#i. a sailor and a doctor walk into a bar and i've never been good at telling jokes ( general : crack )

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       💖 kraken my beloved  💖

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    @moonwoken     /     because flirting has never really gone smooth with these two and that isn’t going to change anytime soon . 

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      @tlmelcss     /      felicity,  bucky and a whole lot of emotional support knives. 

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     WE LOVE RANDOM QUOTES IN THIS HOUSEHOLD  !                @evermxre

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    i cope with ship feels by making memes   ( @theirundyinglight  ) 

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   @boyancient    /     i’m going to need someone to tell me who the adult is in this dynamic because i’m  pretty sure it aint gilderoy . 

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 WE LOVE RANDOM QUOTES IN THIS HOUSEHOLD  !                @evermxre

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[      buck ,      beating up a hydr* officer for threatening nat   ]          that’s the mother of my bear child you bitch   ! 

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      @theasteriae      /       is she wrong though ? 

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marian  :    the stars are beautiful tonight robin :   you know who else is beautiful ? marian  :    *blushes* robin :  england when we solve the issue of the systematic oppression of the lower class by the hands of the rich upper class  :)   

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        WE LOVE RANDOM QUOTES IN THIS HOUSEHOLD  !                 @evermxre​

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      @magioffire     /     vali ,     adelé and so many fucking unresolved issues apparently . 

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                 hello my name is mani and i will be your meme guide for today

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archie kennedy when he meets a man who doesn’t quote shakespeare for fun and cannot name all actors and actresses working in the london scene at that very moment . 

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email to jac: hello professor, i will be a little late to class today. i am not sure how late, but i will be there. i have been trying to find a way out of my room for over 20 minutes. there is a very big bug between me and the door and when i move, it moves, and when it flies its wings make this awful whirring noise like some vassal of horror. we are locked in a stalemate and i am at every disadvantage, and i am wholeheartedly convinced the bug is aware of this. respectfully, i am in tears.   

[     email ,     send 08:16    ]       i am afraid  [     email ,     send 08:24    ]       apologies.     i fear the former email send before i was finished.    i am afraid that under normal circumstances i could not excuse a student being late to class.   do you expect the great nelson to have left his mark on naval history if he himself had been locked in a stalemate with a bug   (  no matter how large it might be  )  ?    no  !     it is of the utmost importance that you show bravery in these trying times.    i will excuse your lateness to class, but just this time.   learn how to roll with the punches like a dungbeetle on shit.    kind regards. 

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                    and we like it like that   !     @iinmortales