#i've already hit 5k! which doesn't sound like a lot

[pinkgrapefloyd]

god I've missed writing spirk. save me awkward vulcan family dinner

[themculibrary]

Snow Masterlist 2

part one

6 times starmora drank hot chocolate (ao3) - Z0ESC4PSHAW gamora/peter N/R, 5k

Summary: Different scenarios in which the guardians (mainly starmora) drink hot chocolate.

A Normal Christmas Story (ao3) - Inktastic1711 bucky/clint G, 2k

Summary: Clint just wants to give Bucky the Christmas he deserves.

as long as you love me so (let it snow) (ao3) - Word_Addict gamora/peter G, 500

Summary: Just 500-ish words of stand-alone Starmora fluff!

Cold Nights (ao3) - Elvarya85 (kaijuerotica) clint/phil T, 2k

Summary: Clint hated the cold. Because the cold made him clumsy. And when he got clumsy, he made mistakes. And mistakes get you killed.

Falling Like Snow (ao3) - STARSdidathing loki/tony T, 10k

Summary: Tony shouldn't have been out in the forest alone. It wasn't because he should have feared the 'fearsome beast', it was because he should never have trusted good weather.

First Snow (ao3) - Avidreader6 clint/phil G, 748

Summary: Clint is running with Sam, Steve, and Bucky when it starts to snow.

If You Lived Here, You'd Be Home Now (ao3) - vorkosigan steve/tony T, 12k

Summary: "Hold that thought," Tony said into his phone. "I apparently just got hit by a hitchhiker." "You hit a hitchhiker?" Happy sounded horrified. "What? Am I talking to a wall? I got hit by a hitchhiker."

Having just broken up with Pepper, Tony is driving to California on Christmas Eve. When he picks up a hitchhiker, he hardly expects him to be the former Captain America, defrosted and on the run from SHIELD.

It's Too Cold For This (ao3) - Shadowstar sam/hulk T, 2k

Summary: After an explosion at an AIM facility scatters the Avengers, Sam and Hulk have to find somewhere to regroup for the night.

I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm (ao3) - mozzysticks (mbbmdymm) sam/bucky M, 3k

Summary: After Bucky convinces Sam on a pre-Christmas Cabin getaway to Wisconsin, love ensues.

Let it Snow (ao3) - DizzyRedhead darcy/sam M, 1k

Summary: It's the first snow of the season on Asgard, and Darcy drags Sam out to play

Oh, the Weather Outside is Frightful (ao3) - enigma731 gamora/peter G, 832

Summary: Peter teaches Groot how to have a snowball fight. He'll probably regret it for the rest of his life.

Seasonal Requisites (ao3) - MusicalLuna T, 3k

Summary: It's a PR event.

Snow Days (ao3) - Kellyscams steve/bucky M, 2k

Summary: Steve and Bucky spend a happy morning after a snowy night.

Snow Day (ao3) - neversaydie steve/bucky M, 5k

Summary: Neither he nor Steve can stand the cold these days, for obvious reasons, so the thermostat in their apartment is always turned up high without either of them having to admit weakness and ask for it. But this isn't their apartment. This is the stupid fucking vacation someone in his extensive 'treatment team' suggested, which they obviously had to take in the middle of winter. In the middle of fucking nowhere. So far away from civilisation, in fact, that apparently they don't know what central heating is.

Bucky's had worse, sure, but he doesn't have to have worse anymore. That's why he's so adamantly against it.

[in which Bucky has a bad day in the middle of nowhere, but there are fluffy sweaters and snow and coffee and asshole cats to pet, and Steve makes it easier to be a person.]

Snow Day (ao3) - rubygirl29 clint/phil, steve/bucky M, 1k

Summary: A snowstorm in New York means different things for Clint and Phil than for Steve and Bucky. Or does it?

snow for us (ao3) - talktothesky steve/tony G, 2k

Summary: “i was having a snowball fight outside and you were casually walking by and oh my god i’m so sorry i accidentally nailed you in the face” au

A snowball to the face is not the best first impression, especially when the guy you hit is as gorgeous as this man. Steve has it bad already.

We'll Frolick and Play (ao3) - invisibledaemon gamora/peter G, 742

Summary: There are a lot of things she doesn’t need, strictly speaking, but that Peter gives her anyway. Her life is better for it, she finds.

