#idk if it's always that confusing or if i'm silly but i could Not figure it out on what i used LMAO

[remacei]

i won a raffle and got a sewing machine recently so I have begun growing my excitement for getting so much closer to getting into cosplay!! i'm so excited to try tailoring/modifying clothes as well...

[kyri45]

✨ShadowPeach Bio Parents Bio AU Q&A! 30/12✨

Welcome to the Q&A! A space where I can answer related or similar question about the Shadowpeach Bio Parents AU! If you submitted your ask anonimously, then you’ll have to check the whole post if it’s answered here, if it’s not, worry not! Your asks might have been used for a future comic or just in the queue~

@pandorainabox ha chiesto: Hope this isn't a dumb question,but do you plan to/already are posting the bio parents ah anywhere where it can be viewed all in one piece? With the between posts in tumblr,it gets confusing and I still don't quite know how to navigate it so I was curious if I could binge read it anywhere all in one clean read? (I constantly want to re-read it lmao,it brings me so much joy,its so damn cute!!) Anyway apologies for the random question!! I love your work,you're doing so good and I hope you have an absolutely wonderful rest of your day/night! Thank you so much for taking your time to read and respond if you do so!! 💚💚🌙

i mean… I THINK the masterpost is the easiest way to read it for now (and once you read one chapter you press “NEXT” at the end of it.)

if I would put it, let’s say, on Webtoon (which I can’t) it kind of would be the same thing. A list if chapters, when you click on one it opens the chapter with the 10-20 panels and then you click the “next” to go to the next one.

i don’t think putting all chapters from one part would be nice since it would be a super duper long list of panels (and the page would take a lot to load with so many medias) and one Part of the comic contains multiple arcs.

i’m open to suggestions though!

@robinpika ha chiesto: I was just wondering why is wukong kaiju form unstable? What inspired you to go that route

it was an headcanon of my of why we never see it in the show, even though it is present in JTTW AND war forms are… well normal in LMK, so I figured he must have a reason why he didn’t use it, considering it could have spare them a lot of trouble giving its power.

@imafluffycupcakey ha chiesto: I can't find the option to ask anonymously oof— Enyway this is Tumblr and that's what I'm here for. Ever made a design for a Red son and MK kid? From your AU I mean (ignoring every nature law for a second). Also, where did you got that name for MK from? Is something from Jurney to the west? Mainly thanks to your AU I am going to try and read that book (has more them a 1000 pages :') )

we all subconsciously agreed that the spicynoodle lovechild is Kai from lego ninjago and MK real name is his name in the chinese dub.

@avencaeheng ha chiesto: Can you reccomend any websites to watch lmk? 🙏

You can find MOST of the episodes on youtube. BUT you need also the specials to understand the story. If I link you a site in 2 weeks it will be down. The best is that you join the Lego Monkie Kid Fanspace discord. They have links to see the show and they update them every once in a while.

@astro-lmk-enjoyer ha chiesto: Another silly headcanon <3 Since MK unlocked he’s monkey form he started teething like a baby monkey but… adult. I don’t know how baby monkey teethe but when dogs teethe they get a lot more bite-y and the bites hurt a lot more than before teething. I can imagineMK getting a lot more bitey with things, like chewing food longer then needed be and maybe when he’s play fighting with the baby monkeys he bites one and it chirps and Wukong is like: ! One of my children is in need! And he discovers MK is teething and does something idk yet. After having given my evidence… Do you think this would happen? Does MK have fangs in his human form like how some people draw him?

hi! I guess he did have a period in which he had a little teething.

no, his human form doesn’t have fangs, because his human form is just a kind of glamour/shapeshift. In the AU the monkey form became his normal form (since it always has been his original form to begin with)

toomanylegos ha chiesto: Hey, I just want to say I absolutely adore your ShadowPeach comic and the beautiful art with it. I went through nasal surgery on the 19th, and seeing an update from you really helped soothe my nerves about it, so thank you! I can't wait to see more updates throughout my recovery :D burry-penguin ha chiesto: As a spicynoodle shipper I love your work sm and what ur doing for this community KEEPING US FEED FOR DAYSSS!! 🔥🍜 🔥🍜 You’re so amazing and keep doing what you’re doing because you’re a damn good story teller and artist. You’ll go so far someday! You’ve helped put a smile on my face on my best and worst days just from seeing each new update and going absolutely fuckin feral over it and I thank you for that 🫶 imafluffycupcakey ha chiesto: Not really a ask. I would just like to say I inhaled your AU comic like a vacum cleaner in less them a day, also big fan of the art style. Anonimo ha chiesto: I'm recovering from a toxic relationship and the shadowpeach bio parents au is helping me think through everything ,, The love these monkies show me how relationships are supposed to make you feel good... thank u

turtlewearingclothes ha chiesto: Howdy! I just wanted to say thank you for making your amazing comic, and being the reason I got into Lego Monkie Kid. I've heard of the show, but I never watched it. Then I came across your comic like, 2-3 weeks ago? And after binging it, I decided to watch the show, and now I'm obsessed lol. Thank you!

AWWWW THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL THE LOVE!!!♥️♥️♥️

@selfdestructivecat ha chiesto: Hey so I recently binged your LMK comic because I absolutely fell in love with your ISAT x COTL comic and knew anything you made would be amazing. I’ve never seen LMK though so I’m sure I lost some of the context (it was still so good though, I’m really rooting for everything to work out for the characters!) But I decided to give the actual series a try because of the comic! And here was where I planned on writing you a message after a few episodes to thank you for getting me into a new series, but… I’m on episode one. I only watched the intro. Dude. IM ABSOLUTELY HOOKED. THE ANIMATION! THE STYLE! THE CHARACTERS! I’m so so excited to watch more (which I’m gonna do now!) but thank you so much for bringing this series to my attention!!!

ahaha welcome to the club!, now you can enjoy both comics!

@therivergirl ha chiesto: I remember back in the beggining of eclipse arc you mentioned that Mac feels insecure about his body being part of the reason he's hesitant to take of his clothes even in front of Wukong and it being part of the reason (aside from basic decency) that Wukong looked away. And now in this part Mac appears butt-naked to help Wukong out, adding yet another layer of vulnerability...gah! (Maybe I should finally watch LMK because I feel I would be doubly obsessed with this comic then...)

For Mac being exposed was the last of his issues considering that what he was seeing was Wukong at his lowest and most naked. Now excuse me while I cry.

@astro-lmk-enjoyer ha chiesto: You probably know Chang’E’s story from LMK, but did you know there is a second version of her story that I like better? In the second version Chang’E and her husband(I forgot his name), are getting used to living as mortals after being kicked out of heaven. But someone hears of the immortal elixir they have and try to steel it while Chang’E’s husband is out hunting. After getting beat up a bit she decides to drink the elixir so the robber couldn’t get it. But she instead went to the moon so she could be closer to her lover. Her husband dies because he’s still mortal, and Chang’E is left be herself. I have silly little headcanon the day MK and the others went to the moon was her and her husband’s anniversary 🙃 Bye <3

AH. OK.

Anonimo ha chiesto: Do you think that wukong and macaque act like cats?

as in they would purr? I moslty think Wukong wants to cuddle and stroke his head on Mac neck like a cat, while Mac is that one cat that sometime is annoyed when people touch him but eventually let them do it.

Anonimo ha chiesto: ✨Hear me out :3✨ MK can hear the past. He heard the fight of of prentice and held his eye like he was getting hurt by Wukong and not Macaque. So now picture this: MK has a vision again, his this time it is about how the monk used the circlet on him :3

AHAH. NOW HE CAN’T SEE TANG THE SAME WAY AGAIN. FUCK.

