#idk if y'all have any single friends in their late 20's & above who are into loud & disconcertingly unhinged women send them my way I guess

[musical-chick-13]

Somebody PLEASE stop me from making an account on a dating website.

[patrocool]

Do all the questions :)

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.You're Welcome- MoanaSpacebridge- STARFORCESeize the Day- NewsiesImmigrants (We Get the Job Done)- K'naanEverything I Know- In the HeightsMore Than Survive- Be More Chill2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?Hnnn, like in person? Nass3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.“I really need to teach you French enough to explain that properly.”4) What do you think about most?Musicals, probably. Sorry, y'all.5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?Ha, as if6) Do you have any strange phobias?Elevators and firepoles.7) What's your religion?Atheist I guess? I'm.8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?Probably going inside.9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?Ahhhhhhhhhhh, probably AJR?10) What was the last lie you told?Shit, idk11) Do you believe in karma?Kind of12) What does your URL mean?Its a pun. Patroclus, my favorite Greek hero, but instead of "clus" its "cool".13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?Hmmmm, musicals are my weakness, but also my strength.14) Who is your celebrity crush?:( im aromantic15) How do you vent your anger?Bottle it up:)16) Do you have a collection of anything?Yes17) Are you happy with the person you've become?Lmaooooo hell no18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?Hate: screams of childrenLove: the silence after the children stop screaming19) What's your biggest "what if"?What if I hadnt absorbed my twin in the womb?20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?Yes and yes21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.Couch. More couch.22) Smell the air. What do you smell?My dogs are wet:/23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?Nebraska/Iowa24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?Hnnn, idk, Kara Lindsey is pretty, those girls who played the girl newsies are pretty too, I cant remember their names25) To you, what is the meaning of life?4226) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?Yes, no27) What was the last movie you saw?I just saw Coco on Wednesday and it was amazing!!!28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?I had to get 6 stitches in my knee after falling down a hill.29) Do you have any obsessions right now?Newsies.30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?The girls soccer team in middle school hated me and would constantly bully and exclude me bc they all said I was a lesbian.31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?Yes.32) What is your astrological sign?Cancer33) What's the last thing you purchased?Popcorn at the movies.34) Love or lust?:/ im aro ace35) In a relationship?See above36) How many relationships have you had?Idk37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?I dont have a secret weapon. I just hope.38) Where is your best friend?I have several best friends39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?Watching Brooklyn 9940) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?Idk, I think so? I'd probably annoy myself.41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?Fuck the job, I'm saving the dog42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?A) I would tell all the people that matter bc they deserve to know, b) whatever I have the money to do, c) yes and no43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?Sober Up - AJR44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?Idk, communication?45) How can I win your heart?:(46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?Yeah47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?Idk, probably going to my current school48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?"The body ain't here, bitch"49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."Blood50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?Blue and red51) What is your current desktop picture?I dont have a computer52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?The grown up annoying orange, of course.53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?Idk man54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?Unlimited wealth! Of be able to help so many fucking people55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?Idk:/56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?I'd make sure my dad's new wife never fucking touched my sister. 57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?I'm ace58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?To Nass!!59) Ever been on a plane?Yes60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.Uh idk, anyone on the newsies cast I guess?