Or, Peter finds out Gamora has never played in the snow before

Wenceslas (ao3) - dragongirlG, velociraptorerin steve/bucky M, 17k

Summary: Steve is a short, skinny Brooklynite with a very stable, predictable life, which he built after losing his memories in a traumatic accident six months ago. He works from home on a steady stream of art commissions, goes to weekly trivia nights with his superhero friends the Avengers, and tries not to get bothered by the constant feeling that something is not quite right.

When Steve invites a homeless man with one arm to take shelter in his apartment during a December snowstorm, both of them enter a dreamscape that unravels the fabric of their memories and reveals the truth about their identities—and their relationship to each other.

[justhereforeskel]

With New Years around the corner, and companies gearing up to guilt you into being a given value of healthy, throwing workout routines (and default workout playlists? hey YT music kindly f*ck off) and eating apps/calorie trackers - I just wanted to say a couple of things: FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT - if you are happy the way you are, f*ck them, f*ck all of them, you do you 💜

Second - if you do feel like you want to make a change, for the love of everything, take one thing I learned this year: do it slowly and sustainably.

I have rambles about my journey, I'm going to stick them under the cut if anyone is interested - I hope this doesn't come off as 'hey do this because I said so, or you need to' - this is just me sharing what I've learned this year as an ADHD person with brainweasels, that spends way too much time at desk working and nerding out over witchers. This is what worked for me, and maybe it might help someone else struggling like I did. - Much love, Nel 💜🐺

There's a TL;DR for this word vomit at the bottom.

I've been out of shape and overweight pretty much since I left high school and started in retail (and playing MMOs). I couldn't be bothered to do anything, and I just sort of gave up and lived with it for years.

At 26 (ish) I decided I'd had enough and went to a local boot camp. 3 days a week I murdered myself (seriously the first time I went I couldn't sit down for the entire weekend, my thighs refused) After a few weeks I felt better and the person leading boot camp talked us into trying a carb free diet. Cold turkey, no carbs for two weeks.

And I mean, hey, I lost a lot of weight. I was slim, and in decent shape. It was a good summer.

But then fall hit and at that point I had decided to go back to school. College, routine changed, and I couldn't began to even juggle and maintain 3 days of boot camp and diet that needed so much prep and thought work that I just...didn't.

By the end of college I was back at (and probably over) my original weight.

I didn't realize it then, and beat myself up so much for letting it slip, but I'd try to do something that wasn't sustainable for ME.

I'd try off and on to get it back. I went through WiiFit, 5k marathon training, RingFit, Fitness Blender classes. Heck even a personal trainer at the local gym I got a free set of sessions for from work. (which was then $1000 CDN a month after to maintain - yeah not happening).

None of it worked. I'd get hurt/sore, and give up within a few weeks (or get bored - shockingly this is sort of later explained by having freakin ADHD but I didn't know it yet.)

Earlier this year I finally got my ADHD diagnoses and the meds to help. It also sort of helped sharpen a few things into focus for me and better helped me determine that in order to do 'fitness' I needed something that was ever changing to keep my damn attention, AND someone to hold me accountable until things settled in.

One day my friend was reading a book and it mentioned a fitness site that was geared towards nerds. I checked out Nerd Fitness - and said, what the hell, this sounds too good to be true but let's give it a shot. It's all by app on your own time, no gym to go to, no appointments to make (my anxious brain and introvert self was already in love - and took out one of the major stumbling blocks I've always had with fitness - I did boot camp with my partner, and would never go solo.)

I signed up for the personal trainer out of the gate because I was ready for drastic measures and what the hell right?

You know what my coach had me doing the first week?

I aimed to eat slower, not less, just slower.

And I carried my 15lb cat around for a few minutes each day.

That was it. 2 things.

At first I was like, but what? I'm not doing anything remotely hard

And my coach was like, yup, but you haven't done anything in forever. We want to build slowly, build habits and make you sustainable long term.

And she did. We slowly added flexibility sessions. I didn't pick up a weight for almost 3 weeks. When I did, I was ready and I didn't hurt after. I wanted to do more!

When I get bored, with something, she switches up my routine without question. If I hate something we try (looking at you negative push ups) it gets replaced without question.

After about a month and half I was up to 2 cardio and 3 weight workouts a week. About 30 mins tops, when I had time in my schedule to fit them in.

I also have 'movement snacks' a list by my office door, and I snag one thing to do every time I leave the office.

I stack things into habits too - when I brush my teeth, I always do a few counter top push ups. Waiting for my coffee drip? Do a set of squats.

Nothing requires a long period of time, but it's sustainable and that's the key for me.

