#i'm not the same anymore uwu and all that jazz

[justsomeoneunordinary]

can't believe that until a year ago i used to hate genderbending that's so embarrassing lol glad i grew out of that and have learned to appreciate it properly

[inu-jiru]

Jazz's "Apology Tour" ramble

Episode was trash, let's go.

First off, the whole "Fuck Blitzo" party is so stupid to me, like you're telling me this 30-something year old man had intimate relationships with ALL these demons and HE was the sole thing that ruined ALL of them?

And how did Verosika even find out about Stolas? Like I know Ozzie's happened, but how'd she hear about their "breakup" (they weren't together but whatever, show)?

Why the FUCK does Verosika care about Stolas being an uwu sad victim of mean old Blitzo aside from everyone being written to want to huff Stolas' sad boi farts?

Why is no one trying to kill Stolas like in Loo Loo Land, like suddenly we're just cool with the oppressive racist now (who am I kidding, the rank system doesn't exist anymore unless the "meanie supremacist" characters bring it up I guess)?

Don't think I'm trying to be "Blitzo's#1Bitch69" or anything, but Season 2 is just so gross in how they've written him. Either he's the big bully meanie for hating his abuser, or they've had him commit the most out of pocket atrocities (like possibly SAing Stolas since he was technically drunk or the circus incident or the shit he pulled with Verosika because what the fuck kinda trauma makes you steal someone credit card for horse riding lessons???) that they just gloss over because fuck having Blitzo actually progress normally or Stolas taking actual responsibility for his own actions, let's just speed through everything so it's back to Stolitz City, don't think about the implications. I just can't stand itttt, I still like and pity Blitz to an extent but his writing is killing meeee

Stolas, stop whimpering about being wanted YOU HAVE A KID WHO HAS STILL NOT APPEARED SINCE SEEING STARS WHERE IS SHE?

Am I really hearing that people are hating the dude flirting with Stolas like come on yall STOLITZ IS NOT OFFICIAL YET CHILL

I've honestly started skipping through episodes, like I can't fucking listen to "WAHHHHH BLITZO I WANT YOU TO WANT ME" for the millionth time, I wish this episode could've just been Blitzo and Verosika facing their issues or something I just don't wanna see this owl loser act like a victim anymoreeee

Man really said "when have I ever been condescending?" SEASON ONE???? How about every time you grab his face and call him out of his name and watch him be shot at while demanding he come over one a month? Oh, but when Blitz starts doing it back it's "Oh I'm uncomfortable ooOoOoo stop it Blitz hnnghhh I don't like it :C :C :C", like whatever man.

The Striker comment was dumb and wrong but that's because Stolas is dumb and wrong

Honestly I feel like I'm repeating the same points I and others have made in the past so all imma say is, I hope Octavia and Stella are enjoying their off-screen and better written adventures together. I'm gonna draw some AU stuff now to give my eyes something better to look at.

OH I forgot to talk about Verosika, uh, she was there? I honestly think she should just get over herself at this point, idk when she and Blitz broke up but what the fuck is it about this clown that she was so enamored over where she's this hurt? I can get being mad about her credit card and Blitz being a lazy partner but if that's the case, I fail to see how they got to a point where she got his name tatted on her arm. Idk it's weird

The Mayweather shit or whatever her name is was pointless and made no sense, like "I want you to kill this woman who made me attempt to kill her and myself but now we're dating" like? Hey Vivzie if yall can callback to that why can't yall call back to Stolas being a creep huh?

EDIT: They really made that fuckass "it's hell" excuse canon, huh? Like, it doesn't even make sense in the context of Blitz saying that, like people say "it's hell" because Biblically speaking, it's where those who truly oppose God in order to live a life of wickedness go as just punishment. Blitz the equivalent of a regular guy in Hell unlike the Hazbin characters, he shouldn't understand that there's a better alternative to Hell because he's not human and never had any opportunity to learn about Heaven or God (unless it's just in their DNA or something idk who knows with this show)

[riotlain]

Can I have a Tim Drake x Autistic Male reader?