Anonimo ha chiesto: When I first found your comic in your TikTok account, I thought it was something very silly... How very VERY wrong I was.(As I get shot 57 times.) I hope you are taking very good care of yourself because when I downloaded Tumblr to keep myself updated to your comics(which was somewhere around 13-16 December probably) there are a LOT of panels. I enjoyed the newest and most recent parts of the shadowpeach bio parent au and can't wait for the next!!! Don't work yourself to the bone too much! Remember to take mental and physical breaks.

AGHDMHSMFYS THANK YOU!!!

Anonimo ha chiesto: Are there others who flirt with MK ? He looks good, is very powerful and has a sunshine personality. I bet there are others who are interested in him

I guess there haven’t been any for NOW.

Anonimo ha chiesto: After reading the post about swk's circlet, I srsly want him to look at mk and say "oh, hey we're matching!" ... "OH SHIT WHY ARE WE'RE MATCHING?!"

NOOOOOO!!

@delightfulcupquakequeen ha chiesto: Hey there!!! Been awhile sincenI've written an ask, just wanted to send love and being greatful that you are doig this amazing AU!!!! Appreciating ever pannel you make and gosh dammit hitting me right in the korokoro!!!! Keep being your fabulous self!!! Until next time!

THANK YOUUUUU

@l1br4rycrypt1d ha chiesto: Feel free to ignore this if it's spoilers for the comic, but are we gonna get to see the Gold Star of Venus? Just curious, since you reblogged the meme post that mentioned him during the takeover

There will be a small space for them as well, yes.

@kaothedemon ha chiesto: Fun fact, while I doubt Pigsy has all of Zhu Bajie's powers, his ancestor did have a kaiju form, which he could use if he ate a fuckton I'm sure it's not gonna appear in the story, but the idea of Heaven having to deal with 3 Kaiju dads (+ theoretically a sworn uncle) is extremely funny to me (picture courtesy of OSP's latest JTTW episode cause even when I read the book there weren't any illustrations of this)

I SAW THAT!! Man now they must add it to the show. Yeah I don't think he has ALL of Zhu Bajie's powers (I don't think he would ever want to have them) but it would be interesting if it was a high stake situation

@roseltelle ha chiesto: I think Macaque would actually enjoy working/ volunteering at the playhouse specifically doing shadow plays. But he does regular plays as well. His favorite days are when classes of children come in for field trips. Wukong often paints the backdrops, scenery, and other items for plays. They both enjoy their hobbies.

Awwwww yeah I think Macaque would totally love that.

@lmk4ever ha chiesto: Can you imagine Wukong just being out of it after he distracted the celestials for too long in his war form?

I think that as soon as he sees Macaque again he immediately switch back and become behaved again.

@peach-fury ha chiesto: I think I know the answer but theoretically... Who's war form/kajiu is stronger Wukongs or Macaque's and how would it go? I don't know it started as a thought. Now I can't stop laughing.

Wukong's is stronger.

blbllblblblll ha chiesto: do you know the pronunciation of xiaotian? ive been stuck on how to say his name for so long 😭

I know that the "Qi" is pronunced "Chi" and I think "xiao" is pronunced the same as you would read it, while I THINK the "t" in "tian" is more of a mix between a t and a c/k? I aint chinese and the way I pronounce things or read them is probably different from u cause I'm italian.

eerieqloss ha chiesto: Okay question, is Wukong's war form bigger/taller than MK's?

it's taller.

@elliboom ha chiesto: I was wondering, will Erlang Shen ever appear in the Shadowpeach parent series? (And questa domanda la scrivo in italiano giusto per levarmi un’altra curiosità in futuro, preferisci che le domande vengono scritte solo in inglese o vanno bene anche in italiano? So che non ci sono molti italiani ad essere fan di LMK e JTTW, posso capire la scelta di scriverli solo in inglese per rispetto e far capire ai altri fan, e generalmente per scrivere le domande uso google translate, perché faccio pena con la grammatica inglese, mi scuso se in futuro farò domande con qualche errore 🥲🥲)

Si apparirà. Manda pure in italiano shalla ahah.

[jealousmartini]

So I minishifted to my kpop idol dr last night and I'm loosing my mind

Lowkey still kinda freaking out about it because it's only just when the realisation settled in that I FUCKING SHIFTED. AND TWO OF MY FATTEST CRUSHES WERE STOOD RIGHT THERE. FUCK. OKay let me explain what happened before I IMPLODE!😆

So given how startled I was when I woke up in what i assume is my studio room? (It was a pretty cute studio and looked like it WOULD be mine🤭🤞🏾) I was only there for a good 2 minutes before freaking out and shifting back like the COWARD I AM, so I'll tell you everything that happened whilst I was there😁

Okay so first of all, I woke up in "my" studio right next to my group leader Mei and my other best friend on the other end and I was SO confused at the time because I was trying to figure out where I was. I didn't understand why I was in a different room but like at the same time it felt familiar.

But anyway, I felt so comfortable and warm and realised it was because I had a really soft blanket wrapped around my body, which I suspect was from one of my members?? Maybe?? and then Mei looked over at me and noticed I was awake, she was like "Youre finally awake Keesh" and rubbed my back so gently i could have fallen asleep right there and then again. It was like I got a taste of satisfaction for my touch starved self.

And GOSH her voice was so much more raspy than I thought it was going to be i was quite taken aback😭😭 and her face sculpted by Aphrodite herself kinda switched to a concerned expression when she saw me looking around the room frantically like I didn't know where I was, she asked me if everything was alright, and I couldn't even reply with my voice because I was so stunned so I nodded weakly with most unconvincing smile ever because I was still processing what the hell was going on.

Then suddenly, I heard like two worryingly familiar male voices coming close to the studio room we were in☹️☹️(internally i was like FUCK OFF I cant do this rn). My head literally snapped to the door when i heard it creek open and standing right there was the glorious man he is, Min Yoongi, leaning on the door frame (with long black hair btw) and the gorgeous man he is, Jimin, peaking his head through from behind the door😭😭 (I think i remember him being Blonde?). When I tell you my pulse picked up at a million miles per second. Seeing Yoongi and Jimin in the flesh is something else you guys. And to say Yoongi is intimidating is an UNDERSTATMENT☠️☠️ those two were so hot oh my GOD. I was lowkey panicking because I was NOT prepared to come face to face with AANYONE from my kpop dr nevermind BTS☠️☠️ even though i intended to shift there last night.

But anyway, i heard Yoongi ask my members ask if I was still asleep because my food was getting cold, and Mei said, "Oh yeah, yeah, she just woke up.." and Immediately placed my head back on the table and covered my face with the blanket, PRAYINGGG she'd think I fell back asleep WHICH SHE DID THANK GOD🙏🏾 and right before I woke up here I heard Jimin saying something like "you should wake her up before he eats it all??" He was giggling while he was saying that, too. And then I shifted back here.

OH AND LET ME NOT FORGET TO ADD, THIS ENTIRE DIALOGUE WAS IN KOREAN?? AND I UNDERSTOOD IT ALL.

This experience is actually one of my most scariest/exciting/crazy ones ever. Not even just because I shifted there, but because of what happened prior to the shift. Me and my best friend were yapping to each other about BTS, and we were talking about the signs we picked up on and then the realisation I came to. The moment me and my friend and I made this silly girl group as a joke, it seems that we created a butterfly effect in our reality. And now, whatever sign I get about BTS, "coincidentally," always links back to my girl group.

Anyway so yeah idk wether or not I want to shift back because LORD I CRAVE TO SEE THEM AGAIN but like I am so intimidated by Yoongi and even Jimin I might just freak out the next time I see them again😭😭 @livingmydreamlife5555 @samara444 @4ellieluv @theshifterbear

[erinwantstowrite]

OH OH QUESTION:

Are you team Jason is riddled with scars or team Jason was healed of past injury by the laz pit

Ps. I AM OBSESSED WITH HOME I just finished chapter 33 (I’m always amazed at how much you can fit into each chapter like Lotor, the black lion, then Shiro figuring stuff out and it all just flows so well and is still so incredibly entertaining, I want to scream) I think Shiro seeing an outside perspective of his waking up scene might have actually ended me for real. AND BEFORE THAT the lance in the black lion scene had me freaking out along side him. Idk how you keep doing in Erin, it should be illegal to be this good at writing.