I got a puppy a month ago and it threw EVERYTHING into chaos. I was missing workouts and my sleep schedule is a fucking mess. BUT I still get in those counter top push ups every day and my coffee squats. I've made in through the chaos of new puppy and the holidays without completely shutting down and ending up back where I was. I dialed it back but I didn't stop. And now that the puppy is starting to be more independent and on a bit of a better scheduling I'm finding time again for full workouts and they're not murdering me.

AND on top of it all - I haven't counted a single calorie, a single macro. Sure, we talked about nutritionand for me the two big things that helped were eating slower, and eating more consistently throughout the day (I never used to eat breakfast - now i have just a shake, it's easy it's quick and it keeps me from binging at lunch/dinner). Overall I'm eating less but I'm still eating the same things - which is whatever the hell I want (and cake!)

At the end of it all, I've lost around 30lbs and am still going down. I feel better, I have more energy, but most importantly it's all sustainable for the long run. (and yeah sure, I don't have abs and arms like a witcher but I can still pick up my 50lb dog without effort and I can go up the stairs without getting winded lol)

TL;DR

Start any fitness attempt SLOW

Find things YOU can sustain long term and fit YOUR schedule

DON'T try to do something you know will stress you and make it harder than it needs to be

DO little things throughout the day

IF you can, find someone that has the spoons to help keep you accountable (even if it's just to send you a Shia gif once a day telling you to 'JUST DO IT')

o(*￣▽￣*)o

Nerd Fitness is full of lovely people, even if you don't go for a trainer, they still have an app and a TON of free content to yoink ideas from that all follow these same basic ideas. I wish I'd know about them ages ago tbh.

At the end of the day you'll hopefully feel better and still have time to do whatever art/fic/game thing you want to do 💜

If you even want to chat, my DMs are always open 💜🐺

I hope you all have a new year that makes YOU happy!

[mittensmorgul]

Hey mittens! I have a new friend on tumblr who is struggling. She wants to be a writer but her fics aren't being seen. She's frustrated. She wants to give up. I've given her the best advice I can give. I'm a small blog but I keep writing all the time. Trying to give her advice, but not sure what else I can do. She's in her mid twenties, lives at home, doesn't have a job or a car but desperately wants to. She's stuck and needs help. What else can I do and what advice would you give? Thank you!

Heck, I have no idea. D:

Write good? >.>

(haaaaa three hours after I started typing this, with the intent of replying privately, I’ve officially invested too much time in it not to post it… under a cut for length, and because I have officially run out of mental energy and real-world time for dealing with it for today…)

I mean, I see advice all the time on how to get seen/noticed around here, and half the advice conflicts with the other half. It’s hard to even guess what worked for anyone sometimes.

There’s networks she could join (I have no idea how networks work, and I’ve been here nine years, so someone who actually uses networks would probably be better to ask about how to do that, but I do know that the point of them is for a group of people to see/reblog member works, so that might help her get noticed).

There’s also things like Profound Bond and Writers of Destiel. These are discord groups, but they both have a tumblr presence (especially @profoundnet which she could look into.) They run challenges, have a really vibrant community over on discord with hundreds of members, and regularly reblog member works on tumblr.

Plus, making friends, working with beta readers or other writing partners will help find new friends and followers who will help spread her works, too. Volunteering to beta read when a “bigger” writer puts out a call can also help– not only in building friendships with other authors but also gaining experience with writing as well as editing.

Interacting with other authors on tumblr, reblogging their work and commenting– even if it’s just “OH GOSH I LOVE THIS” kind of stuff– ESPECIALLY with other “smaller writers” and thereby spreading the word around about each other’s writing will help grow up a community around all of you.

None of us started out popular, you know? And “popularity” is definitely a relevant term. When I started writing fic, I lucked into a situation that I attempted to recreate with the Christmas collaboration thingy I ran, but ouch that proved to be way more work than I really had the time or energy for. I’d be happy to help others run that type of collab and offer advice, but heck if I’ll ever do one myself again. :P

A lot of fic challenges are a good way for new writers to get noticed, too. There’s a TON of challenges out there. Now, something like the DCBB or one of the other larger and more established challenges might not be the easiest place for a newbie writer to cut their teeth. There is A LOT that goes into challenges that newbies are just not prepared for (rules, deadlines, etc., because knowing how to write, edit, and post on a concrete deadline where others are relying on you to know what you’re doing without needing an undue amount of help from the mods isn’t something you want to learn on the fly in a high-pressure situation like that… there’s an assumption when signing up for something like the DCBB or the Pinefest that in doing so, a writer is CERTAIN that their skills– including TIME MANAGEMENT and the ability to collaborate with an artist and follow all the rules (YES, ALL OF THE RULES) and meet every deadline– are up to the task.

