#i'm thinking in this au all the theerapnayankul men are wizards

[ditch-lily]

what if...kimchay howl au

(this is a twitter thread i wrote late last night so that's why the cadence is Like That)

i just think wik would be a fantastic twink wizard frolicking through towns. chay works hard with his brother to keep their small beach front bar afloat. he has a little secret map of all the places wik the wizard turns up

chay is his biggest fan! but he's responsible. he has to help his hia out! if he sometimes heads up to the hills to see the weird tall moving house on stilts it's no ones business. (sometimes wik is there, on the balcony, sometimes chay thinks wik can see him)

and like! most old traditional thai houses have stilts! just because wiks is like five of them stacked on top of eachother and moves through the lush undergrowth like a weird spindly nimble creature...like. that's not cool, wik. that's just odd.

one day there is an extravagant visitor to the beach front bar. they're not open yet but chay bows a polite wai and welcomes the man in anyway. he is loud and exuberant and has many guards around him.

he makes many demands, food, fruit and drinks. chay is rushed off his feet but polite, serving up everything the man asks for. his smile doesn't waver. the man is pleased, exclaiming, yes, yes! perfect! a heart of gold and the sweetest smile! you're exactly what he needs!

chay, unaware that he's been chosen as the sacrificial lamb, so tankhun can pry his weirdo brother out of his weirdo moving house and back into the real world, just smiles again. it's his customer service smile but he's good at it.

the man leans over and boops his nose. it's quick and chay jumps, startled. the man just grins at him and smiles. i'm sorry for this, he says, but he's always liked a mystery. when you wake up in the morning go west. that's where he'll be!