#i'm so desperate for the smile UR lel

[slasherwife]

Can you do Ash + slashers with an S/o who sits on their slasher whenever theyre sitting? Like "oh your sitting down? Then I'm gonna sit on your lap instead of one of the other empty 5 seats"

oof all these adorable asks i can’t— 💕💕

Thomas Hewitt

Tommy would be too flustered to even realize there were so many seats around him, he also thinks ur way out of his league so he would just be like “!!!!!” 😳💕💕

afterwards he might laugh and get all warm inside seeing that out of all the seats around you you chose his lap 🥺💖 like UWU my babyyyy 😭

after his moment of shock, he would avert his eyes and his blushy face while running his hands up and down your waist and thighs, giving them an affectionate squeeze before holding you 😖💕💕

Jason Vorhees

Jason would be even more blushy than tommy on this one 🥺 because mentally he’s at most a 16 year old boy

he would look down at you drowning in fluttery bashful feelings, before unleashing his gentle side and wrapping himself around you 😭💖

he smiles down on you, emitting those warm infp vibes he gives, and contemplates how lucky he is 🥺💕

also he wouldn’t care all that there were empty seats around him he’s just grateful you chose him imo 💕

Michael Myers

ew affection??? c r i n g e

he would be annoyed as u innocently climb onto him because this man be a BEAST, but ofc he is severely affection starved,🥺

so dont be alarmed when he hesitantly melts into you, wanting to feel you even closer to him and to feel your body heat 🥺💕

he might pretend he’s annoyed that you ignored the other seats and chose him, but irl he thought it was adorable and he will now carry you everywhere 💕

Bo Sinclair

“you just couldn’t stay away, could you?” asshole is asshole. but he does it in a hot way that’s annoying 💖

gets all smug, gets stupidly sexual about it, squeezing your ass just to get your reaction, “was that too hard, baby?” then positions your face at him so you’re looking up into his eyes as he strokes your cheek 🥺💕

he has all the control in this situation, and loves that you constantly come back for more because who can resist this hottie? 😍 he teases you for being so desperate for him you can’t help but ignore all the other seats and come to him 💕✨✨

Brahms Heelshire

becomes stiff, but it’s replaced quickly with excitement that he bottles up very poorly :D💕

he tries to be a gentleman like he’s read in classic books and stuff, but he just ends up getting excited like a child and wraps his arms around you and rocks you back in forth in a strong embrace 😊💕

he’s utterly flattered that you choose to do this every single time he sits and he NEVER complains. he’ll even treat it like a game 🙃💘

it just feeds his ego more when it’s when there’s empty seats around him, turning devious as he sees that you love him that much 😊💕💕

Ash Williams

ash wouldn’t even flinch he’d be like “ah my baby has arrived” uwu 💕 he wouldn’t make snooty comments like bo, but he’d have that look in his eye that you know he’s smug about it 😂💕

he’d be surprisingly sweet, asking u how your day went and asking why you feel so sweet today lel 💕

he’d actually suggest you find another seat, pointing to a spot next to him or across from him, just to see what you’d do haha

if u play along w him he wouldn’t let u leave he’d be like “GODDAM I WAS KIDDING BOO” 😂😂💕💕💕💕

[xqr]

LLSIF Things 26: Rate Up?

I don’t know them

JP

Cheers, klab

oh shit ok yeah. Wait, 5 gems? Where do I line up to kiss ur ass

This Honoka is so autumnal 

Is this the best set of rewards I’ve ever received? Probably

I need the G bc I spent so much trying to roll this line up

I didn’t even try to tier for You? But I got her with ease. NICE. 

SHE’S HERE. Smile Aqours? Check. 9% bonus? Check. Years bonus? Check. Scorer? Check. Waifu? Check. What a blessed card. I prefer the unidolised tho. 

Since when did I have 8 STs? Not complaining. Was a nice surprise.

I welcome more Halloween cards

Um? My rate up where? Like cool I can idolise Ruby. New SSR is cool. Is scorer. 

Ah, there’s my rate up. I hate Kanan’s outfit. Those colours...

Blessed image

;n; I hate sacrificing beautiful Panas.

This was alright. There was that one part that I had to train my left finger to hit the centre rather than the right, but yeah, nice easy break.

Bc Pure Girls Project is giving me hell atm. 

Quite a fun beat map. Felt very right.

EN

jesus

byeee. Actually her side story was quite cute

5 DAYS IN. FIVE. I only got a few china dress bonuses up to this point.

And in the CF after they’re trying to make it up to me

bless u, silver reward

tfw u get 1 silver in the whole thing :(

do u ever use a gem and not realise u were about to rank up and then have to get rid of 225 LP? Sometimes it’s tough being rank 200+

smashed it lads. I hit T1 p early on with Super Love=Super Live (the highest note song for cool) and managed to stay there. Rip Helix who was just pushed out of T1 (and who got there with Nico Puri, the highest note song of the ChaFest). So kids, let this be a lesson that having an extra 51 notes in ur song means nothing if you don’t have a lv4 scorer UR in ur team. 

Interestingly this is the highest I’ve scored on a single song in any CF or Token event across servers. So, suck EN’s cool dick, JP. Feels good to have EN beat JP in something for once. 

...she’s a smile UR with a 3rd years bonus. She would do just fine...

rate up where??? And I can’t even idolise this Kanan bc she’s spread out across accounts. :( 

You-chan, I love u. You’re so, like...me.

No messing around this time. I cracked out the PL team to make sure this got done.

Helix

oooh

Was it the cheerleader bonus that gave the ST? We will never know.

Now that’s a proper round 5 set of rewards.

PROPER.

CAN U BELIEVE I RAN OUT OF G??

I sold around 300 Kiss skills. Now we loaded again

If I had a love gem for every time I got RinPana, RinMaki, or MakiPana I would be a rich man. This was the only 1st yrs bonus on either account. AND I COULDN’T EVEN MAKE USE OF IT BC I HAD TO SLEEP

Me: why is this scorer lv1 still? Change that

This whole time I was debating whether I should use 500 R seals to idolise a UR. But then I noticed I had more than enough in SR seals. And in my excitement I forgot that I’d agreed to idolise Dia...

Stunning. One of the best URs out there

when u hit 50 gems and any scouting plans u might have had Angel Mari go out the window and u hit the button

Ah, now there’s a rate up SSR! 

Not to name names, but the previous owner of Helix idolised this Ruby and didn’t even max bond her for the gem. Finally, I am able to rectify this properly.

I was looking up who gets to be sacrificed on Helix (there are some ‘rules’ as such about who has to stay) and I was like I fuckin forgot I had this Maki?? Like I never made the connection I could skill up?

I didn’t even mean to pick these two gays from the same set to sacrifice together.

Join us next time when another UR will be....idolised! That’s all. We can’t be promising good scouts.  Helix’s most recent UR - May JP’s most recent UR - Nozomi’s birthday less than 10 days ago EN’s most recent UR - January

Will it be time for EN to get a smile UR???