So, that said, I’d highly recommend some of the other smaller, more laid-back fandom challenges. There’s new ones popping up all the time, and a lot of them are geared toward specific types of fic (canon fic, certain tropes, etc.), so there’s a built-in audience for their work. Not to mention that in smaller challenges there’s actually more room for exposure, and not having your work drowned in a flood of hundreds of other long works, potentially many of them by already established authors, coming out in the same time period. Readers are literally spoiled for choice in those situations, and an “untested” author posting a 20k+ fic might fall by the wayside while “guaranteed thing” authors works get more attention, you know? Readers have a limited amount of time they can commit to reading, and with SO many choices available, are actually more likely go for the “tried and true” author they’re already familiar with before investing in an unknown author. Profound Bond is just starting the @casdeanflipfest, for example, with a smaller wordcount minimum, and therefore a more reasonable length work for readers to take a risk on an author they’re not familiar with. I might not have time, as a reader, to invest in every 60k fic that crosses my dash, but I will drop everything to read a 5k fic for half an hour, you know?

There’s also event-specific tags that offer opportunities to be seen by a wider audience. For example, for the last few days, the DCBB folks have been encouraging folks to tag Valentine’s Day themed works #dcvday. This is a very laid-back and casual way to put your works out to an audience who’s looking for exactly that type of thing, you know? Other situation-specific tags like this happen frequently (like Dean’s birthday fic, or the Destiel Anniversary fic, or holiday fic, for example).

There’s also fic collections. For example, right now the @destieltropecollection is collecting fics for this year’s lists: http://destieltropecollection.tumblr.com/post/182800717844/destieltropecollection-destiel-trope-collection. If you have fic that fits into any of these tropes, fill out the form and submit them to be added to the masterpost. They’ll be posted in May, a different trope’s list each day. People looking for that specific trope will have a handy list, and you can reach a whole new audience that way. :)

Take writing prompts, if that’s something you’re comfortable doing. People with cute lil fic ideas will LOVE you for fleshing out their ideas and turning them into something beautiful. Or GIVE writing prompts to other authors who accept them. You never know what sort of creative collaboration that might spark. If you have a fic idea based on someone’s post, by all means TALK TO THAT PERSON! Express your excitement about their idea, ask if it’s okay to turn their little headcanon or writing prompt into a longer fic, and I can almost guarantee that the original poster will be THRILLED.

Take fan art as writing prompts, as well! As much as authors Die Of Squee if an artist is inspired to draw something from one of our fics, ARTISTS ARE EQUALLY FILLED WITH SQUEE if you’re inspired to write fic based on their art. Just, if you do this, please please PLEASE actually communicate privately with the author or artist in question before you do anything with it. Make it clear you’re writing out of love for their thing, and not in a selfish grab for attention, you know? Otherwise it feels a little too much like stealing. It’s a fine line, but it’s all a matter of perception to everyone involved. That communication and collaboration is key.

That said, I think 99% of it all is pure luck. But because of that first challenge I did, the next fic I posted was (miraculously!) reviewed by destielfanfic, which I don’t think is the sort of exposure most authors get on their first long fic… This was also early 2015, when there was a sort of Boom Market for fic, and I don’t even think the atmosphere for fandom is still exactly the same, you know? It feels a lot more decentralized, and a lot of the “big writers” from back then have left the fandom entirely, or else don’t write much at all anymore.

But fandom is a cyclical thing like that. People come and go, popularity rises and falls. I think my best advice is to develop friendships with people who are in that same general region of that arc as you are, you know? Build a community, support each other.

I see bitter posts all the time about how “popular” people don’t want to support newcomers, and “elite cliques” of folks are conspiring to hold on to their popularity by keeping others down, and that’s just bullshit. The little group of people I generally hang in tumblr circles with have been my friends for years, at this point. Most of us are kinda stunned that we’re all still around, you know? We all showed up around the same time, and went through these sorts of struggles together. We’re still here, and most of us recognize that we’re only considered “popular” at all by attrition. We survived while other folks rage-quit the show or the fandom. I know that’s not a particularly encouraging-sounding bit of advice, but that’s literally how the vast majority of us got recognized. We just… didn’t quit.