I'm team both because there's on one hand, Jason coming back and not looking anything like who he was because he's a giant, and he's covered in these scars,,, and like, him constantly having to see the proof that it happened to him? It being a fuel for the hurt?

(I have a fic concept where Bruce pieces together that it's Jason because of the scars, because he went over Jason's autopsy and he held Jay's body, and he memorized the hurt in his grief and guilt. And he sees the pieces together and everything stops when he realizes that's that's his baby? His boy? Littered in scars?)

But on the other hand,,, Jason losing the scars on his knees from falling as a kid. The little mark on his eyebrow where he was being silly playing with Catherine and he bumped his head and Catherine kissed the boo boo away? Jason not having the small marks of the kid he was? Jason not having the proof that It happened to him, when his mind got all twisted up and he didn't exactly know what was and wasn't real in the first place? Sometimes he thinks "what if that never happened and they lied to me or made me think it did, and Dad still loves me?" but then something happens that disproves that and it crushes Jay all over again?

And then a third option: where Jay came out of the pit with a fresh body and nothing of his past, feeling lost and confused and angry because his mind is all messed up. And in turn, being reckless and not caring what happens to him, and so he gets all new scars, all the time, even ones that were avoidable...

(I have such strong opinions about Jason)

Also AHHHHHH Home!!! The Lion Swap made me SOOOO MAD in canon and I could NOT do it in Home,,, had to put an emphasis on why it doesn't work,,, and Shiro seeing the outside POV god I wish canon did more with the Lions and their lore, I CRAVED it as a kid

[useless-catalanfacts]

Ok this is kinda a silly question but my dad got super heated over it when I tried to make my point. So, obviously, Barcelona is in northern Spain geographically speaking, like its there on the map, okay. But I've never thoigh of Barcelona culture as 'northern' in the same way that other cities in northern Spain are? Like in a cultural/historical sense i always felt like defining Southern Spain as only Andalusia was a but restrictive, like the coast might curve north when you get closer to France but cities like Barcelona and Valencia (wait, Valencia is Catalonia right? I'm always confused lol) are like, on the Mediterranean, were conquered by the moors, they grow oranges and their food is Mediterranean-influenced, etc etc. Basically my argument is that the Mediterranean parts of Catalonia are culturally 'southern' if youre dividing Spain into just 'northern cultures' and 'southern cultures' (i know that's a massive oversimplification but hopefully you get what I mean). Anyways, I'm just curious on your opinion on how Catalonia fits into the whole north-south cultural divide that exists in Spain. Obviously some parts of Catalonia are more inland and mountainous and stuff and I guess you could try to make a distinction btwn the Balearic and Mediterranean coasts but idk. It always just seemed logical to me that Mediterranean coast = southern Spanish culture. But alot of people also seem to use 'southern' and 'Andalusian' interchangeably so yeah idk what is Correct. What's your opnion? Im no expert on Spanish/Catalan culture or history so I figured the Catalonia blog would be the best person to ask lol

Usually, when people say "Northern Spain" they mean this:

The surrounding areas are sometimes also included (the north of Castilla and León). It's an area that of course has a lot of cultural, historical and linguistic diversity (it includes Galicia, the Basque Country, Asturies, León, and also Cantabria and part of Castilla) but it has a general geographical and climate similarity, I would also say food has its differences but a similar general Atlantic vibe (this is very a "from the outside" kind of description, I know).

Catalonia, as you say, is very different and very Mediterranean, which these places aren't. Catalonia usually gets grouped with the Mediterranean coast or as "the Levant" together with the rest of the Catalan Countries, Murcia and Andalusia. Obviously Catalonia has a very unique culture and history and it doesn't fit inside Southern Spanish (which would be Andalusia, Murcia and Extremadura), it's a beautiful place but not where we are. But I think what you're looking for is the term Mediterranean!

I think this is how I would divide Iberia, obviously it's extremely general traits but I think it's more similar to what's in people's minds than only "north vs south".

But idk, other people feel free to say your opinion!

[alpineglow]

do you think you could write for Yelena Belova x reader Sharing their first kiss?

ofc!! I adore a cute little fluff fic like this, they are DELECTABLE!! also I hope y'all enjoy the fact that all my fic titles are Taylor lyrics, idk why I always love people who have super cohesive title themes. Also sorry if this is OOC or anything! I wrote this all in one go at like 10pm LMAO.

The First Kiss, It's Flawless

Ship: Yelena Belova x Reader Word Count: ~1.8k Description: Yelena's got a crush on you. She wants it to be perfect. Who better to ask than her older sister? (Spoiler: Many people are better to ask) A/N: NOTHING BUT SILLY ROMANTIC FUN FOR MY GIRLS BC THEY DESERVE THE WORLD

Masterlist

11:30am, Manhattan

"Natasha, I'm being serious," Yelena groans, shoving her face into her hands. Her sister was sat next to her on the edge of her bed, awkwardly patting Yelena on the back. When her sister asked for help, and to come to her Brooklyn apartment as soon as possible, the last thing she expected it to be for was romantic struggles.

"And I'm being serious too! You just go with the flow," Natasha says, sighing softly as her free hand pinches her brow.

"That's easy for you to say! Maria asked YOU out!" Yelena was definitely growing more frustrated, owed to the way she flopped her body back onto her bed and pulled a pillow over her face. Natasha rolls her eyes, pulling the pillow away. She earned herself a few daggers glared in return.

"Yelena, Y/N is sweet. The worst they can say is no."

"That's what you and everyone else say! I can think of so many worse things that could-"

There it was, the list of reasons she couldn't take the leap about to tumble forth. Natasha knew it all too well. It was incredibly impressive how in every other aspect of their lives, Yelena led with her head held high. This was a vast departure from that. So, with a sigh, Natasha stood up, stretching, and grabbing her keys and phone from the bed.

"What are you doing?" Yelena asked hastily, pushing herself up onto her elbows.

"Going to play matchmaker." It was a simple plan, really. Feign confused sibling, apologise if it wasn't the case. Easy operation, in and out. To Yelena though, it wasn't.

"Are you out of your mind?" Thankfully, the door was shut, meaning Yelena's shout didn't have the chance to escape the room and echo down the hallways of the apartment building.

"No- Seriously, you have nothing to freak out about! I figure it out for you, and make the opening!"

Before Yelena could object, Natasha was out of the door.

---

Natasha had asked to meet you at some nondescript coffee shop by Central Park. It wasn't out of the ordinary, meeting an Avenger in some otherwise innocuous location. Unlike other times though, this did seem like a genuine encounter. When you arrived, Natasha was already sat outside, with two coffees on a wire table.

"Hey, Nat! It's been a while!"

You'd been friends with the redhead for nearing a decade now - working with the Avengers as an intelligence officer on several occasions. On the third or fourth time, Natasha had taken a shining to you, and the pair of you became close friends.

Being close friends, she had, of course, gotten your coffee order dead on. It was a welcomed warmth in the late winter in New York.

"How've you been, Y/N?" she asks, taking a swig of her coffee. From there, the conversation flowed naturally, as if you'd seen each other yesterday. It was nice, pleasant even. You felt yourself relax into it, smiling as the odd joke came to light.

"Hey, do you mind if I ask you something?"

You furrow your brow, nodding.

"Of course?"

"Forgive me, if I'm overstepping, but I couldn't help but notice- You and Yelena? Are you two-"

A blush blooms across your face, and up your neck. You try and hide it with a sip of your coffee, but you fail miserably, choking slightly.