Like stimming Jazz hands, only using one cup for each drink (example: tall clear tequila Rose glass for Dr. Pepper, a mug that says 'Im a fucking Ray of sunshine' with sunflowers for coffee and tea.). Having crow love language, like finding a pretty rock and just giving it him. Type shit. The I refuse to wash my favorite fluffy blanket because it might change it's texture, autism. GIVE ME THE BAD HABITS!

Just Autistic, Autistic.

Bonus points: Reader confuses the shit out of Batman, because he can mask very well during Combat. But while explaining evidence he found, Reader rambles like he was in Arkham for 2 years. (If your confused on that last part, look up clips of 'Abby telling Gibbs what she found NCIS' on YouTube to get an idea.)

Thank you in advance,

-- Ever Autistic person tried of the ' UWU I'm shy and cute' autistic reader.

ok evil autism time.

cracks my knuckles. time to unleash this

THIS IS A NWLNW BLOG!! WOMEN DNI

Listen. Tim's alright with you stimming. UNLESS ITS WHEN YOURE VOCALLING STIMMING WHILE HE WORKS OR IS TRYING TO SLEEP (for once)

ESPECIALLY IF YOUR VOCAL STIM IS LITERALLY JUST SCREAMING

He got you a tablet for when you need to communicate when youre nonverbal and now all he hears is "Shark attack in the aquarium" or some shit

He doesnt question you drinking out of certain cups. It isnt his mug youre drinking from so he doesnt care

You almost killed Dick tho bc he used the cup but anyways🙄🙄

Has all your rocks in a box on his desk. Appreciates them very much

Was a bit confused the first time though

"Here." *Hands Tim a pink rock* "I- Uh thanks??" "😊"

Has your stuff washed when you arent around. Last time he tried to do it infront of you yall literally brawled (You won bc of autistic rage)

Youre the only person who can clean your own room. Not even Alfred can. YOU KNOW WHEN HE DOES YOU CAN SENSE IT

He loves listening to your interests (gets mildly concerned when you say youre gonna blow a character up in an affectionate way)

Youve probably said the same to him but anyways

Ngl you probably knew he was Robin before he told you

"Are you ok??" *Glares* "I know who you are!"

Its his voice, hair, overall vibes (that people just dont pick up on i guess)

Youre a great hero if you are one. You are masking tho so the minute you arent heroing anymore you become the worst thing alive (joke)

"Tim... The suit feels like crumbs again. Im gonna claw my skin away" "No need for that?!?"

And you help him and Batman with detective work yahoo🎉🎉

"He should be here, Batman" "How you do know that?" "Common sense???"

[whaleofatjme1920]

A lot of e girls are posers.

But also on that girl, she also HATED listening to any criticism or warnings about her practice, she had a fit when I asked her how long she was reading tarot cards

She actually acted like a fucking child when I told her unless you have good cleansing, warding and protections up it's not good to try and communicate with any spirits through a pendulum board

VUT SHE THOUGHT IT WAS OK BC SHE WATCHED ONE YOUTUBE VIDEO ON IT!!??! She also bought a very complex pendulum board to start with. She never wanted to listen when I told her to not mess with it and she also called her "friend" an energy vampire and a toxic person bc she was friends with her ex and they got along really well.

She also left that said friend in a public church ALONE, WHILE SHE WAS TRIPPING ON ACID! Bc she called her ex on the phone bc she was having a really bad trip and was freaking out. While I do not Condone drug usage bc I was raised that way, I think it's worse to leave your friend in a public space while they are having a bad trip bc you are upset that they called your ex

Her and this ex at the time were on speaking conditions, she had a bf but she flipped out bc she still liked her ex??? But was dating someone else for months

She also ended her friendship with this girl, bc she didn't invite her to her 18th birthday party, this party was not a big shebang, I went and it was just kids getting drunk and chatting with food and cake. The irony is

That this girl, didn't invite her "friend" to her birthday party that year either.

