#i'm really sorry to put this on your dash ๐Ÿ˜—
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
carduelism ยท 8 months ago
Text
Making RDR2 characters into bagels: Charles Smith
Hyperfixation is evil but also great so. Ever wanted to take a bite out of charles?yeah me too. So have this recipe for a herbal sweet savoury gingery bagel
(Recipes for Arthur and John are made and coming, just need to get photos โค๏ธ Expect the rest of the camp too)
Results:
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Recipe:
Usually I'd be batch making bagels, but I'm just going to make 2.
1 cup of plain flour
Bloom 1/2 tablespoon of yeast in warm water (wait 10 mins) then add water as needed til dough comes together
(I don't like measuring liquid as it may over hydrate the dough and that's uncomfortable to work with)
2 tablespoons maple syrup
Pinch of salt
2 tablespoons of ginger
1 tablespoons of thyme
1 teaspoon of nutmeg
1/2 table spoon of cinnamon (because Iโ€™m evil and really like cinnamon)
You can also just measure seasonings with your heart if you are brave enough
Half your dough for the marbling. Add a teaspoon of blue food dye and the slightest dash of red
Knead each dough for 10-15 minutes. Put a cute video or music in the background as you knead if you want. And yes im sorry for making there be two doughs, you will need to knead separately for a combined time of 20-30 minutes ๐Ÿ˜ž
Let doughs rest for an hour, or however long your ADHD brain deems an hour. The doughs should have doubled in size
Start working on the water you are going to boil the bagel in, I put a gulp of molasses in my big pot, turn the heat up and put the lid on, get it boiling! You can use other sweeteners too; honey, brown sugar, maple syrup.
Also preheat your oven to 180C/350F (fan-forced)
Third each ball of dough and then sandwich them randomly together. Mush the dough around for a bit to make sure there stuck to each other but not enough for the colour to start mixing. Then you can half the dough again and begin making the bagel shape via this method:
make a dough ball by rolling it around on your surface. Puncture your finger through the middle to make the hole (HINT: the hole will close in during the second rising and possibly during boiling, so make the hole bigger than you think it would need to be!)
Let the bagels rise for 10-15 minutes on some baking paper. I like to cut the baking paper underneath it into squares, it helps with placing it into the boiling water (as a guy with nasty burns from baking I get Very scared) and just falls off.
Once they've risen for the second time, place those bad boys in the water! Air lift them by the sides of the baking paper and drop them in carefully please I don't want anyone getting burnt. Now here is where you get to decide on texture;
Boil for a minute minimum, this gives the shiny effect and sets the bagels size but keeps a fluffier texture. If you like your bagels chewier and tougher like me, I go with 5 minutes lol.
Consider what texture you want!
Put the bagels on baking paper in a tray but before putting them in the oven, add an egg wash. Mix a whole egg together and brush that shit on top, makes the bagel brown nicely. If you don't have a brush, just use paper towel; dip it in the egg and brush it over the bagel.
For the decorative effects I put poppyseeds and chia seeds on the pale dough coloured side, and used the clean flat end of a texta (bit less than 1cm) dipped slightly in egg and then in flour for the dots.
OVEN TIME!!!!!! Put them in for 35-45 minutes (I accidentally under baked mine at 35 mins and they were a bit gummyโ€ฆ)
I would serve with well marinated meat though I Am pescatarian and fold salmon slices worked quite well too, of course veggos can use tofu too. used some stronger herbs instead of a salad, like rocket ect ๐Ÿ˜—
Enjoy!
21 notes ยท View notes
bipdf ยท 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
your tumblr mom.
96 notes ยท View notes
mentalpolaroids ยท 4 years ago
Text
Dear anons I really appreciate you coming to me sharing your opinions, I've read it all I promise but I'm not gonna share to not flood other people's dash and honestly I think we should put this subject behind because like a lot of you said and I agree: it's not that serious.
I'm so sorry, I promise I'm not ignoring you, feel free to dm me if you want ๐Ÿ˜—๐Ÿ’•
0 notes