#i'm not surprised that my most popular post is a rant about tgcf fanon xD

[naamah-beherit]

I posted 3,253 times in 2022

That's 2,205 more posts than 2021!

145 posts created (4%)

3,108 posts reblogged (96%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@darlingofdots

@voxofthevoid

@cath-sith

@andromedamirtle

@threegoblinsinatrenchcoat

I tagged 829 of my posts in 2022

#the locked tomb - 129 posts

#tgcf - 79 posts

#hualian - 57 posts

#tian guan ci fu - 51 posts

#hua cheng - 47 posts

#xie lian - 47 posts

#nona the ninth spoilers - 34 posts

#sauron - 33 posts

#mairon - 33 posts

#天官赐福 - 32 posts

Longest Tag: 138 characters

#and now i remember how people always scowl and sneer when you wish them a pleasant time off instead of echoing merry christmas! after them

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I got a Milker sticker for my laptop 😌

Every time I look at it, I remember the good ol' days of the Angbang fandom. He also compels me to write more Angbang, OR ELSE.

56 notes - Posted October 18, 2022

#4

Sure, "You can't take loved away" hits right in the feels, but I think the biggest punch in the gut is Pyrrha's "Painted a nursery. Mint green". It makes you think what else the Ninth House has lost.

59 notes - Posted September 27, 2022

#3

TGCF microfics #3: post-canon mishaps

[written on 9 December 2021]

Post-canon Hualian AU in which Xie Lian gets hit with a curse that makes him forget the last 100-200 years, which means he's back to his "smile, don't annoy anyone, try to make people happy", but most importantly "FIGURE OUT EVERYTHING LATER WHEN YOU CAN."

So here he is, in a wrap-up meeting in Heaven after a mission he can't recall, with a bunch of gods he doesn't know, but also Feng Xin and Mu Qing? And they act like his friends again?? And everyone is treating him with respect??? Which is very nice but also mildly terrifying.

As the meeting drags, he keeps fidgeting, trying to gauge the state his body is in. There are a few scratches (which is understandable, because he came back from a mission after all, whatever it might be), some aches at the base of his spine, which he can easily neglect.

Apart from those, he's... fine. There's no hunger or thirst, no weariness deep in his bones. If he were to describe it, he'd say he's... content. Maybe even happy. (what a foreign concept that is)

...and then he notices Mu Qing rolling eyes at him.

MQ: "Yes, yes, we know, you want to go home. Tell your husband it won't take much longer."

XL, externally: (✿◕‿◕)(❁´◡`❁)

XL, internally: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, WHAT HUSBAND, HOW CAN I HAVE A HUSBAND, OUR CULTIVATION PATH PROHIBITS HUSBANDS, DON'T YOU REMEMBER???

Once the meeting ends, he kind of... loiters around his palace, because what else is he supposed to do? How does one go back to a life they don't remember?

So he sits down. Gets up. Walks around. Sits down again. Tries to remember things he can't even imagine.

He's so wrapped up in his own head ("What husband, I can't have a husband, this must be a joke, but what if it isn't, what does he look like, nononono, don't think about that"), that he doesn't hear the steps or the tinkling of bells.

He nearly jumps out of his skin when an arm snakes around his waist and a cold, moist something lands behind his ear.

"Gege," a man purrs into his ear. "You've been gone for so long."

XL: blue screen of death before a speedrun to reconsidering his vows

XL, a few hours later, very quietly: What just happened???

HC: Gege is thinking so much tonight. Has something happened? Should I provide more distractions? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

XL: AHAHAHAHAHAHA [XieLian.exe has stopped working]

(HC does, in fact, provide more distractions)

XL isn't sure what he expected of a hypothetical husband, but his apparently actual husband who's also incredibly powerful ghost on the side pampers him, showers him with affection, and also brings him breakfast to bed, so fuck them vows, XL will take a husband over them any day.

(it would be nice if Xie Lian knew his name, though)

67 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

#2

KEITH, JIM, PLEASE

See the full post

83 notes - Posted May 14, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Every time I see claims that Hua Cheng stalked Xie Lian during the 800 years that passed between the end of book 4 and the beginning of book 1, I feel like fucking screaming. I’ve had enough of this nonsense for the past 4 years to last me a lifetime.

Sure, Xie Lian does have a stalker. His nickname is Bai Wuxiang.

239 notes - Posted October 29, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →