkdhfjg

[hvhvmoc]

Hello! I just found your blog and I love it! 🖤🖤May i request how would Michael M, Brahms and Jason would react to falling for a M!Reader? Thank you so much! 🖤

Slashers falling for their s/o!

Warnings / murder topics, slight homophobia, fluff, acceptance

Characters included / Micheal Myers, Brahms Heelshire, Jason Voorhees, male reader

Genre / fluff, falling in love

Writing style / headcanons

Micheal Myers /

Does not gaf what you're gender is, if he likes you he likes you

At first he saw you as only more blood that needed to be shed

He continued to stalk you for a while longer, and he eventually started developing those feelings for you

He obviously ignored them

He approached you one night, planning to kill you

But he couldn't, something told him not to

He didn't understand love all together tbh

He would randomly show up to your house, and just look at you, hear you talk or do anything really then leave

As days go on, he did that more and more

You would have to confess because ain't no way he's doing it

Smiles at you under the mask everytime you do anything

Overall he loves you and he's not afraid to hide it that much

Brahms Heelshire /

His parents are probably homophobic

They're very old-school

He doesn't know what homphobia is, but he was raised to think that only girls should love boys

So imagine his shock when he caught himself falling for you

His parents were hesitant to let you be his Nanny (idk the male version of a nanny lol)

He fell for you quicker than Micheal did tbh

Didn't understand his feelings

Didn't really realize he was falling for you tbh

You were kind and gentle to the doll version of himself

That was enough for him to fall in love

He came out of the closet from the walls, he was scared to scare you away

Pulls out the "I think I'm in love with you" card

Eventually accepts that he likes boys

Wonders if that's why the other nannies didn't work out like it did with you

Overall, fuck his parents and he loves you for you

Jason Voorhees /

You stood out to him, that's why he didn't kill you right away

You weren't partying, doing drugs, or anything of the sorts

You were doing your thing

He realized his feeling quickly

Went to his mom for help on this new feeling

Obviously his mom was 100% accepting of her son no matter what

She explained love to him and all of the sorts

Your friends were killed and their car was gone so you thought a cabin was empty so you stayed there for the night

Jason found you that night and thought you were the perfect person for him

When you woke up the next morning, you walked around the forest a bit, careful to avoid the traps

Jason found you again

But this time he was scared your would be scared of him

But you weren't, you were kind to him even if he had a machete in hand

Overall, his mom is the best and he's never felt happier than with you

Srry if it's shit, I'm afab so I tried my best

Have a good day

Ohmeohmy

[theangryjikooker]

Hello. I'm glad I found your blog! Do you know about finch and jay here on tumblr? You are similar to them, unfortunately they've been inactive since 2020, so I appreciate your blog since I personally believe jkk are a thing but it doesn't hurt to question my stance time and again especially now that it does seem majority of jkkrs stick to one opinion of jkk's relationship and sort of exaggerate every bit of jkk moment we get. Sure, people are allowed to have and express opinions but I feel (1)

like we're becoming too immersed in viewing jkk with our shipping lenses or in our tinfoil hats lately. Or perhaps I'm just deep into the shipper spaces online esp twitter so it kinda feels tiring, iykwim? With that said, I'm curious about your thoughts on some hyped (sorry I'm not articulate) jkk moments (well, they all are hyped tbh) and I hope you don't mind me asking about random moments from time to time. Like, now I'm curious about your thoughts on JK's BV4 snow gift to Jimin? (2)

I always see jkkrs implying or claiming JK woke up early with the purpose of bringing Jimin the snow as gift? We could say that JK did gift it to JM specifically, likely because he knows JM loves snow but I just don't think JK purposely woke up thinking of gifting JM? I always thought he just wanted to hike then when he saw snow and remembered JM likes it, that's when he decided to  bring some for him. Idk, just one among the moments I think are hyped by jkkrs but I don't regard as much? (3)

Hello, and thank you!

You’re the third person who’s brought up that comparison, which is the only reason why I know about them, but I was never around when they were. From what little I gathered, Finch seemed like a much nicer person. 😂 I can kind of see where people are seeing some similarities, I suppose, but I think we also differ greatly on some things (the subject of tattoos being one of them, of which I’ve candidly spoken about with moderate irritation). Other than such differing viewpoints, however, they seemed like an interesting person, and I probably would’ve followed them if they were still active.

With regards to the snow gift, it’s really hard to say what the motivation was without getting into Jungkook’s head. So while I wouldn’t necessarily say he woke up with the express purpose of getting a chunk of snow for Jimin–not that it wasn’t the intent but because we just don’t know–we can glean some information that hints at something to that effect.

If it had been something he decided to pick up randomly, it wouldn’t really matter who the recipient was. He could’ve given it to Taehyung as soon as they linked up or he could’ve left it on the bench.

Whether or not his initial goal was to bring snow back to Jimin, the end result is the same: he gives the chunk of snow to Jimin only. Re-watching that scene, you can see Jimin wave at Jungkook from inside the cabin and, without any prompting whatsoever, Jungkook says, “I brought snow from the top.”