"What? Oh- No! No, no, no. We're just friends." You laugh nervously, coughing a few times. When you finally meet Natasha's eyes, there's a good natured humour in them. And, obviously, she had seen right through you.

"Is it that obvious?" you say, a frown meeting your expression. You'd thought you had been subtle.

"Afraid so," Natasha replies. This was good news, great news for her sister. An idea sparked though. She'd have to beg Yelena for her forgiveness though.

"You know... Yelena's free this Friday night."

Your brow furrows.

"I don't follow?"

Natasha laughs, setting her empty coffee cup on the table.

"Ask her on a date. I promise it'll go well."

Things clicked into place for you, and you roll your eyes. This was a double agent case. But that meant Yelena liked you back... Oh my god. You reach into your pocket, pulling out your phone.

"You're an asshole, you know that?"

"Hey! I had to play it cool, in case you didn't like her. Would've been really awkward if I was straight up and you weren't into her."

You couldn't argue with that logic. Finally, you find Yelena's contact on your phone, and type up a quick message.

Are you free Friday?

There's a short delay, albeit a touch too short, before Yelena responds.

Yes. Are you suggesting something?

How about a movie at mine? 7pm. Keep it casual. Like a casual date.

Yelena takes a little longer to respond this time. You hear Natasha's phone ding, and look up in time to see her laugh.

"She just called me a motherfucker."

---

Friday came all too quickly, and you found your palms sweating. You're not sure why. Your intentions had been perfectly clear when you messaged Yelena and asked her out. She knew what this was, and you did too. And it wasn't like you didn't know her - you'd warmed up to each other quite quickly once Natasha had introduced you both. Being closer in age to the younger of the sisters would do that.

To top it all off, you already had Natasha's approval. So there was nothing to be afraid of, right?

It was just you and Yelena, in your living room, watching a film.

Romantically.

Not as friends. Very very not as friends.

The microwave beeped from your kitchen, yelling at you that the popcorn had finished.

God, what am I doing?

The microwave opens with a thud when you pull the handle, grabbing the popcorn by the very corner. Holding it over the sink, you shake it a few times to disperse the butter, and get the kernels out. Fondly, you remembered it was Yelena who'd actually taught you that trick.

Finally, you dump it into a large bowl, and take it over to the living room. Netflix was already pulled up. You hadn't yet settled on what film to watch, and you'd be damned if you picked it on your own. Risk her not liking it. On your first date. The very thought sent a shudder through you.

You couldn't linger on it for too long, because the doorbell rung.

"Fuck! 7pm already," you whisper-shout to yourself, carefully dodging around the couch to get to the front door. Habitually, you look through the peephole. You're greeted with a fisheye view of the blonde, and open the door.

"Yelena! Hey!"

Why the fuck are you saying that like you didn't expect to see her. You literally invited her here.

Thankfully, she looked as nervous as you felt. Yelena smiled though, holding up a bag of M&M's.

"Hi. I brought these! Makes popcorn better," she said. "Can I come in?"

"Oh! Yea, of course, sorry!" you jumble out, stepping out of her way. You lock the door behind her as you close it, and follow her as she's already made her was to the living room.

"I didn't know what you wanted to watch, but I made popcorn!"

You're nervously fidgeting with your hands, surveying the living room situation. There were plenty of blankets, and pillows. The coffee table was in reach, with popcorn, and the new bag of M&Ms. You're too busy worrying to catch the soft look Yelena sends your way.

"We can pick off of your Letterboxd, don't you have that watch list? Movies are more your thing," she jokes, settling down with a pillow and blanket in the corner.

You agree, pulling out your phone and settling on the lounge. You're a little too tense, and sitting an almost awkward distance away from her. Not quite in her space, but not quite in yours either. You rattle off a few titles, and don't notice her creeping nearer until a hand rests on your forearm. You look at her.

"How about that one?" she asks, pointing to a movie poster on your phone. You become aware of how close she is.

"Yea... That'll work."

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It'd happened almost 20 minutes ago now, but your knee was touching Yelena's under the blanket. It felt like electricity arcing up your body when it first happened, but now it had settled to a soft warmth. A pleasant warmth.

When the end credits rolled, Yelena stayed still for a while. Wrapped up in a blanket, leant against the armrest of the sofa.

"Wow. That was a good movie. Good taste," she said, sitting up. You liked the way her accent wove the words together. It made such a simple statement feel like the highest praise.

"Yea!" you say, standing up to take the bowl to the kitchen. "I'm glad I got to watch it with you." It's a tad sappy, but you meant it. Couldn't hurt to say on a first date.

"Do you know what time it is?" she asks from the living room, where she'd rolling up the blanket she had used. Your eyes stray to the microwave, which reads 10:30pm. You relay that information to her.

"Your place is pretty far away... I have a guest room you can use?"

"My my! Getting me to stay the night on our first date, that's very bold."

If she were anyone else, and if you'd known her for any less time, you would've panicked. A faux pas, and you would've passed out. But you could spot the jest in her tone. When you come back to the living room, she's smiling.

"I'd actually really appreciate that," Yelena says. Her tone is lower than before; more authentic. More tender. Simply more.

"Thank you for coming tonight." She looks at you, regarding you with a warmth that went just a step beyond friendship. A new dash of vulnerability.

Her hand rests on your outer forearm that's by your side. It was a sweet touch, an innocent one, too. But it felt perfect. Everything in this moment felt right, and you felt at ease.

"Can I kiss you?" Yelena asks. If you listened closely enough, dissected it with the proverbial knife, there was a touch of fear in her tone. You hadn't heard it, though.

Rather than answering, you lean forward, capturing her lips in yours. Like everything else, it felt right. It was chaste, and didn't last long enough. But for now it would be enough. It was more a promise. A beckoning call forward, a waiting hand.

Yelena's smiling when you pull away. You find yourself smiling too.

You show her to her room for the evening, and before you go to return to your own, you call out behind you.

"Night, Yelena!

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Hope y'all enjoyed! Like I said, I wrote this in one take at night, so forgive any mistakes! Requests are open!!

[rubydubsnuby]

I downloaded good pizza great pizza cuz of you, any tips for a lil guy?

YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. I am a master of complaining therefore I know all the tips and tricks to play this game

BUT FAIR WARNING. I'm a yapper and I REALLY like this question and I LOVE talking about Good Pizza Great Pizza so. JUST KNOW YOU ASKED FOR THIS and I'm autistic

I'm gonna put everything under the cut cause this is gonna be a long post

First of all. PLEASE for the love of God's mother in Christ and her mother in Christ before her, save yourself the INANE headache and USE THIS WEBSITE. don't try to figure out wtf anyone is trying to order from you by yourself it is NOT worth it you will put yourself into a stress induced coma /silly

Second, you're gonna meet this absolute QUEEN and she's gonna give you strange orders. I found that she literally does not care about what you give her AT ALL. Don't waste your money on toppings and make her a genuine pizza. Personally, I think it's extremely funny to give costumers like this a single anchovy on a flatbread and absolutely nothing else, but that's just me. Less = better

Similarly, you can also give dr Keh and Angelica pizzas like that too. You do NOT have to give them what they're ordering. And if you do, it's okay, the game will just reset you and you'll get to do it again. I personally always test out if I'm able to give 'special' costumers nothing pizzas or not, but it's up to you if you wanna mess around with that too or not.

Third, as long as you haven't finished the day yet, you can ALWAYS reset and start over. If it went ass and you don't wanna lose out on the money, just go back to the main menu and start again!!

Fourth, when you unlock zazoom, don't get ambitious immediately!! Zazoom is honestly really confusing to get the hang of immediately, take one order a day until you're confident with it !! After that you can start taking more. Once you've figured out how to balance making costumer pizzas and zazoom orders you should always make all three, it'll get you alot of money

On the topic of zazoom, DO NOT ACCEPT VEGAN / VEGETARIAN ORDERS UNLESS YOU'RE GOOD AT THEM. I personally am SUPER ass at them and will always mess them up bc there's sooo many toppings,,, I completely forget what I have and haven't put on the pizza yet, causing me to put too much of one thing and nothing of another. They are always upset. I never get as much money as I could be getting out of those orders so the stress and annoyance trying to make them is completely wasted and unnecessary.

