#i've trusted them for literally decades now and they put out defective chips for the 13th and 14th generation i5 i7 and i9

[ageless-aislynn]

Georgette's mystery, solved at last. Her Intel 13th gen i9 processor was defective from the start. 😑

They're offering to extend my utterly useless warranty for "up to" 2 more years. You know, the warranty where they wanted to charge me $100 to get a phone call where they'd tell me how to reset Windows? The thing I've not only done dozens of times with computers over the years, but have already done 3 times on Georgette. So yeah, that's a prize for sure.

Oh well, at least I feel a little bit vindicated that it WASN'T something I did wrong and, no matter how many times Dell insisted there was nothing wrong with her, there definitely WAS something wrong with her on a deeply fundamental level.

Poor Georgette. Her life span will be shortened because of this. But she's trying so hard to be a good PC now. I was able to install the Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster and she's playing it like a champ, Denuvo Anti-Cheat and all. Good girl. They put a demon in you right from the start but you're trying so hard now. *patpat*

Pictured: me, Eobard and a good girl, trying so hard