She was also chronically online, extremely jealous and possessive and really petty and mean. And a cheater, she cheated on all of her partners

We went to the same highschool 2 years ago (we are graduated now, me for 1 year and her for 2), and she would glare at me in the hallways, bc I posted 1 pic of her boyfriend,, this pic was a dumb pic of him and was posted as friends, and had no undertones of anything other then platonic feelings, she then later came to me after "becoming a witch" and "having a spiritual awakening" to settle the beef between us. As far as I knew. There was never any beef!!

She also blamed anything negative on a "spiritual awakening" literally, it could have been just some bag luck OR THE CONSEQUENCES OF HER ACTIONS!! And she'd go crying to everyone saying she's having such a hard time with her spiritual awakening and people are sending her "the evil eye" and all of this poor me crap.

She stoll acts like this, out of highschool, except now she isn't a "witch" or a "goth" e girl anymore bc it isn't trending atm

The way I hate e girls is much more than just that! It actually has to do with how I believe White e girls actively contribute to the fetishization and violence of east and SEAsian women! I usually find White women/White people who align a little too close to kawaii culture, harajuku, and especially e girl culture extremely suspicious. E girls are the greatest offenders I can see most often. Anime culture is tied closely to e girl culture - so seeing e girls infantilize themselves, use anime voice clips, using ahegao, uwu, nya, ara ara, "is this Asian baiting makeup uwu???", "im a catgirl", and largely take East Asian aliases?? I just,,, I find them wrong. I hate gatekeeping but I just find White people who subscribe deeply to e girl culture problematic and uncomfortable.

I don't mind she's reading tarot but it should be for HERSELF. I've been reading cards for,,, a few years? And don't like reading for other people other than me. I've done like two readings for friends and that was largely situational. idk why people want to talk to spirits and stuff without going through the proper means. Depends on the situation with the ex though, I personally would not be too jazzed if a friend of mine was still good friends with an ex of mine. I don't have much experience with drug usage - I don't have any as I'm the one person the DARE program worked on lol - but that's.... why would you leave someone who is in an altered state of mind somewhere they could get hurt?

I am glad some years of my life are over bc none of this ever happened to me? I had a lot of things going on but socially, it wasn't like this! The spiritual awakening thing is... I don't like saying there's a few things that feel like cults and what not but in witch communities some things just scream "jehovah's witness" or mormons lol.

[getrope1]

My tags got fucked up??? why does god inconvenience me at every turn?. I'll just put em her instead. Okay so

1) Let danny be an asshole. Hes 14, hes a little shit and uwu-fying him ruins his character. Kid straight up called the GIW on Vlads ass with no hesitation. Danny woke up that morning and chose violence.

2) I dont like it when people refer to Dani as 'Elle/Ellie'. I think she should take the name Dani as her own. Like it's her name? She shouldn't have to change it just because Danny had the name first and that shes his clone. I of course get WHY people call her Elle/Ellie instead, a Dani, a Danny and a Dan all in the same show can get confusing but still. It's her original name, let her have it.

Power move; refering to Danny as Daniel to differenciate the two

3) I dont actually like any danny phantom ships. Everlasting Trio and Grey Ghost are fine I guess, they just dont vibe with me. Tbh my favourite dp ships are crossover ships and even then theres not alot for Danny where I'm thinking 'Oh Hell Yeah'. Crash Course by Carmic on ao3 did in fact make me fall in love with the idea of Jazz Fenton/ Jason Todd, because they both deserve good things and it's really fucking funny. Like poor Jazz cant escape the whole 'black haired blue eyed guy who died at 14/15 and was revived in some way by a glowing pit of green liquid, thus giving them white hair and glowing green eyes (but only sometimes) who have very complicated relationships with their parents due to their untimely death, who has an older sibling with older sister syndrome, fights using ranged weapons/powers, is a hero (at least to some degree) and is widely headcanoned as having autopsy scars'. Like girl cannot catch a break huh. Danny/tim drake and Danny/Peter parker are good crossover ships too ig. Just. Eh. Aro/Ace Danny is superior Danny

4) Wes and Kyle are alright. I dont really think we need anymore family lore (or lore in general) but they're just. Funny lil guys, what can I say. I can definitely understand why people wouldnt like them though.

