#i'm one of those guys who looks like a goddamn teenager without a beard

[ronqueesha]

I got a new beard trimmer this week to replace my beloved old one that finally died.

I assumed putting it on the lowest setting like the old trimmer would leave me with a clean stubble look that I prefer. Instead, this marvel of engineering "TRIMMER" gave me the fullest cleanest shave I've had in almost a decade.

On the plus side, now that I'm beardless, I look ten years younger. On the negative side, I look ten years younger.