I was blogging on this dumb site for four years before anyone really started to notice me. (and I still know that the perception of my personal popularity FAR outweighs my actual popularity, you know? I’m not one of the elite 1% of writers around here, and I know it, and I’m perfectly fine with that. I don’t post long fic serially, and that shows in my total hit counts on AO3. Serial posting artificially inflates hit counts, and keeps works at the top of the results page week after week, and I’d personally just rather post a complete fic to stand on its own. But that’s a dilemma for another post.) Then again, I started out mostly reading meta and squealing about the show, occasionally commenting, asking questions, or adding my thoughts to posts. I learned the lay of the land, so to speak (who was receptive to these sorts of additions and conversations starting on their posts and who wasn’t, and the social conventions surrounding it all), while lurking and not even really trying to get noticed. I made friends with people before I ever started writing fic.

(but I also have a background in original fiction writing, so I already knew quite a lot about author culture in general, and had a lot of experience writing myself before I started to write fic, which likely helped me personally quite a bit. I was able to jump into writing chat groups and had a bit of writing cred even before I published a single fic, because I’d been writing original novels and had already cultivated a group of “Professional Author Friends,” participated in writing critique groups (which comprise Alpha and Beta Reading in fanfic writing circles), and therefore knew how those social circles functioned, you know? I mean, some of the authors from my “Professional Author Friends” circle, who I’ve been friendly with for more than a decade now, have gone on to Big Things in Publishing. And clearly I never did… aah health crises that knocked me off that train. But I realized I’m happier writing fic, without all the pressures that come from professional publishing, so I still consider it a personal win. But I was able to take a lot of that knowledge and experience with networking and building communities with me and transfer it to fandom, so I know my experience is not everyone’s experience.)

I think the main key thing is to create that sort of community. A lot of new writers go directly to the perceived “most popular” authors in fandom, as if they somehow held the key to understanding how to become more popular, or expecting the “popular” bloggers to “pay it forward” and give them a hand up (whether it be through asking questions or reblogging their fic posts, beta reading for them or whatever it may be). But even there, there’s a limit to pretty much everyone’s time, in a real-life sort of fashion. The more popular or widespread an author’s works become, the more up and coming writers will also see their work, and I get how people want to hitch themselves to that, you know?

Not to mention, most of us are entirely baffled by being thought of as popular writers. And again, I’m still sort of on the fringe of that kind of Big Fandom Popularity myself, and still kinda baffled as to how I got here.

But we’re all just people, with limited amounts of time to engage with other people, and a limited number of spoons in our respective drawers for social engagement. I do TRY to do what I can, but between beta reading for my already-established writing buddies (which I still only have limited time for, I AM SO SORRY ELMIE I SEE THE THINGS AND WANT TO READ THE THINGS BUT I CAAAAAAAN’T AND I’M MAD ABOUT IT OKAY?!), and still want to engage with current canon and write and read meta about it, and still want to actually write my own fic, not to mention helping to run the Pinefest (even though Cass does the bulk of the behind the scenes work, I take on a lot of the day to day general upkeep of it all) and still have to engage with reality and my human family that I live with and like… pay my bills and cook dinner and all that boring shit, not to mention coping with those chronic illnesses that knocked me off the Professional Paid Writer train in the first place… it’s not easy to balance out, you know?

It’s not so much a function of “I got mine, so screw you.” I just needed to make that clear, since I’ve seen that sentiment bandied about recently (again), and it’s just insulting. I think the main takeaway here is that Fandom is a Baffling Ordeal, and the key to winning in any way is to build up a community around yourself. If you want to achieve success as a writer, push yourself to write better. Find people you trust to beta read for you. And maybe most importantly, never “promote” your own work with negativity.

I see way too many writers who add notes to their work like, “ugh this is probably terrible.” Just… never do that. Have confidence in yourself, love your own writing, or at least present it with enthusiasm, if you ever expect anyone else to take that risk and read your words, you know?

So really? It boils down to perseverance, networking, and putting in the work to become the best writer you can, with no small portion of sheer luck. There’s no secret magical formula to success, aside from building a community that makes you happy. I’ve discovered that people are really attracted to happiness and positive energy, you know?

Heck I’m worn out just from spending five hours on this post now, in between Real Life Adulting I needed to take care of for an hour. I hope it all makes sense, but I’m gonna go surf my dash for a while and hopefully recover enough brain power to do the rest of the stuff I need to today D: