#i've always wanted to make this huge wife small hubby dynamic

[marsian-tango]

Y'ALL I NEED HEEEELP. Yandere alien has been calling me non stop. He's asking me to tell you to quit your job?? he's saying that he has some wealth back on his planet and he can bring it here???

I didn't even know that he was wealthy but apperentaly he's the son of—how do I put it nicely?...the descendants of the biggest colonizers on the galaxy. So, yeah, he's rich rich.

And he also wants you to meet his parents since you guys are practically married now. But I don't think that's a good idea. His mum is a nice lady, but she has a TON of tentacles and she's really touchy.

Don't get me wrong, his parents would love you! You're the cute human that made their son stay on this planet so you must be very nice and special.

But please do what he says. HE'S BEEN CALLING ME EVERY DAY. I CAN'T SLEEP, I CAN'T EAT, I CAN'T SHOWER, HE'S ALWAYS CALLING!

So suck it up. Meet his parents. Quit your job. Accept his money. And don't complain.

You're his spouse now. Everything is now on you. Make him happy and let him do whatever he wants, that way it's easier for everybody.

These are his parents. They're wearing their traditional marriage necklaces, but because his dad's necklace is too big for him he uses it as a belt.

Yandere alien has his mother's height and his father's hair, and when he was little he was constantly told that he had his grandfather's eyes (but his grandfather was a bit of a loony so we don't talk about him...)