#i'm really sorry i ended up using your ask for it ahsjd

[dualed]

♡ - OTP for your muse?

okay so you see , the thing is ,  if i had to be honest ,,, really , , i don’t ship tyki. dskjfljlks i went and wrote a small essay,  and it might be a bit of a hot take,  as we call it these days,  so i’m putting it under a read more.  i do encourage all of you to read it if you have the time,  though !!

 i just ??  when i look at the canon options there are,  i do not think any of them are realistic.  allen is underaged, so that ends there,  lenalee is underaged and also she’s never ever ever going to get together with a noah that would be going against every single grain of her nature, kanda is out of the question LMAO IM NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER and while lavi is of age,  i do not see anything happen while he is with the order.  tyki would not get with an exorcist.  he just wouldn’t.  he is hardly interested in romantics as it is,  the last people he’d turn to are those wielding the thing he hates the most in life and that could kill him ??  i get there is a sense of danger that is appealing,  but tyki isn’t that dumb.  he wouldn’t take the risk.

then,  i consider all the other noah to be like relatives, so considering a romantic relationship between any of them makes me uncomfortable. 

and also,  one important factor is that i headcanon tyki as ,, straight ?  bc let’s face it,  the vast majority of our population is straight.  it is not uncommon at all for him to be straight.  just because he is flirty and has sex appeal does not mean he is attracted to and will pursue everything that breathes.  he doesn’t.  he is not interested in romance,  we know this from the manga,  and personally i really dislike the fanon idea that he is some kind of sex god.  he isn’t.  he is a lazy gross idiot man who really shouldn’t get romantically involved with anyone.  he doesn’t want to.

this isn’t to say i’ll actively prevent any ships from happening: if they develop, and it makes sense and feels good (or doesn’t, and it’s toxic, and that is worth exploring),  i won’t get in the way.  the fandom has provided many wonderful ocs that do open up more possibilities, but romantics just aren’t something i intend to ever actively explore myself.  you’re more than free to approach me,  if you see potential,  but i’ll probably want to see it play out through ic interaction rather than pre - est something.

really sorry to everyone who had their hopes up,  i’m just not the right person for it,  nor is my muse !!  i hope i’ll be able to entertain you all enough with the content i do like to post and explore ;w ;