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Making RDR2 characters into bagels: Charles Smith

Hyperfixation is evil but also great so. Ever wanted to take a bite out of charles?yeah me too. So have this recipe for a herbal sweet savoury gingery bagel

(Recipes for Arthur and John are made and coming, just need to get photos ❤️ Expect the rest of the camp too)

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Recipe:

Usually I'd be batch making bagels, but I'm just going to make 2.

1 cup of plain flour

Bloom 1/2 tablespoon of yeast in warm water (wait 10 mins) then add water as needed til dough comes together

(I don't like measuring liquid as it may over hydrate the dough and that's uncomfortable to work with)

2 tablespoons maple syrup

Pinch of salt

2 tablespoons of ginger

1 tablespoons of thyme

1 teaspoon of nutmeg

1/2 table spoon of cinnamon (because I’m evil and really like cinnamon)

You can also just measure seasonings with your heart if you are brave enough

Half your dough for the marbling. Add a teaspoon of blue food dye and the slightest dash of red

Knead each dough for 10-15 minutes. Put a cute video or music in the background as you knead if you want. And yes im sorry for making there be two doughs, you will need to knead separately for a combined time of 20-30 minutes 😞

Let doughs rest for an hour, or however long your ADHD brain deems an hour. The doughs should have doubled in size

Start working on the water you are going to boil the bagel in, I put a gulp of molasses in my big pot, turn the heat up and put the lid on, get it boiling! You can use other sweeteners too; honey, brown sugar, maple syrup.

Also preheat your oven to 180C/350F (fan-forced)

Third each ball of dough and then sandwich them randomly together. Mush the dough around for a bit to make sure there stuck to each other but not enough for the colour to start mixing. Then you can half the dough again and begin making the bagel shape via this method:

make a dough ball by rolling it around on your surface. Puncture your finger through the middle to make the hole (HINT: the hole will close in during the second rising and possibly during boiling, so make the hole bigger than you think it would need to be!)

Let the bagels rise for 10-15 minutes on some baking paper. I like to cut the baking paper underneath it into squares, it helps with placing it into the boiling water (as a guy with nasty burns from baking I get Very scared) and just falls off.

Once they've risen for the second time, place those bad boys in the water! Air lift them by the sides of the baking paper and drop them in carefully please I don't want anyone getting burnt. Now here is where you get to decide on texture;

Boil for a minute minimum, this gives the shiny effect and sets the bagels size but keeps a fluffier texture. If you like your bagels chewier and tougher like me, I go with 5 minutes lol.

Consider what texture you want!

Put the bagels on baking paper in a tray but before putting them in the oven, add an egg wash. Mix a whole egg together and brush that shit on top, makes the bagel brown nicely. If you don't have a brush, just use paper towel; dip it in the egg and brush it over the bagel.

For the decorative effects I put poppyseeds and chia seeds on the pale dough coloured side, and used the clean flat end of a texta (bit less than 1cm) dipped slightly in egg and then in flour for the dots.

OVEN TIME!!!!!! Put them in for 35-45 minutes (I accidentally under baked mine at 35 mins and they were a bit gummy…)

I would serve with well marinated meat though I Am pescatarian and fold salmon slices worked quite well too, of course veggos can use tofu too. used some stronger herbs instead of a salad, like rocket ect 😗

Enjoy!

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I'm in love with Miche being in love with reader (me) KEJDJS. HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE AND A DORK AHH. The way he's peacocking around reader I cry. Yeah baby LAY YOUR CLAIM. Show everyone (especially Erwin) she's your girl but not really your girl but your girl. 😩🤌🏾

But I adore reader is like, yeah Erwin an ass but he's your ass SO MAKE UP. Just telling it like it is. Which is why I also admire she tried to help!! But Erwin baby what are you doing?! Not him being THAT entitled. Your curiosity about to get you killed sir. Also like I can't help but be offended the way he corrected reader over the friendship. So I'm EXCUSE ME. I get it emo Levi the bestie but Miche out here calling him best friends too I'm sick. Y'all only besties when you both balls deep in someone together? WHAAAAT. But like wow he's so comfortable with charming women from Miche and whoever else it's so disturbing ksjeje. Makes me wonder why is he so jealous of Miche. It's one girl, (I mean I know we one of kind, hilarious, great company, pussy bomb and life changing 😗😗) but like reader said, there's so many. He don't gotta be like this. Homie about to throw away a friendship cause he can't get what he wants. Not worth it. I wonder how far this jealousy run. Like kids? Teenagers? Do he go to his house and be like fuck you Miche I wish my family was cool like yours. Is he jealous cause he don't have someone real to date? SORRY ERWIN YOU DIDN'T CATCH A REAL ONE. Don't make it everyone else's problem.

Besides all that though. MICHE IS DOWN HORRENDOUS. EXTRAORDINARY BAD. and I LOVE HIM FOR IT. wait wait I need to talk about reader acknowledging his feelings. And her fear of disappointment. AHHHH I just want to hug her🥺🥺🥺. He's getting under her skin and slowly weaving his way to her heart. And the fact she got a bit protective or defensive in his honor SO CUTE. I love that she finds out there's so much more to him. And we get a glimpse of the nerd and how quiet he is compared to the front be puts on. AHHHH and the soft moments, her smiles, allowing herself the small dashes of intimacy with the laps. Like before it was a fuck and go and now look. Around each other more often than not. Genuinely enjoying each other company. THAT FUCKING HITS.

AND PLEASE my jaw dropped over Miche talking in a different language. How sexy of him too. Living for the domestic lifestyle. Reader on his mind so much he brings her up to the fam. And the fact she fits in so perfectly. MY HEART SOARS. I can't . Even scout loves her. Honestly this is my favorite chapter so far. The amount of giggles and goofy smiles this gave me. I'm completely invested

Prima Vista Part III

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Rating: E (explicit; mdni) Pairing: Mike Zacharias x fem!reader

Warnings: a lot of feelings, handcuffs, testosterone, quite a bit of sex, one surprise kiss (cause Erwin is a privileged dick), parents, domesticity A/N: I apparently did not write an author’s note for this originally, but uh, this is one of my favorite sections of the whole fic, so. 

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Dear anons I really appreciate you coming to me sharing your opinions, I've read it all I promise but I'm not gonna share to not flood other people's dash and honestly I think we should put this subject behind because like a lot of you said and I agree: it's not that serious.

I'm so sorry, I promise I'm not ignoring you, feel free to dm me if you want 😗💕