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swashbucklery · 2 years ago

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Hey question, if I, a grouchy lesbian with extremely specific tastes, have almost zero interest in male characters unless they’re 1) sensitive gay artistes or 2) very tender and gentle unproblematic nerds, will I actually like playing God of War?

I’m curious about Ragnarok because I’m craving a big open world that doesn’t have SKITTERING HORRORS in it (see: Elden Ring, Bloodborne) and a lot of reviews recommend playing the original God of War first but also the reviewers are all clearly men who are deeply moved by a story about being a shitty father and then learning to be a good one (?) and I think I. . .don’t care?

#i can count on one hand the number of male characters i like #and none of them seem like this tattooed axe man #who is mean to his kid #also if anyone has a rec for a better video game please hmu #but don't suggest horizon unless you are also going to come to my house and beat the tutorial level for me so that i can advance #to the open world #i rage quit it back in september and the situation is uhh not looking great for picking it back up again #i'm super excited for forspoken and i know that comes out next week #but i have video game time TODAY #also i know the reviewers also hate forspoken but tbh it feels like when they hated valhalla and odyssey #both of which i've cheerfully sunk 90+ hours into #because kassandra and eivor are not FOR THEM they're for mE #my perfect bi disaster jocks <3_<3 #sometimes i play a video game

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