#i'm thinking if bachelorettes were bachelors; i think i would marry penny

[ryllen]

i have to get this out of my system

[buc3t4l0v3r]

Headcanon — the turtles playing Stardew Valley

Hello again everyone! I'm back :)) I was supposed to write headcanons more often because my hiper focus only allows me to think about tmnt (haha I hate tdah) well I was going to write more of those social media posts just like the Twitter one but I'm struggling to find a social media that makes sense (since they can't really use Instagram and Facebook is sooo boomer stuff) so I thought it would be cute imagine they playing one of my favorite games, in this case, Stardew Valley :)

So I hope you enjoy ❤

Leo

Leo is so focused on completing 100% of the game

He didn't join his brothers in the training because he was trying to finish the mister Qi's mission of completing the skull cavern*

All his animals are well taken care and happy

His farm is beautiful because he likes making pretty scenarios

Obviously downloaded a mod to make the town and the villagers look prettier (with Donnie's help, of course)

Favorite bachelor and bachelorette are Elliot because he's romantic and poetic and Penny because she's so sweet and Leo loves her 14 hearts scene**

His favorite event is the flower dance because he thinks it's so pretty seeing all the npcs dancing together and loves dancing with Elliot or Penny

No doubt he tried to ask Penny to dance with him in his first time playing and he was so sad when she didn't want to dance with him

Hates fishing

No really it's so fucking annoying

Leo doesn't like Mayor Louis nor Shane

He hates the fact that Louis is just stealing the villager's money and hates Shane because he tried to talk to him and shane told him to go away

So rude

He's so focused on his missions that he loses hearts with Penny because he didn't talk to her anymore after they were married

Year 5 and he's already a millionaire and is almost ending the game

Year 7 and he ends up the game

"Now what?"

Starts playing all over again

Has only two or three mods because he thinks mods ruins the game experience

Loves stardew valley

It helps him to calm down

If he can't control his real life, at least he can control his little virtual farm :)

Raph

Stardew valley? Pfff

Game for little girls

Omg I click on this cow and a little heart appears up it's head!!!!!!

Raphael pretends he doesn't like this game because he's too manly for this

But when no one is looking he's taking care of his farm

He didn't like the quest of introducing yourself to every villager

Because when he was about to finish it, he noticed the only one he didn't introduce himself to was sebastian

And when he tried to find sebastian to introduce himself he found out Sebastian almost never get out of his room

So he had to stay in front of sebastian's room door because he couldn't get in (only if he was sebastian's friend)*

It was 17pm when sebastian gets out of his room

Finally!!!!!!!!!

Now he hates sebastian

Okay he ends up loving sebastian

He's so excited when he discovers he can propose to the villagers

His favorite bachelor and bachelorette are Alex because he's athletic and Abigail because she's hot

Okay he likes sebastian too

Always forget to water his plants and feed his animals

So irresponsible

Okay raphael you didn't watered your blueberries and now it D I E D are you happy now?????

He doesn't really forget to feed his animals

He actually loves his animals

But he can't feed them because he doesn't has money

And he has no money because he doesn't work on his farm!!!!

Can't upgrade his tools because obviously he has no fucking money

He ends up downloading a mod to have infinity money

Now he can feed his cows :)

Favorite event is the Feast of the Winter Star (a.k.a Christmas)

Hates fishing

Hates Marnie because she's never at her store when he needs to buy food for his animals

Year 11 and hasn't even half of the game complete

Donnie

Oh look! The nerd!

This guy knows everything about this game

Each quest, each character, each secret, each Easter egg

There's nothing he doesn't know about

All his tools are upgraded

Perfect farm

Friendship with every villager

100% complete

But he can't stop playing anyway

Appreciates the developer's work on the game

How can just one guy make all of it???

He knows how to code but his art skills are not the best...

He knows the game is inspired by harvest moon

He doesn't like taking care of the animals

Thinks they're annoying

Favorite bachelor and bachelorette are Harvey because the guy is a doctor, hello???? And Maru because she's a nerd like him and makes machines

Doesn't really likes the events

He liked them at first but he plays this game so much that the events have become tiring

Hates fishing

Tons of mods to upgrade the game experience

Thinks Sam reminds him of Mikey

Can't look Sam and Mikey the same way he did

Mikey

His first time playing the game

He's so excited

Everything is so colorful and beautiful!

His farmer is a girl because he didn't remember which symbol were the feminine and the masculine

He named his farmer Mikey because he didn't find out she was a girl

Loves watering his crops

Sunflowers!!!

Loves giving gifts to the npcs

When shane was rude with him he was so sad :(

His favorite bachelor is Sam because he's a skater and likes PIZZA

Soulmates♡♡♡♡

Oh he likes Abigail too because she likes video games

Doesn't know how to upgrade his tools nor his house

Ask for Donnie's help

Ends up getting married to Sam

His farmer gets pregnant and he freaked out

"Omg how am I pregnant??!??@?@?!?!"

He finds out he's a girl

Still a noob

Thinks Maru acts like Donnie

Hates fishing

Always losing his items because he keeps staying awake until 2am***

Has the mod that makes his child grow up

Has 4 cows named Don, Raph, Leo and April

He's confused because didn't look like they appreciated it

Year 3 and still has more to learn

Favorite event is the Halloween festival

He saw Sam skating and loved it

Even if the character wasn't really skating....

* mister qi's mission is a mission were you have to finish the skull cavern which is super complicated because you have to find stairs to climb down the same time you have to kill the monsters around you

** heart scenes are exclusive scenes that you achieve when your love level increases in two hearts (so there's scenes for 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 and 14, the 14 one you can have only wen you're married)

* you can only enter other people's room when you have 2 hearts with them

*** when the time hits 2am your farmer falls asleep, then wakes up in their room and you receive a message saying your items and money were stolen

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