Jimin greets the staff, and Jungkook offers the ice block to him: “Here, Jimin.” Jimin thanks him, which is overlaid by the editors’ caption, “Jungkook gives Jimin a chunk of snow as a gift!”

I think there’s some controversy because of the editors’ caption, and some people like to focus on the fact that had there not been any commentary to that effect, it’s Jungkook just casually giving Jimin snow, not that it was a gift per se. But that’s just splitting hairs to be petty.

Technically, from an observer’s standpoint, that’s what happening. Jimin loves snow, Jungkook gives him snow; ergo, gift. It’s a funny little gesture that even takes Jimin aback, sure, but it’s endearing nonetheless because the context so far indicates that Jimin was the intended recipient, gift or not.

I think the underlying issue that people have with this is that shippers automatically use this as proof that they’re dating/in love/whatever. I personally don’t see it that way, but I do think it’s sweet. What the scene tells me about Jungkook is that he’s spontaneously thoughtful, maybe Jimin was a source of comfort to him when the scandals about him were happening and he wanted to do something nice (if not a little “out there”), etc. I’m pulling possibilities out of my ass but my point is, we’ll never actually know. Still, it’s +1 for Jikook.

(I’m not saying +1 like this is a game and we’re winning, but I’m saying this like all shippers get moments, and this was ours. Read into it or not, it’s still Jikook-centric.)

[tenipuri-everything]

Hello ;3 I'm like 99.99% sure that you don't ship them but... Sensual Pair and HaruMaru (Just saying but I love your tenipuri shitposts btw )

I LOVE HARUMARU SO MUCH THAT 0.01% IS ME im laughing theyre actually one of my tops im surprised i came off as someone who wouldn’t ship itAlso I’m crying that made my entire week tHANK YOU !!!!

notp / not really / meh / I could / sometimes / maker, yes / *my otp babies*( HARDCORE ONE OF MYFAVOURITE SHIPS )

Who is the most affectionate?– I’m gonna say Marui !! I feel like he’d definitely randomly get all loving and affectionate and hug Niou, smooch his cheek, snuggle up to him, etc.

Big spoon/Little spoon?– all i want in life is to see marui snuggle up to niou in a big sweater like a little kitten im crying

Most common argument?– “i wOKE UP YESTERDAY AND I CRIED BECAUSE I THOUGHT I COULD LOOK AT YOU SLEEPING CUTELY BUT YOU LOOKED LIKE FUCKING YANAGI GOD DAMMIT NIOU” “puri”

Favorite non-sexual activity?– reading manuals to each other, idk this is so random but i feel like if one couldnt sleep the other would pick up like a camera manual and read it over the phone until they fell asleep

Who is most likely to carry the other?– i once had a dream where marui fell asleep at practise and niou carried him to his house

Nicknames?– niou goes for the creative names like “sweets hoe” and “cake bitch” full of affection while marui calls niou whatever sweets he’s planning to eat ;)(Im soRry that got nsfw im runningg)

Who worries the most?– niou bc marui eats way too much

Who tops?– niou !!

Who initiates kisses?– marui mostly, but niou sometimes!

Who wakes up first?– marui because he gets so excited when he wakes up,, idk i either picture him as a morning person or as the person who will cry when he wakes up to his alarm,, deffo not niou tho

Who says I love you first?– marui tosses it around casually, like he says i love you to akaya and jackal and seiichi and jirou, but when he says it for the first time to niou, it feels so different and sweet. so yeah, marui

Im still crying that you like my posts tHANK YOU FOR ASKING ILY

I ALSO LOVE SEIICHI/RYOMA WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY SHIPS 

 notp / not really / meh / I could / sometimes / maker, yes / *my otp babies* 

Fuck yeah

Who is the most affectionate? – Seiichi probably buys all sorts of flowers for Ryoma and sending them with little cards that tell him what each flower means and what they mean together,, im crying i feel like seiichi has 0 shame so he’s definitely more openly affectionate

Big spoon/Little spoon? – seiichi doesnt give ryoma a choice bro he just holds him and is the big spoon by default 

Most common argument? – “i swear to fuck if you do the sense numbing thing oNE MORE TIME” “**chuckling**” “SEIICHI I AM UP TO HERE WITH THIS BULLSHIT” 

Favorite non-sexual activity? – ryoma talking shit about people and seiichi collecting the info for this evil deeds 

Who is most likely to carry the other? – seiichi probably insists on carrying ryoma everyday and probably gets possessive about it esp after that pairpuri where sanada carries him 

Nicknames? – “plant boy” and “boya” 

Who worries the most? – they both worry about each other but ryoma worries more bc of seiichi’s health :( 

Who tops? – seiichi 

Who initiates kisses? – 50/50, i think? I wanna say more seiichi but it also depends on their ages ig 

Who wakes up first? – seiichi bc does ryoma ever even wake up 

Who says I love you first? – ryoma probably wrote it on a tennis ball and threw it at seiichi im just saying

 Okay im done now tY FOR ASKING AGAIN ILY