#idk if it's any good but it's wordsss

[crazy-lazy-elder-sims]

The booktok thing is so weird for many obvious reasons but also like? the biggest interest for most people with "taboo" like romance or whatever is the fact its that ylnow. Like not something you'd irl be into or like "oh that's fun lmao". ? So literally bringing that so a real abusive ass human is insane

Booktok scared meee

(sorry i replied late i had to wait till im home cause i got wordsss)

But like fucking for real to me books with that kind of a horrible lead are not even that good but for some reason they are so popular on that side of TikTok its really scary but one can say oh yk its fiction its the whole "i can fix him" fantasy but still its just that a Fantasy the only place where any of this is possible and not dangerous like you said

so why the hell would they bring it to real life!!!!??? And idk if you know alot obout tiktok but there are a couple of TikTokers who cosplay this type of fictional man they are not criminals they are Cosplayers so if they wanted to get as close as possible to that fantasy here you go a safe option but no they go for the REAL LIFE CRIMINAL THAT ABUSED SO MANY WOMEN and when i say abused i mean he brutalized them the details of what he did to his girlfriend are harrowing yet these women watch his trial with all the details being put out publicly and then swoon..... What the actual hell? How the fick does somones brain jump so wildly like this?

Like when i first came across this whole thing( im not on booktok because all Thier recommendations i tried are shit ) i couldn't even Invision whats going on i had parts of his trial put on my fyp with women reacting to it by silently looking into the camera and holding up a book slowly i thought this meant "im scared of men look at what this man did to his girlfriend im choosing books" never in my wildest dreams did i think they were swooning over him!!!! Hell when i saw the first "what the fuck is wrong with you people" video from another women and all the other videos like this they were calling him by his name and not showing him and his name is wade Wilson... Like Deadpool so i thought people were calling out women who were romanticizing deadpool and i still didn't put two and two together because to me thats just not something i would even dream of in my wildest dreams!! Genuinely it so fucking wild to witness this (its still going on btw there are still women defending this on there)

[bluesfanfiction]

Explain it to me again - why do we need to pretend to be married?

: O Thank you so much !!! <3 

Hope ya’ll like it! 

“And that’s why we need to be married.”

“Hm?”

“Artieee were you even listening to me?”

“No not really.” Artie turned in his desk chair to look at Alfred who flopped over on his bed like he would die at any second. “After you mentioned Captain America and pugs and Yoda I started to tune you out. Even if the mention of Excalibur did pull me back in for a second.”

Alfred sat up. “Exactly!” he exclaimed as if it all would somehow make sense to Arthur. Arthur gave him a skeptical look but he continued on. “It’s a one night once in a lifetime opportunity.”

Arthur sighed and turned more completely to face Alfred to give him the “serious face”. “Look, Alfred, I know this is something you’re obviously very excited for, but there’s a lot of holes in your plan. I need to be the voice of reason here. First they’re going to know we’re not married- we don’t have any proof we don’t even have any rings. And second we’re not even out of uni we can’t go around claiming to be married we’re still too young-”

“Artie we’re in grad school people get married as undergraduates. Trust me we’re old.”

“We’re not old.” Arthur scrunched his brow.

“And as for the rings we can… borrow some.”

Arthur raised an eyebrow.

“From people who have the same size hands as us.”

“Right then I’m going to go back to working on my thesis if you’ll excuse me.” Arthur spun around in his chair again to face his desk.

“Wait wait wait,” Alfred scooted to the edge of the bed and grabbed Arthur’s chair to spin him back around again so they were facing each other. “Listen it’s just one night and this isn’t like some really big event- okay well it is kinda big for me but like it’s not like it’s some honeymoon giveaway but if you’re interested in something like I saw this thing it’s like a volcano beach-”

“Alfred enough I’m not going it’s final.”

Alfred looked like a child who might cry, lower lip trembling. “But Artie-” “Because we’re not even dating…!” The frustration in his voice was stronger than he’d intended and the embarrassment that coursed through him was strong and made his face hot. He’d spent many years trying to hide his feelings for Alfred and the bloody idiot was too dense and had gone trying to get Arthur to pretend they’re a married couple. Honestly the whole thing was ridiculous and if they were caught it wouldn’t end well but also not to mention Arthur wouldn’t be able to stand being in a fake married relationship with Alfred we he knew he could never have a real one. “Out.”

“What- what if we were dating?” Alfred said quickly, and Artie’s attention snapped to him.

