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ndostairlyrium · 2 years ago

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Funeral girl AU in which Lav is the social media manager of a funeral home, posting silly memes about death on Facebook, mass producing coffin/gravestone-shaped chocolate for every festivity, and is just very annoying online with death related puns

Somewhere in Cullen's apartment there's an old school poster of Nevarra's necropolis that says "It's never too late to fall in love. Or to fall in general." There's a "thinking of you" scribble behind it, because it was originally a gift for Cassandra that she recycled due to obvious reasons. So now it's there, along with a big collection of tombstone keychans and valentine's inspired chocolates with "see ya (on the other side)" written on them in old english font

#tw: death #ankh #we stan a supportive boyfriend #also every future au in my head has a setting similar to bright (the movie) like #futuristic fantasy but keep it contemporary #a la coffee talk too #coffe talk was such a lovely game omg #but yeah the girl is an online celebrity and nobody knows it because smm never get enough credits for what they do #'why is that lavellan girl always giving out creepy chocolates from last easter at halloween??'#idk ma'am why is your daughter dressed as a nug that's offensive #'that's not my daughter. that's a real nug'#oh.#we have caskets for those too #camera pans to a very silly casket shaped like a nug (wodden ears included)#I'm having ideas aaaa on top of having other ideas aaaaaaaa I don't have the time AAAAAAAAAAA #spritz is kicking in #ogni riferimento al social media manager di taffo è puramente casuale ahem

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