#ideally I'd give him to my sister but idk how well he'd do with so many dogs and cats

[furshrimps]

I'm soooo 🤏 close to messaging my trainer if she knows somebody who would be a good fit for Sammy and his issues.

The more time goes by the more I think about this idea. I don't think I can give him the quality of life that he deserves and needs anymore.

The most noticeable thing for me is that he's regressed with grooming a lot and I don't have the (physical and mental) energy to put the constant effort in that would be required to improve that. Same goes for muzzle training, and he needs that done. I just don't have that anymore. Training fun things here and there is a whole other matter, but this is something that needs to be done continuously and with a lot of patience. I think he might be better off with someone else at this point.

[fyodior]

omggg me for the matchup

We'll just say my nickname is B. I'm 22 and a physics major/math minor. I work full time as a bartender atm but I hope to get my PhD and live a life where I never have to work customer service ever again. I'm a Capricorn sun, Leo moon, Scorpio rising, ISTP, apparently a type 8 enneagram. I'm the oldest of three siblings and I'd do absolutely anything for my brother and sister.

I have two ferrets who are the closest thing to children I will ever have. I love the arts and finding ways to express myself through hair, clothes, tattoos/piercings, etc. Speaking of, I have a mullet. It's not dyed rn because I'm too lazy to keep up with bleaching my hair so it's just brown. I drive a station wagon cause I'm exceptionally queer.

I've lived my entire life in the mountains so I really want to go to grad school abroad or at least in a city bc I love uprooting my life and starting over and being an anonymous menace to society.

Fun fact! I wasn't even going to go to college, I was just gonna join the circus because I did 15 years of ballet and gymnastics and never thought I could afford school. I always wanted to be one of the people that dances on the silk ropes. I had a wonderful high school science teacher that helped me apply and encouraged me to pursue an academic life. I do art as stress relief thus my blog.

I have no preference for who I do or don't get matched with bc I love these things and hearing what other people think <3

! B x Kunikida !

★ OK OK i feel like this maybe wouldn't have been ur first choice but hear me out

★ i get the sense that you have very strong morals and values, and are very firm in what u believe in. similar to a certain sexy bloody blonde man

★ you're a fuckin ride or die. you would do anything no questions asked for your siblings, and that's something kunikida really respects and admires in you

★ you also both hardcore give oldest sibling energy

★ physics major/math minor and a former algebra teacher. cmon.

★ though kunikida can be kind of a straight edge, especially appearance wise, but i think there is a very big difference between the standards he holds for himself and the standards he holds for a partner. and he absolutely LOVES your style and loves how you use it to express yourself.

★ he really has an appreciation for the arts as well; he loves his silly little special notebooks, he has an eye for the finer things. your art fascinates him. he loves watching you create, and loves to pick your mind to better understand your creative process.

★ i can see really sweet, calm nights with the two of you where he reads or scribbles down some thoughts while you sketch or draw. there's comfortable silence, maybe some music or a podcast or tv show on in the background. an occasional glance over at what you're doing, and you ask for periodic updates on what he's reading or thinking about. peaceful moments are something the two of you really treasure, especially together.

★ kunikida would just be fascinated with you and what makes you, you. your past in ballet and gymnastics amazes him, and he wants to learn everything about it. its so different from what he's known and you would expose him to so many new topics and ideals and personalities that he never would've experienced before. he's a man about learning and i think you could teach him a lot.

★ he would definitely have to take time to come around to the ferrets, he'd be a little skittish around them at first dkfjdkfj he just doesn't seem like a ferret guy but i envision him eventually coming to love them even more than u do. and suddenly walking in the door one day and seeing him cradling one of them like a baby idk how u hold ferrets

★ it is. so funny that you're an enneagram 8 bc that is exactly what i headcanon kunikida to be. this can be good and bad. you both are very headstrong and have firm opinions and ideas, and are both very straightforward speakers, but you might have trouble showing and communicating emotions. and both of your desires to be very self-reliant may make it difficult to put trust into the other. but both of you are rational, mature adults that can logically work this out, it would so work.

★ you guys would so bond over your appreciation for academia, and i think he'd be a bit jealous of your continued path within it. but of course always supportive hehehhehe

★ and god pls teach this man some stress relief outlets he so desperately needs it

★ i don't think kunikida would be huge on PDA, but if you get him home just the two of you, he's stuck to you like a fucking koala. i dont know why i can just see the two of you coexisting so well

can i be the flower girl at your guys' wedding. thank u and goodbye