I usually check Zazoom first thing and restart the day if there's a vegan / vegetarian pizza on there I cannot deal with them

Although, sometimes, you're gonna get what I like to call a "special order". This happens when one of your friends or rivals or whatever orders a pizza from you at the very start of the day. During these orders happiness doesn't go down AND time doesn't move !! Use this to your advantage !!!!! You can make all of your Zazoom orders first and put them in the heater before you serve the pizza to your costumer. If you have more than five pizzas on zazoom, just make as many of them as you can. Always leave one slot for another pizza, and then fill the other 2 with zazoom orders. You can put them in the oven as soon as space opens up in your heater.

If you get an order like that, feel free to accept a vegan / vegetarian pizza. You won't be on a time constraint anymore, so you can make sure you make it properly, and they DO ring in alot of money. Long story short, only make those spawns of Satan if you're confident it'll go good bc otherwise they're not at all worth it

I think that's.... It ???? That's honestly all I can think of. If you end up playing for a long time you'll figure out your own tips and tricks too :] good luck out there soldier and thank you for the ask I loved this question idk if you can tell

Don't get the dancing pizza mascot that "promotes your business" his ass is bad at his job and does absolutely nothing. It's honestly just another piece of decor

Don't buy any of dr Prices gadgets he's just some kind of weird crypto bro and none of them work you'll just lose 5 dollars to nothing

[lolipoptheclown]

*crashes into your ask box* VAMPIRE BOB?! /VPOS

TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL—

SORRY I HAVE A SPECIAL INTEREST IN VAMPIRES. HEHEHSG 💥💥💥💥💥

YESYESYES VAMPIRE BOB!!! (Sorry for not answering sooner I fell asleep+had to get ready for school LOL I'm currently writing this on the bus)

A few other characters get bit too! Some don't get turned, and just DIE, but yk

Garcia? BITTEN! Lila? BITTEN! Streber? BITTEN! Kevin? BITTEN! Hatzgang? CLOSE CALL! Jaune? NOT BITTEN, BUT A VERY CLOSE CALL! Patty? BITTEN! Skid + Pump? SEVERAL CLOSE CALLS!

So ummmmMm idk how to start this so here's a basic rundown of everything that happens differently! This is going to be VERY long, I apologize in advance.

PRE-EPISODE 1:

Yk how Garcia and Bob were in that one picture together? Well uh... that picture never got taken! Both because Bob wouldn't show up in it anyway+because Boys & Grills is only open at night now! Then Bob also bit Garcia at some point, but he didn't turn him into a vampire, he just kills+eats him. RIP Garcia, death #1

EPISODE 1: Bob was about to bite Lila, but was distracted by the spooky dance, but before he could get arrested he kinda had an "oh shit" moment when the police walked in, turned into a bat, and flew off. Jack+John were never able to put him in prison or figure out who it was.

For the rest of the episodes until episode 5, Boys & Grills stays open, and Skid and Pump are shown visiting it a few times!

EPISODE 5: Lila gets bit during the chase scene through her house. Bob still got seasoned tho, cuz funny. Jaune hears what happened to Lila and goes to look for Skid, Pump, her son, and the rest of the Hatzgang with Aaron. Lila doesn't join them cuz she's not exactly conscious right now. Sucks to be Lila, person turned into a vampire #1

Then Bob starts going after Skid and Pump. He follows them to the haunted house, Streber gets bitten, his arm gets ripped off, Bob eats it, but he survives, that's it. Yk what happens there /silly. Leon and Ethan call the police. Sucks to be Streber, person turned into a vampire #2

Bob then follows them to the Candy Club, Kevin pulls the candy thing, but Bob doesn't get distracted by the candy! He doesn't like candy in this AU, actually. So, Bob runs over and bites Kevin. Skid and Pump are like "woah so cool, that looks so real!" and run off. Kevin doesn't get turned, and dies, wompwomp. Rick just went back home, so Kevin's body is kinda there for a while until someone notices. RIP Kevin, death #2

Bob would've bitten a member of the Hatzgang, but he was mainly after Skid + Pump because of how he's already bitten Lila (and he also severely dislikes them) and steals their candy for the hide & seek scene. Jaune and Aaron find the Hatzgang, and explain the situation. Carmen shows up and takes Roy home, so Ross and Robert are the only ones that go with them. Everyone in the hatzgang is safe!

Skid and Pump don't get harmed at all in the hide & seek scene. Bob gets hit by a car after they leave the building, like in canon, and everyone gets in the police car. Skid and Pump are safe!

When Bob reaches through the police car window later on to try and stab everyone, he almost bites Jaune. But Aaron pulls her back with everyone else. Jaune is safe!

The rest of the episode plays out like how it does in canon, except Bob isn't actually dead, he's just unconscious. Boys & Grills closes down the next day.

In the secret ending for episode 5, Bob is brought to the morgue, but since he's not actually dead, he finds Patty there. She gets bitten! Jack + John walk in, witnessing the aftermath, and Bob takes off! Now he's in hiding. Sucks to be Patty, person turned into a vampire #3

Uhhhh this ramble is getting WAY TOO LONG but imma put this funny fun fact anyway: Bob is always really nervous around Father Gregor. Father Gregor is always confused as to why, but it's because he has that cross necklace with him everywhere. Bob would kill him, but he can never seem to catch Gregor at a time where he doesn't have his bag of holy weaponry /silly

Oh and Jaune takes care of Skid now

That's pretty much it :3

[abcwordsurge]

hiii surge, i'm here to bother you with branches thoughts again. I was wondering how the Branches get called to the table (Nash and Army just kinda showed up with someone else, and Coast Guard was... literally called. with a phone.) I think their recruiting slogans would be kinda funny;

Army = Be All You Can Be

Marine Corp = The Few. The Proud. The Marines.

Navy = Forged by the Sea

Air Force = Aim High

Coast Guard = Protect. Defend. Save.

Nat'l Guard = Always Ready, Always There.

Space Force = I can't actually find one for them, but someone said "The Sky is Not the Limit" and I like it so.

they'd need silly ones too, Chair Force Jokes would probably get Air (and maybe even Space) Force to show up. Same with calling Coast 'puddle pirate', or maybe listing the Branches and leaving him out. I can also imagine Gov asking for Marines and Florida pulling out a box of crayons and being like "Mmm fresh crayola, my favorite!" and it works. gov is banging his head on the table why does that work.

hiii :D

this is gonna be a long one so I'll throw a cut down here. for my own sanity

ok I've never heard those recruiting slogans before? idk how I managed to avoid them, but somehow I didn't recognize a single one. but I looked them up, yk, so I could have some context, and I found the FUNNIEST website istg. the link is here but I'm gonna include screenshots of basically the whole article because every single sentence made me laugh

starting with our buddy army!

um. gen alpha army??? giving ipad kid.

apparently they used this slogan in late 1900s, then changed it in 2001, and after trying out "army of one," "warriors wanted," "what's your warrior?" and a few others, came back to this one in 2023. I can just imagine gov trying to figure out which slogan to use to call him because of how often he changes it lol

next, the marines. gonna be real I'm a tøp fan so my first thought was "the few the proud the emotional reference???" still not sure if there's any connection between the two. will look into this later

to everyone reading this: I'll give you $10 if you make a fanfic / comic / whatever where marines says "we're a cult and the Kool aid tastes like kill"

navy!!

haha yeah. this feels very navy. confused and stressed out. love that for him

air force, perhaps my personal favorite

hey, she worked for it! she thinks she's better than everyone else and she's RIGHT!