“Alfred F. Jones if you are seriously suggesting we start dating over this- just for this-” Arthur slowly started to stand up, towering over Alfred was still sat on his bed. “If you think I’m going to date you so you can go to your crazy geek night thing and pretend to be married so we can just end it all afterward and go on like it was nothing you are crazy!” Arthur reached for a pillow on his bed and swung it at Alfred. He knew he was blowing this out of proportion but he did have his crumpled pride to think of after all. The blow landed against Alfred’s hands which was trying to block Artie’s attack.

“Calm down!” Alfred shrieked and Artie went at him again with another swing.

“Artie wait it came out wrong- ow! That’s not how I meant it!” The pillow knocked Alfred’s glasses askew.

“I said get out!”

Artie raised the pillow for another strike but in that time Alfred had grabbed a pillow and hit Artie in the stomach, knocking him back against his chair.

“Wait oh fuck I didn’t mean to do that.”

“Didn’t mean to do that?” Arthur growled and lunged at Alfred only to have the other grab him around the waist and tackle him onto the bed. Arthur had let go of the pillow so he just used his hand to whack Alfred’s shoulder, Alfred trying to pin him down.

“Would you just- wait ah,” Alfred’s glasses had fallen off, hitting Artie in the face. “Listen to me???”

Artie bucked up and kicked Alfred in the thigh. “You’re the worst Jones!”

“I was trying to tell you-”

“Get off me!”

“I LIKE YOU GODDAMMIT ARTIE.”

“You’re just saying that so you can go feel up Captain America’s cardboard bod and take selfies with it I know you!”

“What? No I would never- That was a lie I totally would but I would totally feel up your bod too and take selfies with you if that’s what you wanted.”

“Oh what a way with words you have,” Arthur said sarcastically, calming down only somewhat. He got an arm free and flicked Alfred in the nose, watching the other flinch back and used the motion to roll Alfred over and get himself up into a sitting position. He scooted forward to the edge of the bed to try and escape but the sheets plotted against him and twisted around him. They were in cohorts with Alfred and gave the other enough time to wrap himself around Arthur like a monkey would, leg over his leg, arm around his shoulders.

“Don’t run we need to talk!”

“We have nothing to talk about!”

“What do you mean nothing? Yes we do I just told you I liked you and I wanna date you!” Alfred suddenly froze. “Wait is this your way of telling me you don’t feel the same? Cause I feel like I might have misinterpreted your earlier anger and if so I probably look like a dick right now-”

“Alfred what are you going on about?” Arthur sighed, the air that left his body in that sigh seemed to take all the fight within him as well with it. Arthur slumped, not trying anymore to pry Alfred off him. The red was still in his face. “This is so embarrassing…” he mumbled. “This is not at all how I wanted us to confess to each other I thought it would surely would have been something more normal. Well who was I to expect normal when it comes to you but surely I thought even someone like you could have pulled it together for a minute…”

“This wasn’t exactly how I wanted to say it either you know Artie,” Alfred said, looking at him and letting him go now he was sure Arthur wasn’t going to bolt out of the room. “And I’m not just saying it cause I want you to pretend to be my husband. I do like you honest. And I do wanna date ya and take selfies and feel up-”

“Don’t,” Artie cut him off. “You’re really not just saying this for… whatever it was?”

“No of course not. I’m not lying to ya, not about this.”

Arthur turned on the bed seeing Alfred’s glasses sitting on a pile of blankets. At least they hadn’t gotten broken in the scuffle. Arthur picked them up and offered them to Alfred. “Here.” “Thanks.” Alfred put them back on and smoothed out his hair, looking nervously and expectantly at Arthur. “Well?”

“Well what?” Arthur said, then, “Oh.” He hadn’t replied yet, or said anything about how he felt. Which he felt a lot of things at the moment but he’d always felt this way for Alfred. “Of course I like you too…” He said, blushing.

Alfred grinned and brought Arthur into a strong crushing hug. “Sweet we’re dating now. I’m gonna tell Mattie.”

Arthur huffed but hugged Alfred back, enjoying it and hating it because it was making him feel happy and he wanted to still be angry with Alfred for the misunderstanding and for riling him up like that. “So…” he muttered against his shoulder.  “Explain it to me again - why do we need to pretend to be married?”

