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beastsovrevelation · 4 days ago

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Hearing anyone else than Michael get called Commander of the Heavenly host makes me so viscerally angry I want to rip my own chest open.

Which means, as I've said before, my girl should behead Metatron, disembowel Aziraphale (for being an usurper), and knock out Gabriel's teeth (for being a previous usurper, not to mention disrespecting her).

Isn't Good Omens a fascinating show, huh?.. Somehow, it made a real life Satanist into Archangel Michael's greatest fan and most ardent defender.

#you can imagine my reaction to s2e6... yes i almost punched the screen i was genuinely unwell from rage #i'm on your side my war criminal darling i fix everything in my fic scenarios #pestilence right good omens wrong #in my fics michael is and has always been the supreme archangel and the commander and she is a nightmare everyone calls her the harpy #she's a machiavellian dictator but she also has this noble heart she's very complex alright i love her #if she isn't the supreme then she curses heaven and joins lucifer #btw yes i'm aware in the islamic myths michael is the second in command i don't care i'm not interested in that version nor do i like it #besides i doubt go creators were inspired by it they just wanted to make a nonsense of the myths in general #yes i'm being cynical you know i don't like go canon by now i'm a hater deal with it #also speaking of the islamic myths MY GIRL IS NOT THE ANGEL OF MERCY THEY DON'T SUIT HER ANYWAY #despite having these moments when she shows mercy and does “unholy” things that she perceives as right #if you haven't caught on by now yes i'm a maladaptive daydreamer and autistic #good omens #good omens thoughts #good omens michael #let me be a hater #diary pages #tag essay #haterverse: good omens #anti aziraphale pro michael #gabriel will be fine his teeth will grow back and beel can have her chance of tending to him in the sickbed #huh now i feel a little better i needed to blow off steam i'm forever indignant on my girl's behalf #actually paragraph three in the text is deceptive i usually like archangel michael as a character and he/she's a mythological crush of mine #not that i don't understand why metaclown chose first gabriel then az they are stupid and easy to control unlike lucifer and michael

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