side note the song "everybody loves me" by onerepublic always makes me think of air force. same vibe as this slogan

coast guard, also up there in my top 3 branches (along with, ofc, air and space)

I didn't know what this meant at first but. apparently. this is what the army does during peacetime

coast guard took this photo then went inside to watch while eating popcorn btw

national guard, "always ready, always there"- tragically not included in the funny article I found

I'm not much of a harry potter fan but "constant vigilance" lives rent free in my mind and this slogan is giving "constant vigilance" iykwim. nat's sleeping with one eye open. I'm sure this is completely ok for his mental health. all the branches are, I'm sure, historically very mentally stable :)

finally, space! I love her

this is really keeping in line with the "we don't know what space force is doing but she may or may not be doing something" hc. love that. she's just there yk? she's around. she's trying to figure out which slogan sounds coolest

as for the funny slogans, "puddle pirate" is actually my favorite thing ever now lol

oh and for convenience, here's an additional ask sent on this topic:

I love "in the navy"! I hadn't heard "john paul jones" before I got this ask but that's pretty good too haha. I'm imagining gov getting florida to call navy and instead florida calls texas and tells him to play this song. bc don't tell me texas doesn't know how to play guitar

and. another thing I'd never heard before. (I'm learning a lot of things through this ask.) the marines eating crayons gag?? that's crazy, I went down a shallow rabbit hole about it, can't believe I've never heard it before

for your enjoyment, here's another link to an article about crayon flavors marines would actually enjoy, including but not limited to, "room temperature pabst blue ribbon," "dry socks and ibuprofen," and "blood of the enemy."

whew. ok. I'm sick so I've had little to do all day but respond to this ask, so thanks for providing emotional sustenance in these rough and trying times, as I go through mental and physical hell (having a cold and mild fever). as always, your ideas made me very happy :D

[teacup-captor]

if it is alright to ask could you say whats it like being a system /lh

sorry in advance if this comes off as rude

HI HI HI HI HI!! Doesn't come off as rude at all no worries <33 you're just asking about my experiences ^^

Ok so. Being a system has maaany parts to it. Let me start off by saying it doesn't feel weird, it just feels normal because it's what you're used to, of course that feels normal! It does however feel a bit strange when you find out you're a system or you're working through stuff because then your whole routine with it changes, so that's a thing

Most noticeable for me is dissociation and memory!! For memory stuff, I often have problem recalling things, like I just genuinely forget a lot of stuff that's happened to me unless it's directly relevant to why I'm sad or what I'm doing. Sometimes I forget so many things all at once that whole chunks of time just turn into a weird blur. For dissociation I've noticed that I'm usually dissociated like. All the time. Things don't feel entirely real at any moment, and sometimes of course I dissociate a lot more

All of this feels like it's just how things go though. Like of course things don't feel real that's what life is for me, of course I don't always remember things-

I feel like I'm going through this too quick or not detailed enough idk- either way! Then there's alters!

No matter who's fronting we still feel like ourselves, people make it seem like if you're a system, every alter except the host feels like an ENTIRELY different person in the WRONG BODY, but that's not it. It's more like. Yeah of course you feel like yourself. You have no idea why the FLIP you acted so different this morning though, that was weird of you, better stop that.

Sometimes it does feel weird of course, like if you're a different age from your body or a different height or species. Age especially, we really feel the difference in maturity when a really young or really old alter fronts

Right now I'm struggling a bit because the thoughts I have in my head aren't the thoughts I'm getting out and I keep forgetting what I want my sentences to say before I finish them (which is also making me confused on what points I'm making) which. Dissociation

And I wanted to say something else but I forgot oh no :(

UM but yeah, sometimes it gets loud in our brain, sometimes we go through something scary and feel a bit different after- it's very hard when you don't know who all your alters are, or when you get new alter and can't figure out who they are, but if you do know who your alters are then it gets a bit easier to find out why you feel different at times, why different alters come to front in certain situations, and it's all really because of trauma

Sometimes you dissociate and sometimes you'll forget things, but if you're a system you'll probably have found some ways to cope with it and gotten used to it, but you can always find more tools to help you!

Sometimes if one of your headmates front they might not be as used to or as comfortable with your friends and they might need some extra time or reassurance to get comfortable

And sometimes your headmates might do things that you don't like or you shouldn't be doing

But all in all we have our resources (simplyplural mainly for communication + notes on our headmates, pluralkit on discord to give us individuality and customization, our own private discord server to organize important information and communicate the most important things, and we also have twinote for more silly fun communication between headmates, and we have so so many friends who are the most niceys!!! Shoutout to our friends!!!)

And we find ways to make things work!! It's not always fun and games, and despite technically having several friends in my head it can get. So lonely, and it can just suck ass so much sometimes to have to find out who we are or to not be able to make decisions for my own life because I (as in my headmate) don't agree with myself (as in me or some other headmate)

If you have any specific questions feel free to ask!! I have no idea how much sense this makes and I don't know if I said what I wanted to say 😭 but I hope you're doing good nonny and if you want to hold hands I am here :]

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

Hello :3

Soo...here Is another jeff the killer x reader.⬇️

Femboy! Jeff the killer x reader

😋

GUH FEMBOYS 🫶🫶

(Btw i know there may be some misconception, but when i say femboy, i am writing about a boy, who identifies as a boy, and just likes dressing/acting feminine. Im not using femboy in a transphobic way, and ill never use it that way)

TW: Brief mentions of abuse

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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Femboy!Jeff x reader

I would think that Jeff grew up in a very emotionally abusive household

His parents were trying to mold him and Liu into what they wanted as kids, rather than just letting them expressing themselves and figuring out who they are as people

And so because of this, Jeff never really got to experiment with his appearance until he joined Slender's manor

It started off very minor, with things like dying his hair, getting his ears pieced, and wearing more alternative styled clothes

Since he was just always raised with the belief that "Boys don't wear makeup or dresses because that's feminine" the thought to act more feminine never really crossed his mind

So I think that he would have only recently started expressing that more feminine side of himself

It was probably you who helped him realize he could tbh

You guys would be talking in your bedroom, just hanging out and he'd bring up that he always wanted to try being more feminine in his appearance, because he likes to confuse people as to what he even is

He just likes looking genderless idk

And you were like "Ok so do that. No one's gonna stop you"

He got quiet for a moment before going "Oh yeah...I guess no one will stop me"

Because of his pride however, he would not wear those things in public for a very long time

Only you could see him in his makeup and dresses

But you manage to convince him to just go out with you and have a photoshoot where both of you are dressed as the opposite sex

This makes him feel more comfortable and confident, because if anyone sees him, he will at least have an excuse as to why he is all dolled up

And of course, someone does see him

"Woah, Jeff dude, you look like you just crawled out of Jane's closet"

"I'm doing a photoshoot, fuck off"

You will have to help him with his makeup, because lord knows his ass does not have steady hands

It frustrates him to no end when his eyeliner isn't even

AND OH MY GOD DOES HE LOOK GORGEOUS

HE'S SO BABYGIRL HE'S SERVING SO MUCH CUNT

Anyways, that's enough of that

I feel like he likes to wear really flowy dresses and big trad goth makeup

He doesn't really like skirts unless they're maxi skirts

When he does eventually get comfortable enough to go out in the manor dressed up, he will get many compliments

And if he goes out in public, you will have to herd him away from all the catcalls

His ego gets such a major boost

Good luck not letting it go to his head

Ben jokes around with him, asking what his drag name is and when he'll be able to bring home money from RuPaul's Drag Race

He's a silly guy, your honor <333

[cbsxreader]

imagine if Christian with an S/o that was a ex BLU mercenary (prolly doesnt have anything to do with his backstory, or maybe they saw it and cant do anything to stop it?) idk I thought its a funny angs- I MEAN silly idea (I got too silly with ideas)

I'M GONNA HAVE TO SPLIT THIS INTO TWO PARTS BC I GOT CARRIED AWAY AND OVER-EXCEEDED THE CHARACTER LIMIT 😘

Christian with an S/o who is an Ex-BLU mercenary Pt.1 (link to Pt.2 at the end)

*takes in breath*

Cw: Implied torture (not graphic), kidnapping, betrayal, death, coming back to life, revenge, murder, swearing, angst, miscommunication maybe?, comfort at the end

It was already pretty tense around the two of them when they both worked for RED and BLU. Because if anyone found about Sniper's and his S/o's relationship, they both get into massive trouble. Either that, or they get put up against each other like the RED Demoman and BLU Soldier.