[goshikitsutomusmommy]

hi, im so excited for your matchup event!! if its not too much trouble, id like a male matchup please.

top 3 traits:

i’m really good at academics which is helpful bc i want to become a med student and doctor eventually. success in my career is my greatest and arguably most important motivation

introvert who sometimes enjoys hanging out with friends but that rarely happens. idk if it’s because i get social anxiety from being around people, especially new people, but i don’t enjoy it and i’m always super aware of my actions/appearance and i rarely speak. my voice is naturally quiet so that doesn’t help either (i’m a leo surprisingly)

i’m a very agreeable person but that might just stem from my fear of disappointing people. i have a hard time saying no and usually will prioritize someone else’s wants before my own

flaws

damn there’s a lot uh

the best way to hide any insecurities is to slap a superiority complex over them 😎

very little of my self worth comes from myself. it’s always academics, appearance, and others’ opinions of me that make up my confidence

AVOIDANT ATTACHMENT STYLE

but once i am attached, i suck at letting go and probably forgive more easily than i should

growing up, appearance was something i always struggled with so now i’m always super conscious of it. its probably not obvious at first because i love to say “oh the reason _____ happened is because i’m hot isn’t it” since i love projecting confidence and it’s so much easier to do that than actually self reflect on what im doing wrong

ANYWAYS, moving on 😀

likes:

caffeine (monster energy, coffee, whatever)

cats

the adrenaline rush from roller coasters

online shopping

doing makeup/planning outfits

sleeping at 4am

spicy stuff that hurt so badly to eat

grocery shopping

hanging out with friends in the middle of the night

dislikes

spending too much time outside

loud people (sometimes)

public speaking

my glasses

bugs. i don’t care if it’s a butterfly- those are just normal bugs with pretty privilege >:(

having bad skin/not wearing makeup

DEHYDRATION. i literally drink 11 cups of water a day

turnoffs:

being rude to waiters. that’s a one way ticket to getting ghosted

clinginess. i need time to myself sometimes and i really hope my partner would understand that

too much commitment. i’ve been told i love you after talking to someone for 2 weeks (apparently they’ve known me for longer but that’s a different thing entirely) we no longer talk

any use of the 🥺 emoji especially when paired with “haha yeah i get why u don’t like me. no girl likes me. i guess nice guys finish last” 🤢🤢🤢🤢

hobbies:

logic puzzles

baking

spotify playlist making

candy crush type games

exercise

any type of self care

reading random, specific stuff. for example, i got super into the language of flowers before

there’s a lot uh

thank you so much for doing this!! i appreciate all the time you put into writing, to make people smile, and i look forward to anything you come up with!!

I Match You with Shirabu;—

When I read your first trait, I already thought about Shirabu, and the more I read, the more your compatibility grew!

Shirabu is extremely academically intelligent and plans to become a medical student as well! His intelligence is always overlooked due to his peers and their volleyball talent, but it’s canon that’s he’s the only one of them that got in Shiratorizawa without a sports scholarship. I doubt he’ll be with someone that isn’t academically gifted.

Again, he’s also introverted, just like you! He does get along with people and all but he prefers sitting in his dorm and studying, education is very important to him after all.

Though Shirabu may seem as a rude person and someone that doesn’t care, that’s far from the truth. The only person he’s mean to —at least outwardly— is Goshiki, he’s very well mannered and respectful to his other peers. That being said, he’ll never joke about your appearance even if he clearly doesn’t mean it, he thinks you’re gorgeous and wouldn’t want you to think otherwise.

He’ll be disheartened to know how you actually feel about your appearance, even though he had a hunch judging by the way you constantly try to make it seem as if you’re confident. He’ll send daily reminders to you, telling you how breathtaking you truly are and to never let anyone make you think differently.

I headcanon Shirabu as a cat father so he would love to feed into your cat addiction LMAOO. Just imagine you and Shirabu going to a cat cafe and petting the cute cats as they nuzzle into your palm. It truly is an adorable sight!

He’s mostly quiet so no need to worry about him accidentally giving you a migraine with his voice, it’s quite soothing actually! And he loves your glasses, he wears glasses himself and knows how insecure he feels with them so he tries to give you extra compliments whenever you wear them <33!

Concerning your deal breakers, Shirabu is literally the exact opposite of all that LMAOO! He’s aloof at times —he is soft for you in his own way though—, mannerly, and chill.

Once he finds out you like puzzles, he’ll buy many puzzles just for the two of you to solve— he purposely gets them difficult just so you would spend more time with him (my heart </33). Like the two of you holding small puzzle pieces trying to mix and match them with other pieces. He loves your concentrated face so that’s just a plus for him <33.

Overall, you and Shirabu are a seemingly distant couple but you’re the softest ever when you’re alone. You’re also intelligent as hell! Your future kids are lucky to have that gene running LMAOO😭😭.

Author’s Note : HIII SORRY FOR BEING SO LATE, also tysmmm for making it organized, it was fun to match you <333 hope you’re happy with this result and thank you for your kind wordsss