5) 'Jack and Maddie love their kids' and 'Jack and Maddie are terrible parents' are not mutually exclusive statements. I dont even think I have to get into the reasons as for why that is because there are already a bunch of posts that explain it better than I could, but danny and jazz should be taken out of that house.

6) Let All of the Fentonshave something be inherently creepy and ghostly about them even before the portal opens. They've been surrounded by/consuming ectoplasm for most/ all their lives. That's bound to do something to a person. Like let them develop supernatural traits (like obsessions/ superhuman strength/reflective eyes). Let them be creepy and fucked up

7) I dont like alot of the designs in the show. Mainly of ghosts like pandora or pariah dark. Just a personal thing I guess. Also stop having all the girls in the show wearing crop tops its creepy. Dani is like 11 (right?)

8) someone already said it here but I really like the idea of some ghosts either just; (a) being dead people/creatures (ex ember), (b) being lil ghost babies. Products of a ghost getting some D, or (c) just showing up one day (the minor god ghosts, because they... exist)

9) Dadwork is incredibly funny and can be very wholesome but hes also an asshole and you've gotta keep that

10) I like ghost king Danny but only if (a) he doesnt know at all and is like, 'damn, kinda crazy how clockwork is making me help keep the peace between these two areas of the GZ, shouldn't the king be doing this instead???', (b) he is actually crown prince and once he reaches the human age of 18 he will become king and is just frantically trying to do everything he wants to do before being tied down to Responsibilities, (c) he is being dragged around kicking and screaming while ghosts beg him to do his job please Phantom were begging you-, or (d) he really doesnt like being ghost king but he recognises the power he now has and will now make that everyone else's problem. Causes casual mischief under the guise of politics.

11) How Vlad, Danny and Dani age should be all out of wack. Having them age normally is (a) boring, and (b) kinda ignores that they either died or were made half dead and I think that should idk. Interrupt the natural progression of aging for them? And I think it should be different for all 3 of them too! Since vlad was made a halfa slowly I think he should age very slowly, but still age. I think Dani should age REALLY fast because of the shenanigans of being a clone, but her aging could be slowed down or stopped using something, maybe like eveline from re7. I think danny either shouldn't age at all OR only age for like 2-5 years after he died. Having them age normally takes away from the biggest drawbacks of their powers, which is being dead.

12) I dont like when crossover fics start off with the nasty burger explosion, or his family being dead (just in general) and either being kidnapped by the GIW or getting shipped off to some previously unknown family members. Alot of the fun in crossovers is to see all the characters from both series interact? And starting off with 'uh oh, Danny's family just died and now hes very sad and upset about this!' Kinda ruins it for me personally. Theres definitely ways to make it work well! I just dont see the appeal lol

13) speaking of crossovers, there should be more Dp x Dc crossovers!! Like dude cmon. Theres a Lazarus pit right there. John Constantine is right there. JASON TODD IS RIGHT THERE. They would work SO well in a crossover, and there should be more. Also let Danny freak out about meeting Martian manhunter and miss Martian k thanks

Uhhh theres probably more i want to talk about but no thoughts head empty.

What’s your unpopular Danny Phantom opinions? I’ll go first

-I don’t like Dani

-The Ultimate Enemy was a bad episode and Dan sucks

-Ghost Writer isn’t that engaging of an enemy. Also his episode sucked too.

-Clockwork is okay??? I guess???

Okay now go