#i've had fun with this story but i need to work on Literally Anything Else™ now

[wickedhawtwexler]

i will not be meeting my nanowrimo goal for the month and i'm ok with that 💅

[alpacaparkaseok]

Fic Authors Self-rec

When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written/fics you’re most proud of, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

I was tagged by @ahundredtimesover​ and @ratherbefangirling​ a little bit ago and I’m LATE but this is the sweetest tag game! I chose a few that I maybe don't talk about as much (I've ranted and raved over 7 Secrets as it was my first series), some that I think those who want to dig through my masterlist might love just as much as I have!

How to Sell Sunshine (mafia au, reader is the mafia boss which makes everything better)

OBVIOUSLY I had to put this on the list. It's reaching its finale, I've been working on it for nearly a year, and it's been a wild ride that's pushed me to explore new aus and creativity. The story, the plot, is definitely my favorite. It's by far the most plot-driven of any of my series, and it's been so much fun to interact with everyone on this journey!

Cheap Seats (nosy neighbor!Jin, but hey, he pays half your cable bill so you're not complaining)

You know that one State Farm commercial where the girl sits by her open window of her apartment to watch her neighbors TV through their open window? Yeah, Seokjin is your nosy neighbor that pays half your cable bill in exchange for watching The Bachelorette through your open windows which are very close to each others. Literally one of my favorite ideas because Jin would totally be that neighbor.

Falling, falling (Slytherin!Tae x Gryffindor!Reader, so basically my dream come true)

YES. The possibly only?? enemies to lovers one shot on my masterlist (idk why. I love writing those.) which I did for a collab and I had so much fun with. I don't know if it was the setting (big HP nerd over here) or the fact that I got to dive into my Slytherin Roots™, but the dynamic between these two was a blast and I want more but that means I'd have to write more and I'm not doing that lol.

Sunkissed (greek gods au, Hobi being a better Apollo which is what the world really needs)

You know that feeling of the first ray of sun peeking through your window on a day when you awake feeling rested and at peace? That feeling that you wanted to capture in a bottle?? It's a short piece, one that I wrote out of the blue one day, and it feels soft and warm and tinged with just enough angst/spiciness that I reread it probably the most out of anything else on my masterlist.

Also, Hobi.

BTS Members as… (sometimes I ask you guys for random prompts, and I write up something small for it. BTS Member as months of the year is one of my favs and I aspire to capture the inspiration I had that day again lol)

Hi, it's me. Lover of all things angst and sentimental and finding meaning in months of the year. Proud of this one.

if you're curious, follow the link in my bio to check out my masterlist! there's a lot there to sift through, so good luck lol.

tagging: (and sorry if you've already been tagged for this, like I said I showed up late) @sor-vette @still-with-koo @parkdatjimin @park-jimin-isnt-real @btsroyalwilds

[didiwaffles]

My ex messaged me again. He does it once in a while. Saying hi, how are you, what're you doing, etc. Sometimes I ignore him. When I'm in bad mood. Sometimes I answer, telling him that my life is perfect (without him). Usually it ends up with him asking me out.

Now, look. We broke 2 years ago I guess? And he still messages me. Like, does he expect me to not find someone else? What's with this "you're such a loser that no one would date you anyway". Well, yeah, I hadn't had a date since then but for different reasons. Does he really expect me to come back just like this? Oh boy, he must be incredibly dumb then.

I'd say I'm having fun watching him running after me, but... That's not what he's doing? Well, at least not in my opinion.

We've been dating for few months and I left as soon as I started to feel uncomfortable near him. But looking back, I see now there was much more, that I didn't see back then. And I'm happy I left. And I won't come back. Even if I'm on the edge.

You know those Good Guys™? He definitely one of them. Along with my brother. I hope they both go straight to hell.

I broke up with him by message. Thankfully we live far away from each other. So what he did? Uhm, nothing? He didn't do anything at all. As always though. He didn't call me. Didn't ask me why. Like it was a joke. But it wasn't. And he didn't care. Why again I should go out with you?

Probably, he thinks that if he has a dick, that means every girl would quiver before him. Guess what? No.

So, why I left, huh? OK, I'll try to remember now. First that comes to mind, is when he tried to teach me how to cook. Why, thank you, Your Fucking Highness. So there was short period (three days) when we lived in the same flat. And I was cooking for his dumb fucking ass. And he just went to kitchen and started with how I do everything wrong. Boy oh boy that pissed me off. I am EXTREMELY uncomfortable when someone is on kitchen when I'm cooking. But lecturing me? Are you fucking what? Do it yourself, if you're so smart. But, no, the end was when she took a pan with still boiling oil (!) and decided to wash it (!) under cold water! I think something died inside of me back then.

Another one. So if we were gonna make something serious out of our relationships, we needed to think about somewhere to live. He lived with parents, so did I. And oh boy he found brilliant solution. Yeah, I will buy us a flat. Cool story bro. Yeah, suggestion, which can be made only buy true Man™.

His friends... Is something special. If being short, he yelled at me that I wasn't talking much during our hang out. He literally yelled at me for that! So they were preparing for wedding, and was talking about that, then they started to talk about their inside stuff, which I had no clue about. I was listening to their completely uninteresting crap for two hours just to be yelled at. Ugh. Do you want to talk about our God and Saviour Oda-sensei? Warcraft, maybe? Ugh, I'm not sure what else I was interested in at the time. SAO? Supernatural? No? Then shut the fuck up and leave me be.

But line was crossed a bit later. He went on work and forgot how to use Google and probably phone in general. So I needed to search the address for him on maps and then send it through Whatsup. It appeared at the evening that he's dumb and got lost. And I am of course the one to blame. Sure, why not? But he wasn't satisfied just making me feel awful. So I tried to apologize (for what again? ahh, whatever) and all I got was... Nothing? He ignored me? Like, I get it, women like assholes, and those who cold to them, right? Well, it looks that day he learned that it's not like that. Did he even learned? Who cares.

I was thinking all night. And then left. Because I didn't want to be with someone, who would be cold towards me. I've got my lesson. And haven't had a single date since then. Because fuck you.

Now, let me tell you, sweety. I would buy a flat for them. I would hug them when they feeling bad. I would apologies even if I did nothing wrong. I would give them my jacket if they're cold, even if I'm feeling cold. I would cook their favourite food. If they have bad mood, I would go on the other side of the world to comfort them. I would do anything for them. For my girlfriend. But you're not my girlfriend. If you call yourself a Man, be so nice, and act like one. If not, too bad for you. I don't like idea of dating girl who think she's not one.

I mean I would gladly date trans boy. Or trans girl. Or cis girl. Or cis boy. Or anyone really. Except for Nice Guy™. Sorry, pal. You're not from my league. Go fuck yourself. Maybe even literally. I don't give a fuck.