#i'm such an unserious person

[flyingrainbowcorn]

Which bin do the undead go 🤔

My tav Zena has had enough of his shit. She doesn't like having to split the attention.

Reference:

[kingthunder]

Bg3 characters going down on you. Ahem.

Astarion: He'll get you off faster than you've ever gotten off in your life but he's not going to enjoy himself while he's doing it. It's not you it's him. Don't take it personally.

Wyll: He's never done this before but he's just so happy to be here. Aimless as a puppy at first, but takes direction well and gets the hang of it within minutes.

Gale: Look. We all know that Mystra trained his tongue very well. But you can never be sure how much of his enthusiasm is desire for you vs desire to fulfill your expectations, and he might not know either.

Lae'zel: Would much rather you go down on her. If she does decide to use her mouth, she will take you apart with ruthless precision and leave the pieces lying on the ground.

Shadowheart: Queen of edging. Likes to watch you squirm.

Karlach: All sex is fun sex and she will go down on you enthusiastically, but if mouths are involved she'd rather be 69ing so you can both be having a good time at the same time.

Halsin: Eats you out like a starving man at a buffet.

Minthara: Her mouth is a gift that she sees fit to bestow on you. Best not to forget that.

Dame Aylin: Will make you come eight times in a row before taking a quick water break and diving back in. Sorry, I meant Isobel, not you. She'll make Isobel come eight times in a row before taking a quick water break and diving back in. The rest of you are on your own.

[wyvernity]

wip posting just to get something out there, and it's def a mixed bag!! the only thing more inconsistent than my posting schedule is my art style RIP

[unbidden-yidden-deactivated20240]

Genuine question for those of you who say that you want the dissolution of all states. What do you envision in place of states in terms of:

Logistics (i.e. making sure every area has the basic resources it needs in order to function and people not die for lack of water, food, fuel, medical supplies, etc.) Like not assigning these things necessarily but literally just getting them to various far-flung places.

Security (how do you prevent people from outside the area coming in and taking everything including resources, land, people, etc.) How do you prevent authoritarian groups coming in and occupying your formerly peaceful, non-hierarchical society?

Supporting people outside of affinity networks or within rigid social systems (a lot of disabled people, queer people, and other people on the social, familial, and religious outs are gonna die without some kind of appropriate systems in place to meet these needs.)

Addressing major environmental challenges that require cooperation over vast areas of land, if not global cooperation.

Rule of law, especially when it comes to human rights, freedom of movement, freedom of religion/culture, dispute resolution between governing bodies of whatever variety that doesn't involve war, etc. but also just like, basic laws governing interpersonal relationships (preventing rape, murder, theft, etc. and addressing the aftermath of those things in a humane, just way.)

Peaceful transition from states to whatever it is you imagine taking their place, without hemorrhaging lives from the most vulnerable populations.

And like, there's more that I'm sure I'd have questions about too, but these concerns are so basic that I just cannot continue the conversation without knowing what the plan is for these essential tenets of an organized society.

Don't get me wrong: I don't love states and wish we had a better system too. I am also painfully aware that states are failing many if not most of these all the time. However, what I would need to know is how what you are proposing is better than trying to improve what currently exists and isn't going to come at the cost of catastrophic loss of human life, human cultures, animal life, and land destruction. And not in a pie-in-the-sky way, a realpolitik way.

[jonathanbyersphd]

Let's get together, yeah yeah yeah. Why don't you and I combine

[elephantlovemedleys]

would like to say one thing that really took me the hell out with my lady jane was seeing margaret beaufort turn into a tortoise cause like. i knew this show was crazy but i did not expect these levels of insanity

[enswbl]

congratulations to ju wenjun for becoming the world blitz chess champion. and congratulations to carlsen and nepomniachtchi for getting married (in chess) i guess

[torchickentacos]

who needs encouraging fathers when you can get fortune cookies that tell you you're doing a good job and that it'll all be okay

[natreads]

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[psychotrenny]

The whole like smarmy sarcastic tone that tumblr users love to take when mocking a post they dislike can be a little grating even when its well deserved, but the annoyance it causes me gets downright skull splitting when the mockery comes from a position of brutally misreading/missing the point of said post. Like something about the arrogance of taking such a tone combined with the stupidity of making such "criticisms" really fucking annoys me like come on do you not hear yourself?

[greencheekconure27]

Tankie of the day: @ alanshemper

Glad to have amused them, now let's take a look at their blog:

Russian propaganda and simping for the Soviet Union?

Oh my, how surprising.

[truecorvid]

my petty #badleftist take for today is that i actually fully hate the chants that seem to inevitably start at any given protest/demonstration these days. stop coming up with twee rhyming couplets i don't wanna be here anymore

[mad-hunts]

okay, i'm not saying that feeding barton would just straight up diffuse barton's need for being a murderous gremlin because that is just so deeply ingrained him in now that it's not even funny, but i'm also not saying if you — say — placed a quesadilla in front of barton right before he was about to do about something horrible to someone... that there couldn't be at least a bit of a chance he would think about eating that instead

[sapphicautistic]

my partner's family is 100% how i'm going to get covid

[jonathanbyersphd]

Put him in front of the Louve

@emily-mooon

[euclydya]

does anyone want ot see the funniest edit we've ever made in our life lmao