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@ofstarsandskies : Within a day of Edna's conversation about Victor's worst known bums, she'd find a lone new visitor climbing her humble mountain. That person: Mr. Lawnmower Boy himself, Zig. Reason for visiting? Victor requested him to as part of a list he didn't bother mentioning what it's about. But requests from the family don't gotta sweat details for Zig to follow them. Once at the summit, Zig brushes any dirt his uniform might've picked up from certain activities he partook it on the road. Why spend money on provisions (besides water of course) when the world giftwraps free food? But when the lady of the hour arrives, it's back to attention. "Good afternoon. Victor told me you wanted to meet me as a 10/10 for a list you guys had?" Terms laid out, Zig does the proper thing and offers his hand. "Anyway, I'm Zig Kraft, Victor's... he hates friends, so let's say 'friendly acquaintance'. Need me to do something to prove my 10/10 of whatever?"
Seeing people at her mountain when she comes back from walks isn't new. Seeing them introduce themselves to her by mentioning Victor's name is.
Her eyes squint at him suspiciously, looking back and forth between the offered hand and his face. She doesn't know what warranted his visit, especially if it's remotely related with Victor, but Zig? That's his name? If she recalls correctly, Victor had said that name at some point... Who was it again?
Zig... Zig...... Zig.........
❛ Oh, the lawn mower, ❜ she remembers, finally, then greets back with a simple, ❛ Edna. ❜ Handshaking isn't her thing, especially with men—but Edna is a lady, so she politely accepts the hand nonetheless, if only to solve the mystery of how this guy can possibly beat Zaveid in stupidity. ❛ Victor said you're the one who eats garden weeds whole. ❜ And 10/10? Really? Victor just had to include that? Guess they'll dive in immediately. ❛ He also said that you haunt his house. I need to know how you pull off those feats to determine your 10/10 status that he absolutely insisted you have. ❜ Seeing is believing, and she definitely needs to see how someone can be worse than Zaveid. She needs to.
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