#i'm sorry i could't resist kicking the ball i'm such a menace

[crowmero]

Looking how you three got to an agreement, I think the hypothetical is settled. I still want to write why I think Charles don't deserve such destiny but I'll forward you an inquiry later since I don't think this is the place to do it.

I do think Charles deserves the kiss and Vlad the kill. I think so because I do dislike Vlad more because he is just toying with both of you for his own egoistic dream. He maybe be taking care of you and your expenses and making your life more comfortable, but we don't know how longer that would be. One day he can just wipe your memory with his powers and kill you just like that because he don't need you anymore and you're pretty aware of this. Is true that maybe a part of him has become more soft for both of you, still he can be playing with both of you and doing cruel things. He also already almost killed you for such a trivial thing like eating his strawberries and he can't help to shut up about it (I admit I'm quite curious about the details 🤔 I'm always trying to imagine how that went). Also I can't imagine you kissing Vlad, it feels like something that can go wrong...

The last time Vlad confessed he considered both of you sort of a family, you make such a face of displeasure and dismissed the conversation as (paraphrasing) "he was way passed out in rum cake and I didn't want to have nightmares" but I should be happy for you that you worked on your own feelings about your found family and you're all in good terms 😆. I do have to admit that I don't know Vlad as well as you that live with him in the castle so I can be wrong in the way I see him 🤔.

Oh no, don't misunderstand me, I didn't want to say Shakespeare moved out because of someones marriage, he clearly moved for other personal reasons like plotting evil deeds and he is doing pretty well with his plays in the theater, he don't need anyone to take care of him financially that I know. I just wondered if you would move out one day since I don't know how much privacy you get in the castle and if you would take care of you by your own means, but since you look more than happy to have your heels pretty dig in the old goat good will, I think there is not much to say 🤭.

Did I think about marriage or say it out loud? I think I going to move the topic for another time.

Anyway, I'm just a cat who was just passing and couldn't resist sticking my tiny cat paw into this topic, didn't want to interrupt that personal conversation about tattoos you were having with your lovely guest and I'm just quite tired of my own voice.

Got a very impressive question for you:

Kiss, marry, kill?

Your choices are: Charles, Vlad, Leonardo

On another important note, how do you feel about the look of being adorned with more than a few tattoos?

The answer is rather simple actually:

Kiss: Vlad. While I’m not fond of him that way and kill was the immediate reaction, upon further examination I realized that it would be detrimental to my work if he’s gone. The man has certain connections I require, I need him alive.

Marry: Leonardo. While I’ve heard he’s messy and sleeps a lot, he’s also quite the scientist himself. “Very good with his hands” is a compliment I’ve heard many community folk say. Would be quite the useful husband, we won’t always agree but what’s a relationship without differences. Also he would never bite my human specimens.

Kill: Charles. Unfortunately compared to the other two, he has little purpose. He should thank me, I’ll give him purpose even after death by using his corpse to contribute to science.

You could argue that without Charles we’ll be doomed because of cooking and cleaning. However, I’m sure Vlad can negotiate something with Le Comte and have Mitsuki move in with us. They have the other butler anyway so they’ll be fine.

As for the tattoos, do you mean on me? If so I wouldn’t mind a few. You say “more than a few” though, what exactly does that mean to you?