But other than that they were great together. Dates had to mostly be out in the wilderness both because Sniper didn't like public spaces and they both didn't want to get caught betraying their teams.

It was one cold New Mexico night when Sniper suddenly found himself unable to move and seeing all dark. When his blindfold was taken off, he saw that was tied up in a chair and surrounded by the BLU team. It didn't take long for them to get straight to the point and not leave him wondering.

They didn't take mercy on Sniper, in just a few minutes they made him cough up blood, apparently because he had simply gotten a lot of kills that day. The hard blows from the BLU team didn't seem to end, it was like each team member went ahead and took a turn at hurting him in the way that would bring him the most pain.

Amidst all the blood and the torture, he saw a familiar figure in the doorway. His eyes slightly widened upon seeing his lover before snapping out of it after another hard blow from their Scout.

Sniper had learned from earlier that screaming won't make things better at all for him, plus he was already too weak to call out or get their attention. Instead he sat in the chair, bleeding and panting, hoping he'll make out of this alive.

He looked at his S/o, trying to figure out why they're here, when you're weak and your eyes haven't been left out of the torture it isn't easy to read a person from afar. But what he could make out was that their spy came up to them, said something and made them leave.

His eyes widened, his only comfort left him to be tortured. Then Sniper became fearful, thinking that he's completely doomed by fate, that there's no one to save him, not even his lover. As he watched his S/o slip away, he pleaded in his mind that they wouldn't leave, but they kept going forward, away from him. Lost in his own thoughts and confusion, he didn't hear the barking orders of the BLU soldier and only snapped out of it when he heard a shotgun getting loaded. But it's too late, loud one bang and he was dead.

After he miraculously comes back to life, he's both confused and revengeful. Confused on why the hell he's alive and suddenly so powerful, revengeful because of his torture and betrayal.

Though it's not too long before he comes back to kill his torturers. With determination, an array of sharp weapons and a cold look, he fearlessly steps into the BLU base.

"I'm gonna get payback, and there won't be any little miracle to bring you back like it did for me..." He whispers to himself.

Oh, the way the BLUs' faces contort into fearful expressions when they see what a monster they had created.

Brutal easily tears the mercenaries' bodies apart. The rush of true bloodshed is like nothing he had ever experienced before. But it feels good. As his heart steadily pumps in his chest, adrenaline rushes everywhere it can. Slowly but surely, the corners of his mouth curve up at this newfound joy.

He counts off the mercenaries in his head, keeping track of who hasn't witnessed what he now could do. One..two..three...

He always ached for the fear in the BLUs' eyes when their weapons didn't work against him or only slightly stopped him before he attacked again. Four...five...six...

As a sniper, he had always been left in the dust, considered weak or a coward for keeping his distance from the heart of battle. Well, not anymore. Seven...eight...nine..

One more...His lover. Ex-lover? He doesn't know, yet.

While he wanders through the base, his S/o runs towards Ms. Pauling who was sent to see what was going on. She wants to investigate but upon hearing what horrors have occurred, both of them speed right back away, leaving the building in the horizon.

It's a few days later when Brutal finally tracks down where Pauling had hidden his S/o. Down underground, behind thick metal doors. His determination to find his S/o makes it easy to get past any obstacles. He looks all around, quietly searching the place and keeping his ears perked up for anything.

But all it takes is for a stray bullet to be accidentally dropped on the cold floor to let him know where to go. His head snaps in the direction of the sound and then he takes off, his footsteps echoing through the big building.

Meanwhile, his S/o is trying to keep their composure, but how can they when something tore through their entire team and now they have to face it alone. They had run after a weapon once they heard doors being ripped open, knowing it's the thing that killed their team.

They think of running away but they realize that they've already been found thanks to a slight clumsy move. They could only await the danger that's coming for them. Whatever it was.

Their eyes widen when they saw what looked like a sniper in dark clothing with nightmarish red eyes. But, their sniper was killed...it can't be...

They don't have much time to think before he charges at them. He easily gets them in his grasp and disarms them. With confusion and fear in their eyes, they can only look at the killer that massacred their colleagues as he pins them to the wall.

PART TWO HERE

[grossdyke]

i have never thought of regudora as being romantic before but then i thought of them as best friends with lesbian pandora and mtf regulus who is so lost within herself she never even thinks of transitioning so they never really discover their true feelings for each other they know there's something and maybe one day Pandora gets Regulus in a dress and there's just this moment where Pandora thinks oh and sees it but Regulus refuses to and never wears a dress again. And it's just a tragedy and can never be because Regulus is too in her head to fully let her full self out. pandora leaves town and regulus never sees her again. (it would also be the case of regulus transitioning later in life and they meet again and they finally understand what those feelings they felt actually are but i'm not sure if regulus would ever allow herself to get there)

i dont know i thought you might see the vision a little bit

sorry this is so late !!!! 🤍

honestly i’ve never really been able to see regudora as romantic either…. and i think it’s because im too fond of their platonic relationship so i dont really wanna mess with it ??? like i can potentially see the appeal but idk……..

BUT !!! lesbian regudora could be so sweet and i love lesbian mtf regulus more than anything. usually i consider him a nonbinary he/him lesbian but maybe it’s time to ponder reg and some femininity…… i am always weak for girls and girlhood……

this is actually so sweet and miserable at the same time…. i’m imagining those fragile quiet intimate moments where pandora lends reg a dress during a sleepover and maybe it starts a bit as a joke (but not really), like just doing silly things together and having fun, the kind of things that only happens during your youth and while giggling and trying to stay up all night. the tension…… all of it… the confusing teenage years where everything feels like the end of the world and you have all of these confusing feelings and they’re both too young to figure it out :((((

AND THEN THEY MEET AGAIN…… and everything clicks and makes sense… im picturing a rom com type of reunion…… oh im Weak…

mwah thank you for sharing this with me this was so lovely!! 🤍🤍🤍

[blackjackkent]

Wandered into the shop across from Danthelon's, called "Carm's Garms", and was immediately accosted by a young man trying to pick a fight with Hector.

"Put 'em up! Put 'em up!"

Hector continues to be utterly baffled by the people of this city. And while he was invited to any number of sparring matches at the monastery, no one has ever used this particular phrasing, so he has literally no idea what this man is talking about.

"Put what up?" he says with innocent confusion.

The young man's eyes go wide with excitement.

"Yay! You spoke to me! Nobody ever talks to me!" he says eagerly.

"Your fists, silly! I'm trying something out! My name's Naaber, adventurer-to-be, soon to be the best adventurer anyone's ever seen!"

His arms drop to his sides and then he knits his eyebrows with an expression of deep thought. "As soon as I figure out what kind of adventurer I'm going to be." He grins at Hector brightly. "What do you think? Could I be a fighter?"

Oh my god. XD

IDK how I thought we were going to get all the way through this game without a Noober reference. (For those who did not play the previous games - there is always an NPC (Noober in BG1, Nüber in Siege of Dragonspear, and Neeber in BG2) who appears in a particular area and just follows you around, interrupting you with repeated conversations and talking about inane stuff. Think Conrad Verner vibes. And here is his spiritual successor. XD )

Hector, of course, is unaware of all of this context and is happy to help a young man desiring his advice. He counseled many young acolytes in his time at the monastery, of course, and trained alongside them and helped them grow as fighters too.

