#i've been told that everyone in a five mile radius can figure out how i feel about a situation by simply looking at me

[ashtcnirwin]

if i was in the business of posting my face on here, there's no reality in which i wouldn't be dropping daily selfies to depict my genuine reactions to the takes i'm forced to perceive every time i open the twitter app

[pythoness94]

Hello! Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers.

@the-aphelion-archives Alright! I'll lets see here. Mhm...

One: My hair, it's actually really fluffy and low effort. I can take a brush through it and it looks like what people on tiktok take hours to do. I have it in a Robin Buckley type bob right now (I was going for my usual Mike Wheeler season 4 I've had for the past two years but I accidentally cut it lopsided when I got distracted so it's a bob now.) I love it when people touch my hair ngl.

two: (this is actually really hard ngl) My sense of humor if that counts. I actually like to think i'm quite funny. (Please nobody drag me in the comments, my self esteem is already on the ground and my 7 bottles of pills on my next say so.) and I make my friends laugh so thats good enough for me.

three: my hands I suppose. My girl loves to hold them, and I've been told I got musician hands which makes me very happy since I like to play guitar and violin.

four: (fuck I'm actually struggling guys PLEASE.) How much shit i collect. I get very happy having things from my favorite intellectual property's. (The Finn Wolfhard extended universe shrine mocks me with the center piece being a poster my girl bought me for my birthday. Yes i am buying that Mike Wheeler painting funko pop the moment I can get my grubby mitts on it. I'm trying to get my hands on Trevor Spengler merch who is arguably my favorite Finn Wolfhard character but there seems to be none. People, send me links i'm BEGGING. I'm also trying to get my hands on those ST fucking bath and body works candles but they're sound out in, i'm not joking, a 50-mile radius of me. I've checked.) So my entire room is PLASTERED in things I like. The entire Rick Riordan book series in on a shelf in my room, I have two exclusive figures of Lara croft in tomb raider. And 7 pokeballs with REAL gold cards of the pokemon with 5 of them unopened. (I will post a picture if anybody wants to see.) I LOVE my shit guys. It's the neurodivergent in me

five: My sense of style! It's been called divorced dad fashion by everyone I know. It's also been called "Stereotype California" which is remarkable because I am Californian and totally don't do that on purpose because i think it's funny. It's also been called "Airport Mike Wheeler on steroids" and "Richie Tozier if he had access to a Old Navy and Ross) which have to be my favorites. It's also the fact I am, to this day, Divorced dad in one of my friends phone. @i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs called me something else that I can't remember rn.

Thanks for the ask and I hope this is what you wanted!