#id bully him relentlessly (if you said anything negative about him you'd have my knuckles permanently ingrained in your face)
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My type in men?? Everything stiles stilinski
#see i refer to myself as a lesbian because i wouldn't let a shlong near me if you put a gun to my head#but fictional men don't count#and men in real life only appeal to me if they're stiles coded (i haven't met a single on of those in my admittedly few years on this earth)#stiles stilinski#id have the fattest crush on him (and guys like him) if i met him irl#my man my man my man#stiles#he invented my type#he is my type's blueprint#or at least in men#immediately head over hills#id bully him relentlessly (if you said anything negative about him you'd have my knuckles permanently ingrained in your face)#okay am i bisexual? not sure. 95% of the time men disgust and perplex me. but that 5% i want one. i want a golden retriever coded moron#in my pocket at all times#to be protected at all costs#that's just life tho
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