#i'm sorry but some of the eva fandom is actually fucking stupid

[melomaniap]

defending some of my favorite characters in media part one: misato katusragi from evangelion

if i see one more post being like "misato is a groomer!! misato is a pedophile!!" i will actually lose my fucking shit. how immature ARE y'all?? throughout the show, misato has been nothing but a mother figure to shinji. "but, the phone call with ritsu-" it's called a joke, you actual fucking dumbass. misato and ritsuko are close. when you are close with someone, you make jokes. IT'S CALLED COMMON SENSE. "but she kissed him" TO MOTIVATE HIM. misato literally knows no other way to encourage someone other than using her body. i'm not saying that what she did was okay, but i'm saying that she was doing all that she could think of in the moment. mind you that she was literally dying in this scene. not to mention, when everybody was in instrumentality, she says to him "i never wanted you to see this side of me." she didn't WANT shinji to think of her in that way, so why would she be coming on to him if she didn't want him to see her that way? be so fr. she said "we'll do the rest later" to motivate shinji. shinji is a teenage boy. teenage boys are hormonal. she is assuming that's what shinji wants. she is blindly trying to give him hope because the person this traumatized kid sees as his mother is LITERALLY DYING, not to mention the third impact is happening. shinji's mental health was in shambles at this point to where he could barely even stand up. she was doing all that she could think of to help him. it was a last resort thing that she never wanted to do. and she literally didn't even do anything sexual, she just kissed him and made a bit of a suggestive comment as a desperate attempt to help shinji in the only way she can think of how. the point of nge was to represent trauma. the finale is titled "take care of yourself" for a reason. y'all don't understand misato's character and it shows. it's like the point literally flew over you head. thank you for coming to my ted talk.

(by the way, i'm gonna do a couple of these with eva characters because this fucking fandom loves mischaracterization)

[mxttellion]

hi im so sorry i keep dumping my pat hcs on u, u dont have to answer this if u dont want lmao😭

• fuckin freakishly tall. like has to bend over to enter doors. ik everyone hcs pat as a lamppost but tbh everyone got it right. that man is TALL.

• wears reading glasses. he has those kinda stylish ones, but never wears them for some reason in favour of those old man half-rectangle ones

• polish-australian. i moved most of the ew cast to australia bc its easier idk

• he likes to tie his (shoulder length) hair half-up-half-down with the little ponytail thing even though it doesnt get hair out of his way or make a difference whatsoever. when it's long he has that founding father low ponytail

• only child (if u dont do the pay/twin headcanon thing. actually is that still even a thing. either way i think pay's hair would be permanently long)

• whoever said he has asthma. so true. u understand.

• despite being reasonably pretty he looks stupid and awkward in all photos. like he could be in a group selfie and the ONLY thing hed have to do is smile but he still manages to fuck it up. like the 😬 emoji but more uncomfortable and crooked. either that or he just deadfaces at the camera bc its easier than smiling

• running out of pat hcs so, tord's "giant robot" looks way cooler and is more like the evas from evangelion. also paul likes pokemon and used to name the rivals after pat bc he thought it was funny

OK THNAK U sorry again 🤧

SOOOO TRUE TO THESE....op I'm eating ur hcs like a meal

I think it's the fandom collective hivemind that decided that Pat is, in fact, a literal pole and I can't help but agree, that man is so tall he definitely hits door frames on a daily basis - same thing with being asthmatic. Look he just has 30 diseases and counting

Anyways so true.......