#i'm sorry but william's parenting when the kids are young is SO fucking funny to me | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

spring-lxcked · 1 year ago

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hello i made myself laugh thinking abt how william is actually not necessarily as horrific of a dad when his kids are young and not "causing problems" and how, with his ego and them being His Kids, he would be fucking unbearable when it came to them being in like. a school play. sports. anything. father making snide comments abt his kids being the most talented. father clapping too loud when his kid (badly) plays the trumpet for a talent show. father who knows nothing abt dance but is convinced his kid is the next big star. he's not even living vicariously through them because he doesn't give a shit abt most of these things, it's just that! Those Are His Kids!! and they're perfect to him!! (for now) they're a part of him so they must be amazing!

#—— ✧ ooc »#˖ ✧ headcanon » ( the demon to his demons )#FATHER AT THE PTA MEETING BRAGGING ABT HIS KID IN VAGUELY CONDESCENDING WAYS #sb: my kid won first place in their spelling bee i'm so proud / will: how sweet. anyway MY kid—#i'm sorry but william's parenting when the kids are young is SO fucking funny to me #brushing elizabeth's hair like 'trust me i have a plan & you'll sell so many more cookies than aMaNdA's daughter'#listen listen listen like he COULD be more present in his kids' lives but that gets worse & worse as time goes on #like it's far from perfect EVER but believe me it gets way worse over the yrs #anyway isn't it funny how this post COULD be sweet if you ignore how much of it is caused by his own ego #and how that goes out the window as soon as any kid isn't a mini-me #also if you take into account that this attitude just creates pressure to live up to expectations (former gifted kid here)#me adding tags to reiterate that will's still a shitty shitty father no matter what KFHDSJLKJDSL

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