#i've barely aged since i was just an old looking teenager (consequently always on alcohol buying duty) | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

somecunttookmyurl · 1 year

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just stopped in at morrisons to get cigarettes and the old lady behind the counter looked at me, started to say "do you have any ID?", looked at me again, and said "oh nah you're alright" without finishing the question like. ouch? i mean i'm glad you don't wanna see my ID because i absolutely do not have any on me my passport is.... in a different bag.... somewhere. but still. come on, man.

#dont get me wrong i havent been routinely IDd for anything since i was about 14 #i've barely aged since i was just an old looking teenager (consequently always on alcohol buying duty)#briefly looked my age in my mid 20s #and now look younger #NOT being IDd at all doesn't bother me like i don't carry ID because it almost never happens. it's fine #but changing your mind halfway through is like #wow #really #you could have finished the question so i could say 'aw thanks but no i'm 33'#and then just serve me bc you already decided i was old enough #y'ain't have to vocalise it

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