#idk if this is russia's specific or universal one: many med. students here take speeds

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im so sorry for this. i'm not allowed to see the words “mafia 2” and “au” in the same sentence. modern time or canon timeline - decide urself. @cambuznabrigantine its ur fault

Carlo, Rocco and Betty are dentists here

Betty: can you operate on my husband? Carlo: sure, why? Betty: he's my husband, it'd be unethical Carlo (<- Eddie and Lauretta only go to him and get the best materials for free): … ok (later) Henry: arsenic?* You want to put arsenic in my tooth? Is that what they poison rats with? Carlo:😟 (Betty, your husband is fucking stupid) *** Carlo: You've got a cavity on your six, Vito** (later) Carlo: try to smoke less Vito:👌k Vito walks out of the clinic and sees Carlo smoking outside the entrance *** Leo: that's the best anesthesia, isn't it? Carlo: sure, sure Carlo @ Rocco (quietly): give him the cheapest one *** Vinci @ Leo: do you want to exchange dentures?

(fun activities for old men) *** Carlo (sceptically): are you sure you want a gold implant? Eddie: sure. It'll match my costume (later) Carlo: I think it's ugly. Lauretta: no, it's kind of cute. *** Lauretta: can you sharpen my fangs? Carlo:😳of course, love (girl you should've asked this way earlier) *** Rocco: it won't hurt, don't worry (and then pulls the tooth out in the most painful way possible. He's a good doctor, but it's a nightmare to go to him) *** Carlo puts the most romantic songs on the bg while operating Eddie or Lauretta. Betty puts something chilling (she cares about other's comfort). Rocco.. something very specific. Will only change if the patient asks for it (with rolling his eyes) *** Betty is a kind of cheerful dentist that makes jokes and you genuinely enjoy visit her, continuous professional development, participates in scientific conferences (probly w Carlo. Rocco doesn't care, thinks he's good enough already); Carlo can often overprice materials if the patient is naive enough. But for his "own" people, he lowers the price or does it for free; Rocco is too serious & sarcastic & rude and it scares people; both Betty and Rocco would never overprice the materials; Betty became a dentist bc she's genuinely obsessed over this, Carlo & Rocco did it bc it's profitable. And Rocco is sadistic & secretly enjoys when people are afraid of him, bc he feels in control

*arsenic - makes more sense in russian bc it's called "мышьяк" -> мышь = mouse

**"cavity on your six" - only makes sense for a russian translation of m2. Carlo calls Vito "a six" instead of a pawn

m2 dentist au everyone listen & learn