So he nods agreeably. "Why don't you actually fight me, and I'll tell you?"

Naaber, unfortunately, folds almost immediately.

"Um... sure. I'll just... raise my fists and..."

"Urgh. It's no use. I can't do it. Guess old Naaber's more of a talker than a fighter."

Hector gives him a slightly bemused smile. "Maybe pick a different career," he suggests gently.

"Phew!" Naaber says cheerfully at once. "I was hoping you'd say that! To tell you the truth, I don't actually like hurting people very much. Or getting hurt. It's a good job I ran into you!"

He grins brightly, turns, and runs off, leaving Hector standing baffled behind him.

[sunnychuuya]

Pookie what the flip is this I'll answer them tho lmao at least I'll try it might be slightly venty so srry about thar

yea most of the time I geuss. They suck a little sometimes but they try their best and I love them

2. My gc with my besties to say gn

3. So. So. So fucking much.

4. Its been getting a lot better lately but some days I still feel actually sickened at the sight of my own body

5. Single..

6. Painlessly. Hopefully much much later.

7. Taco belllll

8. I did soccer for a year when I was 4 and I want to attempt figure skating at some point, I'm really good at goalie in alot of games though

9. No I have two fake teeth that stop me from doing that (lore drop!!)

10. Never been in a fight. Just one sided against me if I wasn't absolutely fucking terrified of getting in trouble I would've beaten the shit outta some people, I suppose the closest thing I ever got was in 5th grade some dude was a repeated bully of mine I can't remember what it was about this time but he fucking grabbed my arm and twisted it like this fucking close to breaking it and I tried to kick him in the balls and a teacher yelled at me 🥰 he had no consequences

11. I mean I'm a Lil confused. I just got out of my first ever real relationship and I'm still recovering tbh. But I had liked my friend for three years previously and I still love him alot but I can't tell if it's platonic or not. I think it is now?

12. O n l y 48 hrs?

13. I hate alot of people tbh but I kinda hate myself for hating them cuz that's normal

14.yea

15. MY SILLY PUPPIES (one is 11 years old)

16. Fucking terrified cuz I'm about to play the second episode of sally face

17. I still have my lip virginity bro

18. HELL SPAWN

19. Maybe. I kinda wanna be a little kid again but also it wasn't the greatest for me outside of my house so I don't even know.

20. bRO PELASE STOP I HAVENT-

21. Nothing lmao

22. Idk maybe someday. Probably one maximum 2

23. Basic ear piercings but God I want more

24. English and science.

25. Yes.

26. Physical touch I need to cuddle up with someone right now I genuinely feel like I'm dying

27. I mean yea and I feel horrendous about it it broke my heart too but it wasn't a healthy relationship and was fucking up both of us

28. YES IN FUCKING FIFTH GRADE- I SWEAR TK GOD- I don't think he understood but like bruh

29. Please you're making me want to grab a knife and take it to my stomach I didn't want too but it needed to happen.

30. Same as sai, the questiond about relationships but for a different reason like God I felt horrendous enough already

31. Sai how fuckin dare you I love u okay ur like super cool and fun and I feel if I met you irl I would've wanted to be friends with you too. But I'm pretty sure I am. I just still sometimes have trouble believing it.

32. OURPLE

33. Whaaat noooo- WHO FUCKING TOLD YOU-

34. Last one thar wasn't jusr black was about choso from jjk and it was really silly I'm such a fucking degenerate bro help me

35. My dog clifford

36. Yes oh fuck yes I do and it has given me some of my worst regrets in life

37. Forgive, barely ever turns out well tho.

38. I wish its sucked tbh

39. NEVAH

40. proly when I was like a baby

In skipping numbers too for my brain to work

51. Tacoss

52. I mean technically yes it does I could go into science but I'm sure thats not what you mean, but no I do not believe everything happens for a reason because of some higher power or whatever

53. Played sally face for an hour then texted some friends cuz I was too fucking scared to sleep

54. Fuck no

55. I try not to be

56. None

57. I dunno.

58. Rainy

59. Yesss

60. Yup

61. Yeess

62. Idk alot of things surprisingly anime/friends/kpop tho r all great and video games

63. I like my name but it doesn't always feel like it fits but there's nicknames that help :3

64. STOP THIS

65. Heyyy this happened to me. I politely turned him down and we r still besties I went to his house 2 weeks ago

66. Yes. Same friend. When I went to his house he snorted fun dip and I RANTED to him about kpop for 30 minutes even tho he knows nothing

67. OH FUCK WAIT ONE OF MY BESTIES ID A TRANS DUDE I FORGOT HE TECUNIXALLY COUNTS AS OPPOSITE SEX KINDA IDK CUZ SEX IS LIKE ??? I DONT FUCKIN KNOW IG HIM BUT IF WE DONT MEAN GENDER BUT SEX THEN THE SAME DUDE FROM THE LAST TWO

68. Deepest within the last month was a 3am sleepover chat with my bestie over how mha saved my life

69. Idk

70. Yea at least 10 ppl

@mypinterestgotbannedsoimherenow totally understand if u don't feel like answering these btw they r kinda hard

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[ihateeverything101]

sorry the whole timetable is confusing and i get it mixed up as well becaus he last few months have been hell. Char lost his job a few months ago, before i went to OH. he had started talking to Katie around that same time. i didn't understand how serious it was because they were video chatting everyday while i was at work. i knew he was talking to someone else but i didn't realize. i could've asked questions but i was. i don't think he tries to lie or mislead but i didn't understand their closeness. i don't know what made me realize it but i realized on most / all days. i leave for work, he goes back to sleep or watched youtube and masturbates. when he wakes up at 12PM he showers and then video chats with Katie. i'm sure it's not everyday but. he didn't tell me this. he didn't tell me hey, there is this girl that i am very interested in and we've been getting really close. no. anyways. he didn't explicitly tell me that, again idk how i figured it out or found out but if i never did. i would've been knocked off my feet even more so!! anyways

Char lost his job, he was already talking to Katie, i traveled to OH, when I was back in CO he told me that she was looking at flights, next day he tells me she booked a flight for a trip of 6 days. (wow 6 days where you get to relax and chill with my partner 1:1. sexual things, romantic things, lazy things. haha!! i don't even get an hour of that. my jealous pettiness) then a middle period of calm. then Char broke up with Steff. things were weird, we were still hanging out as a family, she wanted hugs and soft things but things were completely different. we had a plan to switch around the rooms so she could sleep separately and have a bathroom to herself. then this weekend Steff was gone all weekend without telling us she would be gone so long, if we needed to take care of the animals, or anything.

it's difficult because she shouldn't have to abide by our rules but honestly even when you're platonic roommates you have to respect the house or the animals. liek we have a dog and if we didn't let him out he would've had to go to the bathroom inside. i think this is kinda silly point to be stuck on because yes that is true but we could've reached out to her at any point but Char didn't want to.

anyways. she did that this weekend and that really pissed Char off. Steff doesn't like how Char reacts or is handling things either so now it is understood that it will be easier if we are roommates and don't have any softness or inbetween. but our finances and so many things are still connected so it makes it impossible to act and be roommates

basically through all of this i've gotten pushed out. not really but. i used to have an office, that is now her bedroom. it makes sense. my "office" and my desk are now in the basement where all of his things are. there is barely enough room for me and we have to coexist in this space together. i like listening to music, he doesn't like listening. this is random: he plays guitar but i cant remember the last time i heard him play, he used to play when i was in the kitchen or really any time. he played for me all the time and i always made sure to tell him how i liked listening to him play so that he wouldn't stop playing for me or think that didn't enjoy it. he doesn't play anymore, im sure his own depression and emotions go into it but it insulting. i know he plays for Katie. he plays for her very frequently. for Katie he can push himself but for me, he wants and needs the easy route.